CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Never in the history of Hate Illustrated Magazine has anyone ever received it’s "Most Hated Person of The Year" award more than once.
But 75-year-old Donald John Trump now has the distinction of capturing that dubious title for four years in a row.
The L.A. Watchdog Witnesser stated that it's a feat that many say will never be broken, much like Nolan Ryan’s 7 no-hitters, Pele’s 9 goals in one game, and Running Meteorite’s 63-length Kentucky Derby victory.
Some say that Marjorie Taylor Greene could give Melania’s soon-to-be-ex-husband a run for his money.
But as British comedian Ricky Gervais recently said on The View, compared to Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene is just a mere fetus, and an ugly fetus at that.
When told about his award, the disgraced, tangerine-complected former Electoral College president said that he loves being hated.
DJT stated that having people hate him feeds his narcissistic, egotistical, arrogant, bigoted ego.
Trump then asked that his base contribute towards his 2024 Presidential Campaign by going to www.donaldtrumptheking.sex and contributing $1,000, $10,000, or $100,000. He said that every little bit will help; especially $100,000.
Meanwhile, BuzzFuzz is reporting that Donald Trump Jr., is trying to figure out a way to dump his obnoxiously arrogant girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle.
