PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The leader of North Korea, recently told CNN’s Anderson Cooper that he cannot stand these K-Pop boy bands that seem to be on every street corner.
King Jong-un said that most of the skinny, anorexic band members can only hit about 6 or 7 notes and two-thirds of them fake their dance moves with the help of very long-legged pants.
Cooper stated that the little teeny bopper girls love them.
The leader of North Korea said that he is going to pass a Presidential Proclamation that members of K-Pop boy bands are going to be taxed at the 95% tax rate.
The CNN TV host told him that it was not fair, and Dennis Rodman’s BFF reminded him that he runs North Korea like a somewhat dictatorship.
"Kimmo Man," as Vice-President Kamala Harris calls him, then explained that the worst offenders are Korean K-Pop boy bands Wanna One, Yellow Flag, Chopstix Nation, Rice Pudding, and The Chinese Checkers, which has 14 members.
When he was asked if he liked the K-Pop girl bands, the president of North Korea perked up and made a suggestive gesture with his tongue that clearly showed that he does like the female K-Poppers.
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