NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that will certainly increase their sales by astronomical numbers, Jack-in-the-Box has decided to add beer to their extensive menu.
The idea of selling brewski’s was first proposed by Wally St. Sinclair, 48, who manages a Jack-in-the-Box in Bee Lick, Kentucky.
St. Sinclair, who admits to being a bit of a heavy drinker, stressed that he has never, ever drank on the job, although at times, he sure was tempted as the dickens to do so.
The fast food giant has already received the support of the board of directors who voted 19 to 1 to add the cerveza, as they say in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
The only dissenting vote was cast by Mirian F. Biddafitty, 69, who adheres to the old adage “Lips that touch alcohol – will never touch mine.”
When asked by a reporter with Tittle Tattle Tonight, exactly how many times she has been kissed, Mirian replied “just one time dammit!”
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