NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – By a vote of 12 to 0, the NYC City Council has made it known that the former, disgraced, one-term president is not welcome in any of the 5 New York City Burroughs.
Councilwoman, Ashaleena Harpa Diddledaddle, 47, said that she puts the “Orange Blob” up there in the same category as a volcanic eruption, a tsunami, and crotch rash.
Fellow councilman, Timmy “Bodega Man” Filltencutler, 80, added that he heard that even the nuns at Our Lady of The Perpetual Wandering Church in the Bronx, voted to never again send the Trumptard a Christmas card.
Spokesnun, Sister Harpalina was quick to add that Melania and Barron will still get one however.
Comedian Ricky Gervais made an excellent point when he appeared on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's talk show, "An Afternoon Delight With The Duke and The Duchess" and said that lying Donaldo just needs to move to Scotland and spend the rest of his days out in the beautiful lush, rolling fields of heather and lie his ever-expanding ass off to a flock of mellow, uncaring sheep.