LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – After much speculation, Los Angeles Laker super star, LeBron James has finally let the cat out of the bag, regarding his political plans once he decides to walk away from the world of the round ball.
LeBron and his bodyguard recently had dinner at The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant on Rodeo Drive with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight.
They had just finished their guacamole and shrimp fondue appetizer, when de Gallo asked LeBron about his desire to enter into the political arena.
James smiled, took a drink from his Pancho Villa Light Beer, and said that his next goal will be to become the mayor of Cleveland.
He recalled that as a little boy growing up in the Billy The Kid Projects in Cleveland that he always dreamed of one day being the mayor of the city on quasi-clean Lake Erie.
LeBron said that he has decided to make the mayor’s job a mere stepping stone to becoming the governor of Ohio.
He was asked about his feelings on Donald Johnny Trump. The Laker great smiled and said that no one knows, but two years ago he had challenged Don the Con to a wrestling match.
De Gallo said that it would have been like a spider monkey fighting a polar bear.
James agreed but he said that to make it a fair fight he told “The Sexual Predator” that he would fight him with one arm tied behind his back, and with both feet taped together with duct tape.
LeBron agreed, but then DJT added that he also had to be blindfolded.
At that point James called Trump an "Orange Pussy Boy," and told him that if he wanted to, he could take Melania away from him quicker than it takes a flea to burp.
SIDENOTE: It is no secret that of all of the NBA players, Lebron James is the one that Melania would positively love to double dribble with.