There have been 127 spoof news stories published in June 2021. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Larry Bird and Tim Duncan Are Buying The Boston Celtics

Larry Bird and Tim Duncan Are Buying The Boston Celtics

SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Two of the greatest players to ever play in the NBA have just stated that they are in the process of purchasing one of the greatest franchises in sports history. Larry “Tweet Tweet” Bird and Tim “The Quiet Dude” Dun…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Brand New Designer Perfume Has Been Banned In 47 States

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Brand New Designer Perfume Has Been Banned In 47 States

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just revealed that Marjorie Taylor Greene is angrier than a rooster with erectile dysfunction. It seems that the "Greene Fiene," as Ricky Gervais has tagged her, is upset that her brand new designer…

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Funny story: A List of The Top 10 Worst Thoroughbred Race Horse Names of All-Time

A List of The Top 10 Worst Thoroughbred Race Horse Names of All-Time

The Sports Bet Gazette has compiled a list of the worst race horse names in the history of horse racing. SBG reporters Zorro La Bamba and Woody Velcro compiled the list along, with the help of former spaghetti western movie star Clint Eastwood. TH…

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Funny story: Truth is Revealed: COVID Scare was ploy to disguise aliens among us

Truth is Revealed: COVID Scare was ploy to disguise aliens among us

Many people are in a state of shock today after a righteous whistle-blower blew the lid of a plot hatched by our government and a particular alien species known as the Wembleys. The Wembleys' home planet has not been disclosed, but their appearan…

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Funny story: The Ohio State Football Team Could Be Banned From Playing For 3 Years

The Ohio State Football Team Could Be Banned From Playing For 3 Years

COLUMBUS, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Reports emanating out of Columbus, state that the Ohio State Buckeyes football team may be banned for 3 years from competing in the NCAA football program. A team insider, who did not want her name revealed, told…

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Funny story: Russian scientists discover formula for shrinking people: Reports say hordes of tiny Russian agents will be in the US soon!

Russian scientists discover formula for shrinking people: Reports say hordes of tiny Russian agents will be in the US soon!

An anonymous source in Russia has reported that after years of trial and error, scientists have discovered a formula that can shrink an average human down to almost microscopic size. The source also reports that over 10,000 members of the Russian…

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Funny story: Tests Conducted On Dirt From Mars Show It Greatly Resembles The Dirt Found in New Mexico

Tests Conducted On Dirt From Mars Show It Greatly Resembles The Dirt Found in New Mexico

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Videos of tests that have just been sent back to Earth from Mars amazingly reveal that the dirt found on the Red Planet is almost identical to the dirt found in the state of New Mexico. New Mexico's dirt according to Wiki…

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Funny story: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Named The Sexiest Couple in Music

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Named The Sexiest Couple in Music

NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – One of the happiest and most talented couples in the world of music has just been named The Sexiest Couple in Music. Music Moments Magazine says Blake Shelton who is 51, and Gwen Stefani who is 44, have been dating for…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian is Tapped By President Joe Biden To Be The Director of The Newly Formed Department of Women’s Rights

Kim Kardashian is Tapped By President Joe Biden To Be The Director of The Newly Formed Department of Women’s Rights

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a move that has the entire left coast state of California cheering with joyous joy, the oldest of the 5 Kardashian sisters has been chosen by President Biden to head up the newly-formed Department of Women’s Righ…

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Funny story: Biden considering candidates for New Hobgoblin Awards—including himself

Biden considering candidates for New Hobgoblin Awards—including himself

On the heels of a storm of criticism against health advisor Anthony Fauci, President Biden has stepped forward to defend his embattled aide. Mr. Fauci said this about masks, then something else as the pandemic moved on. Plus he said this about…

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Funny story: Judge Orders Babylon Bee to Write Clever, Witty Stories So Critics Will Know It’s Satire

Judge Orders Babylon Bee to Write Clever, Witty Stories So Critics Will Know It’s Satire

Washington - The judge presiding over a libel suit brought by the owners of alleged political satire site Babylon Bee against CNN and New York Times told the plaintiffs in the case to start running stories that are humorous, witty and clever instead…

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Funny story: A UFO Lands in Alabama – And Locals Almost Completely Strip It In Just 8 Minutes

A UFO Lands in Alabama – And Locals Almost Completely Strip It In Just 8 Minutes

CHITLINS CREEK, Alabama – (Satire News) – Several residents of Chitlins Creek, reported seeing a red, yellow, and white space ship land in Farmer Filbern Fairquill’s cotton field. The Bucknox twins, Foley and Fryus, 27, said they were out stealing…

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Funny story: The debate is over! Official definition of “Numbnuts” going on record Monday!

The debate is over! Official definition of “Numbnuts” going on record Monday!

Winston Rumford is a world-renowned linguist who specializes in off-color slang and derogatory terms. When Rumford learned of the ongoing debate about the meaning of the term “numbnuts” he became resolved to come up with the definitive answer. He…

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Funny story: Trump sets Ted Cruz's house on fire to wrap up bullying session; Cruz says "it was an honor"

Trump sets Ted Cruz's house on fire to wrap up bullying session; Cruz says "it was an honor"

It may be an understatement to say it was a challenging evening for Senator Ted Cruz as he and wife Heidi opened their home for a visit with the Trumps. Seemed Donald J. was primed for bullying and Cruz had a giant bulls eye on his forehead. Trump an…

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Funny story: Facebook And Twitter Ban The Road Runner

Facebook And Twitter Ban The Road Runner

BILLINGSGATE POST: If Wile E Biden had his way, the Trump Runner would be banned from Planet Earth - and beyond. It’s nightfall in the Sonoran Desert. For as long as anyone can remember, when the relentless sun goes down, falling below the horiz…

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Funny story: An East Coast University Is Causing A Tremendous Uproar Due to The Fact That They’re Downsizing Their School Mascot

An East Coast University Is Causing A Tremendous Uproar Due to The Fact That They’re Downsizing Their School Mascot

PHILADELPHIA – (Sports Satire) - For the past four years, the state of the nation's economy has affected just about every aspect of society. The president of Philadelphia's Drexel University has decided that in an effort to save money the school w…

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Funny story: Psychic relays God's Plan for saving humanity: All out war between Wokers, Cancelers, PCs and Trump supporters

Psychic relays God's Plan for saving humanity: All out war between Wokers, Cancelers, PCs and Trump supporters

World famous psychic Rudy "Two Phones" Jackster announced his latest revelation yesterday afternoon to a riveted crowd of followers just outside his home in Jackson, Mississippi. He claims this transmission was straight from God, something he's d…

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Winner “Medina Spirit” and Trainer Bob Baffert Are Both Hit With a Major Racing Suspension

Kentucky Derby Winner “Medina Spirit” and Trainer Bob Baffert Are Both Hit With a Major Racing Suspension

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – In baseball, it’s three strikes and you’re out – in horse racing it’s two strikes and you’re out. Vox Populi is reporting that the black-haired horse and the white-haired trainer are being put in the corner…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Celebrated His 75th Birthday With an Elaborate Masquerade Party at Mar-a-Lago

Donald Trump Celebrated His 75th Birthday With an Elaborate Masquerade Party at Mar-a-Lago

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that citizen Donald Johnny Trump had a 75th birthday bash to end all birthday bashes at his Mar-a-Lago digs. BuzzFuzz reporter, Taffeta Kixx, remarked that she was the only Democrat invited to…

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Funny story: A Kentucky Woman Gets The Gettysburg Address Tattooed on Her Breasts

A Kentucky Woman Gets The Gettysburg Address Tattooed on Her Breasts

WOODCHUCK HORMONES, Kentucky – (Satire News) – A woman who relatives, friends, and the homeless say has one hell of a sense of humor has just made national news. Lolita Sweetwater, 28, who says she’s a pole dancer/dentist, recently had her 38-DDD…

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Funny story: Fauci says "at least 55% of people are ok" after getting the COVID vaccine

Fauci says "at least 55% of people are ok" after getting the COVID vaccine

Dr. Anthony Fauci was indignant today at a noon press conference called to address multiple published reports mentioning complications, nasty side effects and even deaths caused by the COVID vaccine. After being asked by reporters if the reports w…

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Funny story: Why Is It That Bald Headed Kids Always Seem To Get Cancer? Asks Wanker.

Why Is It That Bald Headed Kids Always Seem To Get Cancer? Asks Wanker.

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — After friends, family and classmates came together to support a South Florida kid fighting cancer local man, Kevin Rogerson, was overheard asking his wife why was it that a disproportionate of bald children seemed to catch ca…

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Funny story: The 2021 Cicada Invasion Grounds Air Force One, Cancels Baseball Games, and Shuts Down Fast Food Drive-Thru’s

The 2021 Cicada Invasion Grounds Air Force One, Cancels Baseball Games, and Shuts Down Fast Food Drive-Thru’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The U.S. Department of the Interior has just announced that the 2021 Cicada Invasion is causing all types of major havoc all over the country. According to renowned cicada expert Dr. Elton F. Dunpico, professor a…

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Funny story: Louisiana Vows To Eliminate Mosquitoes By 2023

Louisiana Vows To Eliminate Mosquitoes By 2023

BATON ROUGE – (Satire News) – After hearing complaint after complaint about the mosquito problem, the Louisiana State Senate has promised the citizens of their state that they will completely eradicate every mosquito in the state by September of 2023…

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Funny story: Trump Says He'll Be Back In The White House By August

Trump Says He'll Be Back In The White House By August

It is embarrassing! With the whole world watching, Trump is giving speeches saying he’ll be back in the White House by August. And not as a paperhanger or gardener or chauffeur, but as President of the United States. The rest of the world must be…

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Funny story: Download your free Euro 2020 tournament planner here

Download your free Euro 2020 tournament planner here

Are you planning to watch the Euro 2020 footballing competition? Well don't, until you've planned your viewing schedule using TheSpoof's own handy easy-to-use Euro 2020 footballing competition tournament planner. Geoff Ball explains. Simply wri…

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Funny story: Jeeves and Bertie Wooster, reincarnated in the distorted mind of Jaggedone, bang on his bonce once again from beyond!

Jeeves and Bertie Wooster, reincarnated in the distorted mind of Jaggedone, bang on his bonce once again from beyond!

Attempting to sleep at full moon is bad enough, but when Bertie Wooster and his eccentric butler, Jeeves, come flying into one's cerebral cortex, one can only listen! "By golly, you rascal Jeeves, was you really invited to that scoundrel's third…

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Funny story: Biden invites spoofers Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to White House for pow wow

Biden invites spoofers Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to White House for pow wow

President Biden surprised more than a few people today when he issued invitations to two top spoofers known as Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to meet with him at the White House. Asked his reasoning, Biden said “It’s time we get up close and perso…

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Funny story: NASA ready for launch of Astronaut Octopussy!

NASA ready for launch of Astronaut Octopussy!

After years of intensive training the first octopus astronaut called, Commander Octopussy, is ready to take control of a rocket heading to NASA's space station! NASA scientists decided not to employ humans anymore because they are much too expensi…

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Funny story: The Arizona Vote Recount is Finally Finished – And Trump Is Reportedly Madder Than An Egg-Laying Hen With No Ovaries

The Arizona Vote Recount is Finally Finished – And Trump Is Reportedly Madder Than An Egg-Laying Hen With No Ovaries

PHOENIX – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that after nearly 6 weeks of vote recounting in Arizona’s Maricopa County, the results show that out of the 2,193,702 votes cast in the county, there was not one single discrepancy found; NOT ONE!…

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Funny story: Police Find 703 Viagra Pills in Ivanka Trump’s Kia Sorento

Police Find 703 Viagra Pills in Ivanka Trump’s Kia Sorento

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – According to Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency, Ivanka Trump has never felt more embarrassed than she is now after being stopped and frisked by police. The human, middle aged “Barbie Doll” told her BFF Staniquisha Jef…

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Funny story: Biden Cites “Row vs Wade” - Orders Blockade Of All Afghanistan Seaports

Biden Cites “Row vs Wade” - Orders Blockade Of All Afghanistan Seaports

BILLINGSGATE POST: To placate conservative members of Congress regarding his order to have all of our troops out of Afghanistan by July 1st, President Biden announced today, “That under the authority granted to him under the ‘Row vs Wade Amendment’…

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Funny story: A Huge Sinkhole in Downtown Chicago Swallows Up A 73-Story Building

A Huge Sinkhole in Downtown Chicago Swallows Up A 73-Story Building

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – In what is being called the biggest sinkhole since the infamous Kalahari Desert Sinkhole of September 13, 1613, a huge one-block in circumference sinkhole has just swallowed up the 73-Story Chaka Khan Musical Building in the…

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Funny story: Vice-President Kamala Harris Says That The Turncoat, Traitor Senator Joe Manchin Needs To Stop Acting Like a Pu$$y and Resign

Vice-President Kamala Harris Says That The Turncoat, Traitor Senator Joe Manchin Needs To Stop Acting Like a Pu$$y and Resign

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News is reporting that Vice-President Harris has more cojones than Joe Manchin, Mitch McConnell, Matt Gaetz, and Kevin McCarthy combined. Nancy Pelosi and Ricky Gervais totally agree with that statemen…

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Funny story: Dylan Thomas, Welsh great poet, once visited Jaggedone's distorted cerebral cortex, and left a 'pea' of a poem in it!

Dylan Thomas, Welsh great poet, once visited Jaggedone's distorted cerebral cortex, and left a 'pea' of a poem in it!

UFO's, not the type ex-Man United footy player, Chris Smalling, observed landing in his teapot, but in the Mad Hatter's, also frequent the balding head of infamous spoofer, Jaggedone. Mysteries of the poet's minds are sometimes unraveled there, an…

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Funny story: Obama’s Secret Telephone Conversation With The Queen Made Public

Obama’s Secret Telephone Conversation With The Queen Made Public

“Bubbles, what’s up? Are you going to serve “tea” to Joe Biden and dent our friendly relationship?" “You know my duty, Barry. And rumor has it; Joe can't wait. And it would help if you remembered, I am the Queen. Unlike some of the younger members…

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Funny story: President Putin Warns That Anyone Caught Not Wearing a Mask Could Be Shot on The Spot

President Putin Warns That Anyone Caught Not Wearing a Mask Could Be Shot on The Spot

MOSCOW, Russia – (World News) – The government of Russia has issued a statement which states that anyone caught without a medical mask could risk being shot on sight. The Kremlin Voice stated that President Vladimir Putin is fed up and will no lon…

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Funny story: Fusion Reactor Melts Down at Commonwealth Facility in United States, Causing a Major Setback

Fusion Reactor Melts Down at Commonwealth Facility in United States, Causing a Major Setback

Scientists at the Commonwealth Fusion Facility in United States were experimenting with a compact type of fusion reactor. All was good until 10 years later, when lint caused a cooling pump to fail. According to survivors, lint is a major cause of…

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Funny story: "El Chapo" Spotted At A McDonald’s Drive-Thru In Louisiana

"El Chapo" Spotted At A McDonald’s Drive-Thru In Louisiana

BAYOU FUFU, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News, has just reported that the notorious drug lord Joaquin Archivaldo Guzman Loera, better Known as “El Chapo” was reportedly seen in line at a drive-thru window at a McDonald’s in Bayou Fufu, Louis…

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Funny story: Moustachio'd Lady Threat

Moustachio'd Lady Threat

The common draught excluder is not as innocent as it may seem. Indeed, it could be a sign of dangers to come, said Lord Elpus, yesterday in the Upper House. "We live in troubled times, in which the common sort of person may rise up and seek despe…

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Funny story: Iceland's First and Only Dairy Queen May Have To Close

Iceland's First and Only Dairy Queen May Have To Close

REYKjAVIK, Iceland – (Satire News) – The government of Iceland, which owns the country’s only Dairy Queen Ice Cream & Burger Restaurant, has stated that the fast food eatery may have to close. Iceland President Guoni Johannesson, 52, informed…

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Funny story: Fauci Explains Wuhan Lab Leak Was Meant to Hurt Only China

Fauci Explains Wuhan Lab Leak Was Meant to Hurt Only China

In the face of accusations that the National Institutes of Health funded dangerous gain of function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology resulting in the outbreak of a novel new coronavirus, Anthony Fauci explained that the Wuhan lab leak was…

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Funny story: Futurist predicts we’ll soon travel by hovering in place while Earth rotates

Futurist predicts we’ll soon travel by hovering in place while Earth rotates

Futurist Ray Kurzweil yesterday predicted that anti-gravity technology will be mainstream by 2050, and that we will be using the technology for 99.9% of travel around the planet. Kurzweil unveiled his ideas at the annual conference sponsored by hi…

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Funny story: Design Your Own Sex Doll Company Thriving Despite Covid-19

Design Your Own Sex Doll Company Thriving Despite Covid-19

A Barnstable company that makes 'made to order' sex dolls says that business is booming despite Covid-19 restrictions. "We have plenty of clients," Neil Porter, the founder, and CEO of DesignADoll announced. "If anything we have grown over the…

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Funny story: The New York Jets Have Decided To Change Their Team Uniform Colors And Possibly Move To San Antonio

The New York Jets Have Decided To Change Their Team Uniform Colors And Possibly Move To San Antonio

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the Jets hierarchy says that after the team’s dismal (2-14) record last year, the powers-that-be feel that they have to make a drastic change. Spokesperson Zeke Weatherwine, 91, said that severa…

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Funny story: Texas Governor Greg Abbott Says He Is Going To Build a Wall and Texas Will Pay For It

Texas Governor Greg Abbott Says He Is Going To Build a Wall and Texas Will Pay For It

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Austin Texan World newspaper is reporting that Greg Abbott, who is the most hated governor in the history of the Lone Star State, recently told his BFF Sean Hannity that he will take money from the states Food Stamp Progr…

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Funny story: Bigfoot spotted in upstate bar: Sat alone drinking in a corner booth, left a strange tip

Bigfoot spotted in upstate bar: Sat alone drinking in a corner booth, left a strange tip

Patrons thought last night was just another night at The Backroom Lounge just outside Rochester. Very few noticed the “giant hairy guy” who sat brooding in a far corner, beyond the pool table, by the Men’s bathroom. “He kept his head down and lo…

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Funny story: Coco Gauff Makes Accordion Out Of Tennis Racket At French Open

Coco Gauff Makes Accordion Out Of Tennis Racket At French Open

After watching a near-winning set of 7 to 6 at about 3 in the morning, US time, Coco Gauff could not score a point in the next set. So, what’s a tennis player to do? She took out her frustration on her tennis racket, pounding it into the red clay of…

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Funny story: "GREETINGS EARTHLING" - Transcripts of alien conversations released by CIA and FBI

"GREETINGS EARTHLING" - Transcripts of alien conversations released by CIA and FBI

BILLINGSGATE POST: Lately, there has been much conversation concerning Unidentified Flying Objects. After a full investigation by various intelligence agencies, the following report, including the transcript of an alien conversation, was just declas…

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Funny story: Tests Show Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Has No Spine

Tests Show Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Has No Spine

WASHINGTON, D.C. – iRumors is reporting that Kevin McCarthy, who has single-handedly become the designated Trump ass-kisser recently had some X-rays taken, and they showed that he has no backbone. Nancy Pelosi reportedly said, that she could have…

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Funny story: Netanyahu And Trump Suffering From Voter Fraud Paranoia

Netanyahu And Trump Suffering From Voter Fraud Paranoia

What? Trump and Netanyahu, two pals, bounced out of office in the same year like twins? Is Putin next? Quick, people vote Putin out of office for his general nastiness, the castle he built himself, and treatment of adversaries, his present nemesis be…

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Funny story: A Naked Female Walmart Shopper Throws a Fit When A Security Guard Frisks Her

A Naked Female Walmart Shopper Throws a Fit When A Security Guard Frisks Her

PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) - A woman who walked into a local Walmart totally nude told one of the retail salesclerks that she was going to buy clothes and underwear. The clerk quickly called the store security guard, since the female was c…

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Funny story: A Confused Caitlyn Jenner Is Having a Sex Change Operation – She'll Become a Guy Again

A Confused Caitlyn Jenner Is Having a Sex Change Operation – She'll Become a Guy Again

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kris Jenner recently told "The View's" Whoopi Goldberg, that her ex-husband and now soon-to-be ex-husband-wife-husband is perhaps the most effed up guy-gal in America. Mama Jenner said that Caitlyn recently told his BFF…

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Funny story: Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It

Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It

New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all…

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell’s Birthday Gift To Donald J. Trump Will Surprise You

Mitch McConnell’s Birthday Gift To Donald J. Trump Will Surprise You

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell surprised his BFF and part-time boyfriend Donald Johnny Trump with a very appropriate birthday gift. McConnell, who looks like a cross between a Galapagos turtle…

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Funny story: The New York Attorney General Reveals That Records Show That Trump Borrowed Tons of Money From Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, and Scott Baio

The New York Attorney General Reveals That Records Show That Trump Borrowed Tons of Money From Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, and Scott Baio

ALBANY, New York – (Satire News) –The attorney general of New York has stated that Donald J. Trump illegally borrowed over $31 million from three sources. Records that were provided by Trump’s long-time lawyer Michael Cohen, the man who even know…

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Funny story: McDonalds Says That Their McSauerkraut Burger Will Never, Ever, Ever Return Again

McDonalds Says That Their McSauerkraut Burger Will Never, Ever, Ever Return Again

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – In what fast food pundits are calling the dumbest idea in the world of fast food, the McDonalds McSauerkraut Burger has ridden off to that Burger Paradise in the Sky. A reporter with Hollywood Hors Doeuvres asked a Mickey…

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Funny story: Old Fart wanders through Amsterdam wondering what the hell he is doing there!

Old Fart wanders through Amsterdam wondering what the hell he is doing there!

Caught in a geographical zone only meant for those below 45 years of age, a Brit Old Fart decided to venture into a maze of insanity called, Amsterdam, believing time stood still, and then discovered, 'Time waits for no one!' Thousands of whizzing…

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Funny story: Fauci gives COVID overreactors green light to carry on

Fauci gives COVID overreactors green light to carry on

The end of the COVID-19 shutdown brought joy and celebration to many of us. But not all of us by any means. An unexpected development that transpired over the past 18 months is a significant number of people discovered they found comfort, even joy fr…

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Funny story: The Cleveland Indians Owner Has Finally Come Up With A Brand New Team Name

The Cleveland Indians Owner Has Finally Come Up With A Brand New Team Name

CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – After months of trying to find a name to replace the inappropriate team name, the Cleveland Indians organization has finally decided on a new name. Team Spokeswoman Loretta Ramona Dellvippy, who has been separated fro…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Denies That He Is a Card-Carrying Member of The U.S. Nazi Federation

Donald Trump Denies That He Is a Card-Carrying Member of The U.S. Nazi Federation

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – D.J. Trump appeared with his all-time favorite news host, Maria Bartiromo and told her that he has no idea where the rumor came from, but he is not now, nor has he ever been a member of the U.S. Nazi Federation. Bar…

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Funny story: El Gazpacho, The World’s Greatest Matador Sells Out Two Bullfights in Madison Square Garden in 13 Minutes

El Gazpacho, The World’s Greatest Matador Sells Out Two Bullfights in Madison Square Garden in 13 Minutes

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has just made it known that the world's greatest bullfighter, has sold out two bullfighting performances at New York’s Madison Square Garden in a record-setting 13 minutes. The Barcelona-bor…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Flat Out Denies That She Has a Swastika Tattoo on Her Bikini Line

Marjorie Taylor Greene Flat Out Denies That She Has a Swastika Tattoo on Her Bikini Line

MUFFIN BUSH, New Jersey – (Satire News) – One of the most hated women in the entire nation, Marjorie “Horseface” Taylor Greene told CNN’s Don Lemon that she is getting sick and tired of all of the rumors that the California rumor mills are putting ou…

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Funny story: The Kentucky Derby Is Moving To Delaware

The Kentucky Derby Is Moving To Delaware

LOUISVILLE – (Sports Satire) – In an announcement that has sent shock waves throughout the world of thoroughbred racing, the Kentucky Derby Rules & Regulations Committee, has issued a statement that the old Granddaddy of Horse Racing will be leav…

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Funny story: Israeli P. M. NotaYahoo Ousted; Charges Election Fraud, Calls for March on Knesset

Israeli P. M. NotaYahoo Ousted; Charges Election Fraud, Calls for March on Knesset

Following a one-vote loss in the Israeli legislature, Israel's longest serving female prime minister, Ima NotaYahoo, was ousted today in an a closer-than-the-vote indicates 60-59 split that brought to power a self-proclaimed idiot backed by the far…

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Funny story: The Arizona Diamondbacks Have The Worst Record in Baseball and They're Desperate-as-Hell to Attract Fans

The Arizona Diamondbacks Have The Worst Record in Baseball and They're Desperate-as-Hell to Attract Fans

PHOENIX – (Sports News) – With a horrific record of 20-43, the Diamondbacks of Arizona are looking more like fishing worms than rattlesnakes. Thousands of fans have abandoned the Major League Baseball team, and are instead, watching reality shows…

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Funny story: The G-7 Summit Conference Leaders Unanimously Agree To Never Again Mention Trump’s Name

The G-7 Summit Conference Leaders Unanimously Agree To Never Again Mention Trump’s Name

CARBIS BAY, England – (Satire News) – In a move that is being hailed as a victory for the entire free world, the G-7 Summit Conference leaders voted unanimously to never again utter the name of Donald J. Trump. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trude…

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Funny story: Manchester United are about to sign 10000 new footy players and then loan them out!

Manchester United are about to sign 10000 new footy players and then loan them out!

The perennial garbage chain perpetrated by UK tabloids has begun, and in 2021, a special year, Manchester United have decided not to ignore the annual bullshit spewed out by The Sun, Express, Daily Star, Daily Mirror, etc. The Covid19 pandemic, an…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Admits To Anderson Cooper That She Has A Big Crush on Tucker Carlson

Marjorie Taylor Greene Admits To Anderson Cooper That She Has A Big Crush on Tucker Carlson

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The woman who most Americans consider to be uglier than a baboons butt, recently confided to Anderson Cooper, that ever since Valentine’s Day, she has had one huge, effen crush on the guy whose expression looks as i…

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Funny story: Snowden, Assange agree to meet in boxing match

Snowden, Assange agree to meet in boxing match

International bad boys Edward Snowden ex-CIA analyst and Julian Assange founder of Wikileaks have agreed to meet in the boxing ring in what is bound to be a very evenly matched contest, featuring two very wily and clever phenoms of the modern world.

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Funny story: Trump thwarted multiple sexual advances by pillow guy Mike Lindell

Trump thwarted multiple sexual advances by pillow guy Mike Lindell

Pillow Guy Mike Lindell has had a few problems as of late, mostly legal and personal in nature it seems. The latest of his problems to come to light is he seems to have a physical attraction to former president Donald J. Trump. An observer close t…

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Funny story: It’s Official – Trump Wears Depends Diapers

It’s Official – Trump Wears Depends Diapers

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has confirmed that Donaldo Johnny, as Melania calls him, does in fact wear Depends Diapers. Trump denied it saying that it’s all just a hoax, and a witch hunt, and a Fig Newton of everyone’s imaginatio…

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Funny story: Southwest Airlines Is Going To Add On-Board Cage Matches

Southwest Airlines Is Going To Add On-Board Cage Matches

DALLAS – (Satire News) - Southwest Airlines has informed the flying public that they have decided to combine air travel with sports and they’ve decided to add on-board cage matches on most flights. Southwest said that due to the recent 710% incre…

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Funny story: Recent Sex Studies On Adult Females Show That 69% of All American Women Now Have a Landing Strip

Recent Sex Studies On Adult Females Show That 69% of All American Women Now Have a Landing Strip

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The adult publication Better & Longer Orgasms has just revealed that recent studies show that 69% of all women living in the United States now have a pubic region landing strip. Olga Hickerstick, 37, who is the…

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Funny story: New law makes saying such and such is the new such and such a slappable offense

New law makes saying such and such is the new such and such a slappable offense

Congress is finally getting down to business and taking on some of the critical issues citizens face in their daily lives. The latest piece of legislation passed just this afternoon is aimed at stopping the constant droning of silly people who feel i…

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Funny story: FBI Agents Raid Matt Gaetz' Residence And They’re Shocked At What They Found Underneath His Bed

FBI Agents Raid Matt Gaetz' Residence And They’re Shocked At What They Found Underneath His Bed

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency has confirmed that an early morning raid took place at the double-wide trailer of Congressman Matt “The Dirty Old Man” Gaetz. Gaetz who has been charged with everything from jay walking…

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Funny story: You Won’t Believe Why Oklahoma Has Outlawed Ribbed Condoms

You Won’t Believe Why Oklahoma Has Outlawed Ribbed Condoms

OKLAHOMA CITY – (Satire News) – After receiving thousands of complaints in emails, text messages, Instagrams, and phone calls, the Oklahoma state legislature has voted to ban ribbed condoms by a vote of 57 to 43. State Senator Barkston F. Goldensi…

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Funny story: Meghan and Harry to start their own country in California – President Biden was “supportive”

Meghan and Harry to start their own country in California – President Biden was “supportive”

The Duchess and Duke of Wessex have announced that they will set up their own country. The nation, which will be known as Lililand, in honour of their daughter, will consist of several thousand acres of land in California, with their existing hom…

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Funny story: The latest fashion for style and safety; it’s the body condom!

The latest fashion for style and safety; it’s the body condom!

The newest style craze sweeping across Europe has now hit the United States! You might say the full body condom is a style born out of necessity to suit our current social climate. While the style is certainly practical it surely gives fashion consci…

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Funny story: The Bunkhouse Bitches Band Is Named The Best New Female Country Band in The USA

The Bunkhouse Bitches Band Is Named The Best New Female Country Band in The USA

NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – The highly-reputable country music publication Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just named The Bunkhouse Bitches Band as the Best New Female Country Band in the nation. The three band members who first met, while attending Jo…

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Funny story: Another glimpse of the future: Group defecation by 2100!

Another glimpse of the future: Group defecation by 2100!

Louie Martino is an American futurist that made his name during the 1980s when he envisioned the Internet and many of its practical applications. In his latest book, "Visions of 2100", Martino looks at social customs and norms he expects to see i…

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Says He Is Fed Up With These Skinny, Anorexic-Looking K-Pop Boy Bands

Kim Jong-un Says He Is Fed Up With These Skinny, Anorexic-Looking K-Pop Boy Bands

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The leader of North Korea, recently told CNN’s Anderson Cooper that he cannot stand these K-Pop boy bands that seem to be on every street corner. King Jong-un said that most of the skinny, anorexic band mem…

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Funny story: Jeff Bezos's underpaid employees say his space flight will be 100% safe

Jeff Bezos's underpaid employees say his space flight will be 100% safe

He is the man who looks like the egg laid by Scrooge McDuck. Amazon boss Jeff Bezos, the world's richest arsehole, announced this week that he will be taking a trip into space on the very first flight of his ship the Blue Orifice. The spaceship is…

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Funny story: The Mafia Wants The Word “Mafioso” Sticken From The Dictionary

The Mafia Wants The Word “Mafioso” Sticken From The Dictionary

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo recently sat down with Goombalini crime family boss Salvatore Goombalini at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in Brooklyn. The two, who go way back to the days of the infamous Big Apple…

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Funny story: In a shocking twist, aliens say we humans don't exist!

In a shocking twist, aliens say we humans don't exist!

As we anticipate the official congressional report in a few days, in-the-know government sources have leaked large segments of the report. The news is shocking beyond anything anyone imagined! We've learned that ET spokespersons have been communic…

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Funny story: Did Donald Trump Wear His Pants Backward?

Did Donald Trump Wear His Pants Backward?

Did he? It seems at his first and last CPAC rally since being removed from office by the voters, Donald Trump gave his speech in the state of Georgia wearing his pants backward. Like a lady’s skirt, zipper in the back. There were several close-up…

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Funny story: New Mandate Requires US Citizens to Wear 3 Masks at All Times

New Mandate Requires US Citizens to Wear 3 Masks at All Times

Citing a recent upsurge in the number of COVID-19 cases, the Center for Disease Control has issued a tightening of safety precautions out of an over-abundance of caution. All US citizens must wear 3 levels of protection AT ALL TIMES. It must cove…

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Funny story: The Brand New ViaVag Women's Orgasm Pill Is Revolutionizing Women’s Sex Lives

The Brand New ViaVag Women's Orgasm Pill Is Revolutionizing Women’s Sex Lives

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz, Boom Boom News, and Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine, along with dozens of other news publications are calling the newly developed ViaVag orgasm pill for women the greatest sexual invention since the Apple Tree. Rep…

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Funny story: Iranian Ships Headed To Venezuela Are Loaded With Weapons, Camels, and Sand

Iranian Ships Headed To Venezuela Are Loaded With Weapons, Camels, and Sand

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reputable source within the White House informed Tittle Tattle Tonight’s Pico de Gallo, of a flotilla of seven Iranian cargo ships that are sailing towards Venezuela. The insider, who uses the clandestin…

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Funny story: El Chapo’s Stunningly Beautiful Wife Enters Into a Plea Bargain Deal

El Chapo’s Stunningly Beautiful Wife Enters Into a Plea Bargain Deal

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reporter Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News, has been following the life of El Chapo’s wife, ever since she won The Tequila & Papaya Festival beauty pageant at the age of 17, in 2007, in Mexico. Miss Fiddle…

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Funny story: A Radarman Aboard The USS Marilyn Monroe Reveals That The Recent UFO’s Are From The Planet Uranus

A Radarman Aboard The USS Marilyn Monroe Reveals That The Recent UFO’s Are From The Planet Uranus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Pentagon is keeping very hush-hush, the dozens of unidentified flying objects sightings, that have occurred just in the last month. One American battleship, The USS Marilyn Monroe reported spotting 7 UFO’s in…

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Funny story: Advice From Will Rogers

Advice From Will Rogers

Rummaging through the Will Rogers memorabilia at the UCLA special collections library, I came across these timely pieces of advice from America's foremost soapbox philosopher. They are as appropriate today as when he penned them a century ago.

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Funny story: Pelosi Assumed Presidency While Biden, Harris Gone

Pelosi Assumed Presidency While Biden, Harris Gone

Nancy Pelosi assumed the presidency as next in succession while President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris were absent in foreign countries earlier this week. Her "term" as president was not reported until today. Among other actions, she…

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Funny story: Fauci warns: Beware of small people that ask you to pull their finger

Fauci warns: Beware of small people that ask you to pull their finger

Dr Anthony Fauci was back with another press conference today to issue a warning about the "many, many youngsters running around asking innocent strangers to pull their finger." "A well meaning citizen will often comply, not realizing what he or…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Has a Very Serious Sticky Balls Problem

Major League Baseball Has a Very Serious Sticky Balls Problem

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The legendary spit ball has been gone for years now, but now, baseball pundits, observers, and even hot dog vendors are noticing an ever-growing increase in the so-called sticky ball. There is no doubt that all Ma…

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Funny story: A Woman With An Inverted Vagina Finally Gets Pregnant

A Woman With An Inverted Vagina Finally Gets Pregnant

VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk is thrilled to report that the southern woman with the extremely rare inverted vagina has finally conceived. BPT’s Carolina Chipotle met with Lulu Lee Ligginlip, 29, at a local Ch…

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Funny story: Massachusetts Is The First State To Ban Nipple Rings

Massachusetts Is The First State To Ban Nipple Rings

BOSTON – (Satire News) – After years and years, the senators of the Bay State have finally paid attention to the state’s leading gynecologists. With a vote of 71-29, the state’s rulers have passed a bill that will ban all nipple rings. Boston g…

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Funny story: Innocent Fenway fans fooled into singing their hearts out by evil Hollywood plot

Innocent Fenway fans fooled into singing their hearts out by evil Hollywood plot

I used to scoff at tradition as a kid but grew to learn over the years, that there is value in certain rituals. They connect us to our past and provide us a way of understanding our world as a continuum. That’s the value some traditions provide. But…

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Funny story: The New York City Council Has Voted Unanimously To Have Donald J. Trump Arrested If He Sets Foot In New York City

The New York City Council Has Voted Unanimously To Have Donald J. Trump Arrested If He Sets Foot In New York City

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – By a vote of 12 to 0, the NYC City Council has made it known that the former, disgraced, one-term president is not welcome in any of the 5 New York City Burroughs. Councilwoman, Ashaleena Harpa Diddledaddle, 47, sai…

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Funny story: Senator Kevin McCarthy Addresses The Rumor That Russian President Vladimir Putin Shipped Him 75 Bottles of Vodka at No Charge.

Senator Kevin McCarthy Addresses The Rumor That Russian President Vladimir Putin Shipped Him 75 Bottles of Vodka at No Charge.

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – Senator Kevin McCarthy appeared on "The View," and he was asked to address the rumor that he recently received 75 bottles of vodka from the Kremlin at no cost to him. McCarthy, told co-host Whoopi Goldberg that, yes…

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Funny story: Manhattan Shrink Fantasizes Unloading Revolver Into Head Of White Person

Manhattan Shrink Fantasizes Unloading Revolver Into Head Of White Person

BILLINGSGATE POST: Elmer Smuckmeister, a retired farmer living in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, was proud of the Yale diploma he had nailed to the wall of his barn, right next to a picture of his 4-H heifer, Ellie, who won first prize at the 1960 State…

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