Trump thwarted multiple sexual advances by pillow guy Mike Lindell

Funny story written by Earthvessel

Wednesday, 9 June 2021

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It's understandable that Trump is looking quizzically at the Pillow Guy these days

Pillow Guy Mike Lindell has had a few problems as of late, mostly legal and personal in nature it seems. The latest of his problems to come to light is he seems to have a physical attraction to former president Donald J. Trump.

An observer close to the Trump camp was quoted as saying "I guess you can say his problem is that Trump isn't gay."

But the same might be said of Lindell who is married and generally classified as a heterosexual. So what's the story here?

"I think he just idolizes Trump to the extreme and it's confusing for him." the source told us. Reports mention that Lindell scheduled a series of late day - early evening meetings with Trump, who had no notion of Lindell's sexual feelings for him.

"He was flattered by the attention and reverence, so he just kept talking while Lindell just gazed at him lovingly."

The cat came out of the bag one night as they were wrapping us a meeting. Our source claims Trump reached out to shake hands but Lindell went for a french kiss while reaching for the former president's underbelly. "Trump was a little out of sorts but quickly adjusted, saying he understood Mike's feelings and was flattered."

The source quoted Trump as saying "I didn't know Mike went in that direction. I was surprised - very surprised. I like the guy but not like that."

Lindell refused to comment.

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