CAMEL SHIT, Afghanistan – (World Satire) – Afghanistan's Sandstone News Agency is reporting that a female member of the Taliban’s famed 82nd Division has revealed that she has two pussies (pun intended).
Banbula Sin Gee, who is a jeep driver, first admitted that she, in fact, has two hooha’s (cunts) when she began dating Taliban officer Colonel Pinbad Shake Sinshar.
She explained that she has found it to be a great way to get dates. Sin Gee said tongue-in-cheek, that she has actually had several menage-a-trois (threesomes) due to the fact that she has 2 muffins (beavers).
When her boyfriend Colonel Pinbad Shake Sinshar was asked for a comment. He took his AR-15 semi-automatic rifle and fired 19 shots up in the air.
He then said that Banbula is without a doubt the most fantastic girlfriend that he has ever had, even better than ex-girlfriend, Siri Labad Niff, who had four knockers (breasts).