Funny story: Not Getting Rid Of The Filibuster Is Like Not Using The Spare Key In An Emergency

Not Getting Rid Of The Filibuster Is Like Not Using The Spare Key In An Emergency

Locked out of your car, it’s snowing, and you have a spare key but don’t use it? “Can’t use the spare key because if I lose it, I’ll be out of luck.” Senate Democrats, (Are you listening Senator Schumer?) it is time to use the spare key and get ri…

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Funny story: Woman who married bridge says it is just like talking to a brick wall, and she should know

Woman who married bridge says it is just like talking to a brick wall, and she should know

Louella Watkinson, a Philadelphia resident, who famously married a Bridge in 2018 says that talking to her husband is like talking to a brick wall, and she should know, as she used to go out with one. 'I love my Bridge' said Loubella 'I really do,…

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Funny story: Dumped Again! Spoofer, Now 91, Rebuffed by Miss America, 92

Dumped Again! Spoofer, Now 91, Rebuffed by Miss America, 92

Atlantic City, New Jersey. Woof Bluster reporting with a SINful report for Spoof International News. Word has reached the HQ for the Miss America Pageant that a contestant in the pageant 70 years ago has upheld her Miss America contract by refusing t…

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Funny story: Trump’s Longtime Personal Bodyguard in An Effort To Save His Ass, Will Turn on Him and Reveal Extremely Intimate Damning Secrets

Trump’s Longtime Personal Bodyguard in An Effort To Save His Ass, Will Turn on Him and Reveal Extremely Intimate Damning Secrets

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind has broken the story that Trump’s private bodyguard is being investigated for various violations, and the word on 42nd Street is that he will turn on Trump faster than a police car turning a stre…

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Funny story: A New Jersey Woman, With a Very Unusual Mouth Defect, Has Become Rich Giving You-Know-Whats

A New Jersey Woman, With a Very Unusual Mouth Defect, Has Become Rich Giving You-Know-Whats

HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Ear, throat, and mouth specialists had talked to 27-year-old Patsy Pillapalini about fixing her extremely unusual mouth defect. Patsy, an unemployed dental hygienist, was born with what doctors refer to as…

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Funny story: Donald John Trump Hits 300 Pounds and It Now Takes Him 7 Hours To Play 18 Holes of Golf

Donald John Trump Hits 300 Pounds and It Now Takes Him 7 Hours To Play 18 Holes of Golf

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Trump’s personal doctor informed him that he needed to lose 75 pounds. Well the Trumptard must have not heard Dr. Yang Fu Fi, or else he simply chose to ignore him, because the orange bozo GAINED 75 pounds, an…

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Funny story: The Grandmothers of Grand Rapids Band Plays Mostly Covers of Led Zeppelin, The Who, and ZZ Top

The Grandmothers of Grand Rapids Band Plays Mostly Covers of Led Zeppelin, The Who, and ZZ Top

GRAND RAPIDS, Michigan – (Satire Music) – The rock band known as The Grandmothers of Grand Rapids, have been playing together for over half a century, going way back to when they were known as The Mothers of Grand Rapids. The band’s lead singer Be…

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Funny story: BuzzFuzz Has Uncovered a Box Full of Nude Photos of Paula Deen

BuzzFuzz Has Uncovered a Box Full of Nude Photos of Paula Deen

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuffFuzz has just received a box full of naked pictures of Paula Deen, that were taken back when she was the head cheerleader at Johnny Reb College in Burnt Corn, Alabama. The photos which were sent to BuzzFuzz by UPS w…

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