Rudy Giuliani Blames Trump For His Being Stripped of His Attorney License
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports are that Rudy Giuliani will no longer be able to practice law due to the fact that the New York State Agency on Fraudulent Behavior has stripped him of his law license. Giuliani, who threw a fit that Trump h…Read full story
Whatever happened to the honourable, dishonourable politician?
In shocking news that surprised absolutely no one, another politician (we won't name names, but you can probably guess) has been caught doing something he shouldn't have been. Yes, that's right, he wasn't social distancing. Unlike, the old days th…Read full story
Jose Altuve and The Houston Astros Are Kicking Butt As They Sport The Best Record In The American League
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Sports Balls Illustrated reporter Dottie Bazooka recently spoke with Houston Astros 2nd baseman, Jose Altuve, at a local Jack-In-The-Batter’s-Box Lounge, across from Minute Maid Park. She asked him how it feels to be on t…Read full story
A List of 10 Must-See Summer Olympic Events
TOKYO, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The 2021 Summer Olympics is fast approaching and reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, with the Balls News Agency has compiled a list of the top must see Summer Olympic Events. Miss St. Lamb has also been commissioned by V…Read full story
The Chicago Blackhawks Organization Refuses To Talk About The Zamboni Sex Scandal
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The National Hockey League's Chicago Blackhawks organization is using the attorney-client privilege clause in order to not have to address the alleged 2019 Zamboni Sex Scandal. Sports reporter Zorro La Bamba, with The Spo…Read full story
Britney Spears Desperate For Money Agrees To Pose Naked In Playboy
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that the singer who was known as the “Princess of Pop,” has really been through tons of stress due to her lawsuits against her father, her step uncle, and her second cousin twice removed; once forcibly.Read full story
Man feels trapped by FB friends request from complete twat from his past
A 54-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has revealed that a Facebook friends request from a man he used to associate with in his late teens and early twenties but who he always considered to be an utter twat has left him feeling cornered an…Read full story
Stop The Squeal!
A new 'Stop The Squeal' movement has started up. This document is being circulated to put an end to the endless squealing of certain groups of an extreme right wing flavor that insist that the 2020 was stolen. It is now time to end this right-wing…Read full story