There have been 141 spoof news stories published in July 2021. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene and Bill Cosby Will Lead New GOP 2020 Ballot Audits in Georgia and Pennsylvania

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Bill Cosby Will Lead New GOP 2020 Ballot Audits in Georgia and Pennsylvania

Atlanta, Georgia - The Republican National Committee, also known as the Party of Trump Cult, has tabbed Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene and recently released Bill Cosby to head up forensic examinations and recounts of ballots cast for P…

Read full story
Funny story: Tucker Carlson extradited to Belmarsh Prison

Tucker Carlson extradited to Belmarsh Prison

So far there has been no confirmation that Mr. Carlson has been placed in a cell at Belmarsh Prison next to Julian Assange. White House Press Secretary Jenifer Psaki has said, “There are no such plans. At this time.” Mr. Carlson continues to br…

Read full story
Funny story: A Male Robot Doll Physically Assaults a Female Robot Doll

A Male Robot Doll Physically Assaults a Female Robot Doll

GESUNDHEIT, Germany – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of the Sauerkraut Experimental Lab #7, have confirmed that the rumor that a male robot doll assaulted a female robot doll are in fact true. A spokesperson for the lab, when asked about th…

Read full story
Funny story: The United States Has Just Leased A Military Air Force Base in The Ukraine

The United States Has Just Leased A Military Air Force Base in The Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has just revealed that the Ukraine has agreed to lease one of its military air force bases to the U.S. Ukrainian General Dinipro Visachenko stated that the deal will not cost the Americ…

Read full story
Funny story: Kristi Noem Chides Other GOP Governors at CPAC for Not Killing Enough People

Kristi Noem Chides Other GOP Governors at CPAC for Not Killing Enough People

Dallas - Governor Kristi Noem, who is considered by the Republican Party the poster child of how to run a state during a pandemic, complained about other Party of Trump governors in a speech before the CPAC conference here yesterday. Ms. Noem, who…

Read full story
Funny story: Donald Trump Spotted Having Lunch At a McDonalds In Boston

Donald Trump Spotted Having Lunch At a McDonalds In Boston

BOSTON – (Satire News) – Patrons at a McDonalds, near the Bunker Hill Monument were shocked to see the former president having lunch, and all by himself. An elderly couple that was visiting from Pomona, California, said that they could not believe…

Read full story
Funny story: Sad News: Polls Say 18-24 Year Olds Aren’t As Patriotic and Religious as Their Unhinged Trumper Parents

Sad News: Polls Say 18-24 Year Olds Aren’t As Patriotic and Religious as Their Unhinged Trumper Parents

Washington - Older White Americans were surprised to learn that people in the 18-24 age range did not share their enthusiasm for all things patriotic and evangelical. Caucasian baby boomers, a group that overwhelmingly approves of a wannabe dictat…

Read full story
Funny story: North Korea’s Olympic Basketball Team Coached By Dennis Rodman Wallops The Russian Team

North Korea’s Olympic Basketball Team Coached By Dennis Rodman Wallops The Russian Team

TOKYO – (Sports Satire) – In an exhibition game that was played before 2,000 cardboard cut-out fans, Kim Jong-un’s North Korean team soundly defeated Russian President Vlady Putin’s Russian team 117-61. The little guys from North Korean, who are t…

Read full story
Funny story: Melania Trump Confesses That Without His Toupee and His Orange Mascara, Donaldo Looks Like He’s 91

Melania Trump Confesses That Without His Toupee and His Orange Mascara, Donaldo Looks Like He’s 91

Mar-A-Lago, Florida – (Satire News) – Now that she is no longer confined to the White House, the former “Be Best” woman has started to speak her mind more and more regarding her loser husband. Melania recently appeared on “The View” and she told W…

Read full story
Funny story: Donald Trump Attends a Boxing Match In Las Vegas And Is Angrily Booed By Tens of Thousands of Boxing Fans

Donald Trump Attends a Boxing Match In Las Vegas And Is Angrily Booed By Tens of Thousands of Boxing Fans

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – According to the Balls News Agency, it appears that one Donald Johnny Trump is finally realizing that tens of millions of people hate him as much as they hate Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Joe Manchin, and the king o…

Read full story
Funny story: Muskets Only Guns Protected By 2nd Amendment: Supreme Court

Muskets Only Guns Protected By 2nd Amendment: Supreme Court

In a minor case that no one thought would reach the high court, the justices today ruled, unanimously, that the only "arms" covered by the Second Amendment of the Bill of Rights are muskets. The decision by a conservative dominated Trump appointed co…

Read full story
Funny story: The Cracks In The Statue of Liberty’s Arms Are Going To Have To Be Repaired At A Tremendous Cost

The Cracks In The Statue of Liberty’s Arms Are Going To Have To Be Repaired At A Tremendous Cost

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The city of New York hired an independent statue inspecting team to totally give the Statue of Liberty, what they call in the business, an intimate physical exam. The inspecting team took 8 days to totally check out…

Read full story
Funny story: Biden/Harris Administration Forced To Let Biden Go

Biden/Harris Administration Forced To Let Biden Go

The Harris Administration held a presser at the White House today, to discuss the parting of ways between Joe Biden, and the now defunct Biden/Harris Administration. Months of back door discussions between then VP Harris, common sense, and James…

Read full story
Funny story: Donald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box

Donald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box

PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that Trump has always been lawsuit happy. His sex therapist says that it stems from the fact that he has always felt underendowed in the dicky poo (cock) department. The National Register of…

Read full story
Funny story: Weather Experts Are Predicting That Hurricane Ida Will Hit Idaho

Weather Experts Are Predicting That Hurricane Ida Will Hit Idaho

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Experts in the weather field are extremely concerned after analytical computers have revealed that this year’s ninth named hurricane is predicted to strike Idaho. Hurricane Ida has been forecast by 6 different hurricane p…

Read full story
Funny story: McDonald’s In An Effort To Lure Employees Offers Them Free Uber Rides To and From Work Plus Free Unlimited Big Macs

McDonald’s In An Effort To Lure Employees Offers Them Free Uber Rides To and From Work Plus Free Unlimited Big Macs

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The dreaded Coronavirus shut down lots of businesses and now that most have reopened they are finding that they are having a hard time filling the positions; even at McDonalds. The corporate heads at Mickey D’s say that e…

Read full story
Funny story: The San Francisco Giants Fire Their Bat-Boy

The San Francisco Giants Fire Their Bat-Boy

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball has announced that they will be conducting an intensive investigation regarding the firing of the bat boy for the San Francisco Giants. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx broke the story of littl…

Read full story
Funny story: The Sarah Ferguson, a British Cruise Ship Is Hijacked By Costa Rican Pirates

The Sarah Ferguson, a British Cruise Ship Is Hijacked By Costa Rican Pirates

THE ENGLISH CHANNEL – (Satire News) – In a story that is currently developing, England's Ta Ta For Now News reports that a British cruise ship, The Sarah Ferguson, has been hijacked by Costa Rican pirates. Word filtering out of the majestically lu…

Read full story
Funny story: Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC

Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of The State TV Building are saying that old man Rupert Murdoch, who owns the Fox Network is fit to be tied. A source whose office is next to his, reported that the 90-year-old geezer is angrier t…

Read full story
Funny story: President McBoing-Boing Clears The Air With His Answers

President McBoing-Boing Clears The Air With His Answers

BILLINGSGATE POST: President McBoing-Boing wasn’t doing well as he read from his Teleprompter last week. Like usual, he was looking forward to answering soft ball questions from the Press Corp. They say it all started when Joe was two— That’s…

Read full story
Funny story: The Washington Football Team, Formerly The Redskins, Tease Their Brand New Name

The Washington Football Team, Formerly The Redskins, Tease Their Brand New Name

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Sports Satire) – According to The Sports Bet Gazette, there is no more troubled owner in the world of sports, than Daniel Marc Synder, owner of the Washington Football Team, formerly known as The Washington Redskins. Snyder has…

Read full story
Funny story: Melania Trump Says That Donaldo Is So Worried About Going To Prison That He Only Sleeps 25 Minutes a Night

Melania Trump Says That Donaldo Is So Worried About Going To Prison That He Only Sleeps 25 Minutes a Night

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The former first lady and proponent of the “Be Best” movement recently spoke with CNN’s Anderson Cooper in The George Corley Wallace Commemorative Bedroom at Mar-a-Lago. She told him that he is without a doubt…

Read full story
Funny story: Apple and Jet Blue To Merge

Apple and Jet Blue To Merge

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In one of the biggest mergers to come down the pike in a long time, two corporate giants Jet Blue and Apple will be merging. BuzzFuzz reports that the new company will be known as Blue Apple and it will be headquart…

Read full story
Funny story: The Trump Gang Escaping To Afghanistan

The Trump Gang Escaping To Afghanistan

Since the United States moved out of Afghanistan, the Trump gang (family and advisors) will escape to Afghanistan. The Trump family plan to erect several Trump Tower apartment buildings, hotels, and golf courses. The Green Zone, now abandoned, will b…

Read full story
Funny story: Inspectors Find Over 17,000 Cracks In The Great Wall of China

Inspectors Find Over 17,000 Cracks In The Great Wall of China

SHANGHAI, China - (World Satire) – Inspectors with Ireland’s Green Leprechaun Building & Wall Inspecting Company have finished their 4-month inspection of the 13,171-mile-long Great Wall of China. And they have informed the Chinese government…

Read full story
Funny story: The FBI Rules That Trump Will No Longer Be Allowed To Peddle His Totally Baseless, Unsubstantiated Conspiracy Theories

The FBI Rules That Trump Will No Longer Be Allowed To Peddle His Totally Baseless, Unsubstantiated Conspiracy Theories

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI has just informed the former one-term president that he has been officially prohibited from further peddling his ridiculously unsubstantiated, conspiracy theories. And of course the “Man Baby,” reacted…

Read full story
Funny story: Facebook To Work with the NSA to Identify Domestic Extremists

Facebook To Work with the NSA to Identify Domestic Extremists

Those who accuse the left and progressives of not knowing or learning from history have at last been utterly refuted. Facebook’s recent invitation to its users to expose and inform on one another for alleged “extremist” views proves the point. Tak…

Read full story
Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Alleging That Donald Trump Propositioned Her In An Elevator

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Alleging That Donald Trump Propositioned Her In An Elevator

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Well it appears that the honeymoon between Marjorie “Yuck Face” Taylor Greene and Donald “The Grand Fibber” Trump is finally over. Reports coming out of MTG’s office reveal that she is extremely upset at the fact…

Read full story
Funny story: The Universe Apologizes for 689 Million Who Still Live in Poverty Worldwide

The Universe Apologizes for 689 Million Who Still Live in Poverty Worldwide

Associated Press--Details leaked out today that at a support group for anger management for deities, one of its attendees, the Universe, was heard to admit while tearing up that he was “so sorry” for the 689 million people worldwide who still live in…

Read full story
Funny story: US Bridges Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down

US Bridges Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down

President Joe Biden has introduced a $3 trillion infrastructure bill to rebuild the States' decaying infrastructure, including fixing bridges and roads. It's nice to be able to drive onto a bridge with a guarantee that you’ll make it to the other sid…

Read full story
Funny story: Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn

Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – NASA has just announced that after an intense round of negotiations, they have agreed to sell the planet Saturn to Elon Musk. Musk had been trying to purchase the Ringed Planet since October, 13, of 2016. A spoke…

Read full story
Funny story: Researchers Prove That Eating Brazil Nuts Will Not Cause Your Balls To Shrink

Researchers Prove That Eating Brazil Nuts Will Not Cause Your Balls To Shrink

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The International Research Institute based in Chicago, after years of research studies, has finally determined that eating Brazil Nuts will not cause a male’s gonads (balls) to atrophy (shrink). Dr. Jonas Pigginvelli, 83,…

Read full story
Funny story: A Donald Trump Rally In Detroit Draws 41 People, Including 9 Secret Service Agents

A Donald Trump Rally In Detroit Draws 41 People, Including 9 Secret Service Agents

DETROIT – (Satire News) – Word coming of Trump’s mouth is that he is extremely upset at the horrible turnout at his Detroit 2024 Campaign Pep Rally, which was held in the Carburetor Coliseum, which seats 43,212. Trump has reportedly been told by h…

Read full story
Funny story: President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball champions, The Los Angeles Dodgers were invited to visit the White House by President Joe Biden, and unlike other teams when Trump was president, every player attended. Dodgers ace pitcher…

Read full story
Funny story: The Worldwide Olympic Federation Has Banned The Entire Belgian Olympic Team

The Worldwide Olympic Federation Has Banned The Entire Belgian Olympic Team

TOKYO – (Satire News) – Bad news has hit Belgium’s Olympic team. After a 72-hour investigation, it was determined that several members of the team smuggled in several packages of illegal Brussels Sprouts. One of the guilty athletes tried to say…

Read full story
Funny story: Mr Happy now Mr Slightly Annoying

Mr Happy now Mr Slightly Annoying

News from Mr Men Land is that Mr Happy is now Mr Slightly Annoying, with his upbeat positive mood starting to rub people up the wrong way. 'At first, it was rather nice, during the first lockdown' said Mr Tickle 'his upbeat manner always cheered m…

Read full story
Funny story: Sausage War Armistice Declared

Sausage War Armistice Declared

It has been a long and fruitless conflict. Yet now it is over. Today, at the sausageth minute, of the sausageth hour, of the sausageth day of July, we shall remember the fallen. Those poor sausages who didn't make it. For many didn't make it. They…

Read full story
Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Has Reportedly Told Trump That His Goose is Cooked and He’s Headed For The “Big House” (AKA Prison)

Rudy Giuliani Has Reportedly Told Trump That His Goose is Cooked and He’s Headed For The “Big House” (AKA Prison)

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) – It is being reported by Ipso Facto News that Donald J. Trump will most probably be wearing an orange jumpsuit by Labor Day. His former lawyer and Numero Uno ass kisser, as they say in Mexicali, Mexico, texted Trump and t…

Read full story
Funny story: Danish Cheese Stinks

Danish Cheese Stinks

A tiny EU nation stuck above North Germany, home to Legoland, a naked mermaid, and Peter Schmeichel, is causing quite a stir across the North Sea. Those residing on the outer-periphery of EU unification are about to be invaded by something that ca…

Read full story
Funny story: Man's Theremin playing only attracting dogs

Man's Theremin playing only attracting dogs

A man who is recording an album of Avant grade compositions for Theremin, glockenspiel and rainstick has found that so far only dogs seem to be listening to it. Shane Collywobble, 47, has been working on 'WTF is that?' since the beginning of lockd…

Read full story
Funny story: Matt Gaetz Fianally Loses It Big Time!

Matt Gaetz Fianally Loses It Big Time!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News is reporting that Congressman Matt Gaetz, who is in a shit world of trouble finally lost it. According to witnesses, who wish to remain anonymous, Matty, as Trump calls him, yelled at a senate inte…

Read full story
Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc. Wants To Buy Manchester United

Bezos-Musk Inc. Wants To Buy Manchester United

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The largest company in the entire world, Bezos-Musk, Inc., has just made an offer to purchase England’s most popular football team (soccer in the US), the Manchester United Red Devils. Jeff Bezos said that althoug…

Read full story
Funny story: The Boston Red Sox Have Finally Settled With The Streaker Who Was Beaten, Tased, and Pepper Sprayed

The Boston Red Sox Have Finally Settled With The Streaker Who Was Beaten, Tased, and Pepper Sprayed

BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – The Red Sox organization has informed the public that the lawsuit which was filed by a fan who ran onto the field during the 7th inning stretch of a Red Sox-White Sox game back in 2019, has been settled out of court. Eig…

Read full story
Funny story: A Member of The Swiss Weight Lifting Team Tests Positive For Crack Cocaine, Heroin, and Budweiser Beer

A Member of The Swiss Weight Lifting Team Tests Positive For Crack Cocaine, Heroin, and Budweiser Beer

TOKYO – (Olympics Satire) – There is extreme disappointment, despair, and friggin' sadness in the dormitory building where the Swiss Olympic team is housed. Reports state that Switzerland’s top weight lifter, Leon Titbrunnen, was given a random dr…

Read full story
Funny story: Kremlin Calls Leaked Trump Documents: Pulp Fiction

Kremlin Calls Leaked Trump Documents: Pulp Fiction

Now that the cat is out of the bag (Putin calling Donald Trump mentally unstable,) the piroshki has hit the fan. Donald Trump is calling it fake news and disgusting. Putin is calling it pulp fiction. Quentin Tarantino is calling it: Free ad…

Read full story
Funny story: The Zimbabwean Mountain Climbing Team is The First to Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro Totally Naked

The Zimbabwean Mountain Climbing Team is The First to Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro Totally Naked

TANZANIA, Africa – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News has just released a report that the world-famous Zimbabwean mountain climbing team has just become the first to reach the 19,341-foot summit while totally naked – aka 100% nude. TBN’s B…

Read full story
Funny story: Ivanka Trump Is Very, Very Depressed Because Her Daddy Will Soon Be Wearing An Orange Jumpsuit

Ivanka Trump Is Very, Very Depressed Because Her Daddy Will Soon Be Wearing An Orange Jumpsuit

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – A Trump insider has expressed that Donald Trump’s favorite offspring, is in an extremely depressed state. The close family friend said that he’s known Ivanka for 33 years, ever since she was a little girl of 6. He not…

Read full story
Funny story: 90 Year Old Bulgarian Shot Putter Claims Hunter Biden Tried To Steal Her Dentures

90 Year Old Bulgarian Shot Putter Claims Hunter Biden Tried To Steal Her Dentures

BILLINGSGATE POST: “Pardon me. But can I borrow your teeth?” While campaigning in a rural area of West Virginia in 2019, Joe Biden was unable to keep his chain of thought as he read from his Teleprompter. There was an elderly lady in the front row w…

Read full story
Funny story: Generic Viagra Hits The Erection Market

Generic Viagra Hits The Erection Market

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Hercules Condom Company is glad to announce that their brand new generic Viagra pill is now available to males who may be having erectile dysfunction issues. Valerie Sambula, 29, a spokeswoman for the company, s…

Read full story
Funny story: US visitors to the Belgian 'Battle of the Bulge' museum in Bastogne start battling their own 'Bulges!'

US visitors to the Belgian 'Battle of the Bulge' museum in Bastogne start battling their own 'Bulges!'

After a visit to the fascinating museum in Bastogne, Belgium, dedicated to one of the most horrendous battles of WW2, many visitors after leaving the place stare at their own 'Bulges' and feel quite guilty, especially US visitors! During their vis…

Read full story
Funny story: Covid Expert now Football Expert

Covid Expert now Football Expert

After reading one article about Football Dave Smythe Walsingham is now an expert. He did the same when finding out about Covid for the first time as well. 'Yes, I am one of those very irritating types who becomes an expert in a subject almost o…

Read full story
Funny story: Wobbly-Knobbly-Knees syndrome hits England Football Team and beats Covid19 to the hospital!

Wobbly-Knobbly-Knees syndrome hits England Football Team and beats Covid19 to the hospital!

A surge of a crippling illness has caused the English PM to call an emergency press conference before he announces his latest insane Covid19 non-restrictions allowing the UK public spread the dreaded virus even further. The crippling illness that…

Read full story
Funny story: A Pensacola Woman Swears That Her Gigantastic 44-DDDDDDD Tits Are 100% Real

A Pensacola Woman Swears That Her Gigantastic 44-DDDDDDD Tits Are 100% Real

PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – A woman, who resides in Pensacola, recently told Pensacola’s ABC Affiliate Channel 44, that her size 44-DDDDDDD tits are positively 100% natural. Hilda Brisquette, who is an unemployed prostitute told Channel 4…

Read full story
Funny story: Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene Both Agree That VP Kamala Harris is Actually Swedish

Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene Both Agree That VP Kamala Harris is Actually Swedish

DETROIT – (Satire News) – Marjorie Taylor Greene accompanied her all-time hero and fantasy crush Donald J. Trump to the Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit for a pre-2024 campaign rally. A reporter with Detroit’s Channel 71 Eye-Spectator News estimated…

Read full story
Funny story: Bob Baffert’s New Horse “Global Warming” Has Just Won His 7th Race In a Row

Bob Baffert’s New Horse “Global Warming” Has Just Won His 7th Race In a Row

SANTA ANITA, California – (Sports Satire) – The greatest thoroughbred trainer in the history of horse racing may have gotten banned from entering a horse in the Kentucky Derby, but he can still participate in any other horse race in the nation. Ba…

Read full story
Funny story: Companies starting to email people again

Companies starting to email people again

Although they have forgotten about you completely for the past 16 months, companies are starting to email you again. 'It was quite a shock' said Brian Asshat 'The organisation I used to volunteer at before lock-down has sent me an email, asking me…

Read full story
Funny story: California’s Most Popular Nude Resort, Rancho Genitalia, Has Been Sold For $37.4 Million

California’s Most Popular Nude Resort, Rancho Genitalia, Has Been Sold For $37.4 Million

BIRTHDAY SUIT, California – (Satire News) – The most famous nude resort in the nation has just been sold for an amazing $37.4 million. Rancho Genitalia, which is located just north of Tarzana, was originally built in April of 2013, by Playboy Mag…

Read full story
Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz Are Officially Dating

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz Are Officially Dating

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has broken the political-romantic scoop that Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene are officially “An Item.” Carolina Chipotle with BPT spoke with Taylor Greene and she was told by the dishwat…

Read full story
Funny story: A Woman Rides A Mechanical Bull For An Amazing 55 Seconds!

A Woman Rides A Mechanical Bull For An Amazing 55 Seconds!

FORT WORTH, Texas – (Satire News) – Fort Worth’s infamous Buckaroo Bar & Grill was the scene of The 40th Annual Mechanical Bull Riding Championship. Male and female contestants competed from as far off as Cheyenne, Wyoming, Topeka, Kansas, and…

Read full story
Funny story: Thank God that's all over then

Thank God that's all over then

Football and Tennis Balls all over the country are breathing a sigh of relief. Gareth Tomlinson, a football from Kettering said 'The kids have been kicking me around for days, and now the Euro's are over, I can just rest in the shed'. Tennis Ba…

Read full story
Funny story: The Latest on The Taylor Swift – Kim Kardashian Feud

The Latest on The Taylor Swift – Kim Kardashian Feud

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Several news agencies are proclaiming that the feud between reality show star Kim Kardashian and pop singer Taylor Swift seems to have cooled off. In the latest move KimKa said that Taylor has no business saying that th…

Read full story
Funny story: England lose on penalties

England lose on penalties

English heads are breaking today after the headbreak of a penalty shootout, and England had one against Italy. And Italy won. England have always been rubbish at penalties. From traffic wardens to rugby regulations, England have never been able to…

Read full story
Funny story: Donald Trump In a Shocker, Decides To Get His Vasectomy Reversed

Donald Trump In a Shocker, Decides To Get His Vasectomy Reversed

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Donald Trump recently met with his personal physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi about getting his vasectomy reversed. Dr. Fu Fi asked him why on Earth, at the age of 75, would he want to put himself in a situation where…

Read full story
Funny story: So Putin Made A Secret Deal That Got Trump Into The White House?

So Putin Made A Secret Deal That Got Trump Into The White House?

What? Trump and Putin were in cahoots? The lovefest was for real and not for reel? Did Trump trade democracy for communism? If he traded one for the other, does that make Trump a traitor? Not so fast. According to secretly released Kremlin doc…

Read full story
Funny story: A Member of The Taliban Found Working At a Jack-in-the-Box Drive-Thru Window In Baltimore

A Member of The Taliban Found Working At a Jack-in-the-Box Drive-Thru Window In Baltimore

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – The FBI has reported that they have just captured the infamous Taliban director of covert external operations. FBI Agent Thurman W. Glassmaker, informed the news media that Abu Bak Fu Mufumi, 31, has been sailing under…

Read full story
Funny story: Some of President Trump’s Defenders Say That He is Merely Releasing His Inner Hitler

Some of President Trump’s Defenders Say That He is Merely Releasing His Inner Hitler

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – A group of Trump supporters who call themselves The Extreme Extremists For DJT held a rally for their hero-in-chief at a Nissan car lot in Annapolis. Oliver Tushenbeeker director of EEFDJT told the assembled members that Dona…

Read full story
Funny story: Demi Lovato Talks Candidly About Her New Vaginal Tattoo

Demi Lovato Talks Candidly About Her New Vaginal Tattoo

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One thing that can be said about Demi Lovato is that she has never been shy about talking about herself, including her addictions, her infatuations, her love for diet guacamole dip, and now her brand new vaginal tattoo.

Read full story
Funny story: OAP replaces leaking tap in the Bog and is now recovering in hospital with a heart attack

OAP replaces leaking tap in the Bog and is now recovering in hospital with a heart attack

Erith, Kent, UK: Replacing leaking taps under sinks can sometimes be a harrowing experience for OAP's and people with 'Jurassic' knees. However, calling a plumber to do the job is even more harrowing after they send their invoice! It is a common f…

Read full story
Funny story: Newsflash for New Agers: Trusting the universe is a bad idea

Newsflash for New Agers: Trusting the universe is a bad idea

It seems the more we learn about our world and solar system, the worse the New Age movement looks. It’s commonly known that many modern-day seekers are inclined to believe in the goodness of The Universe and the importance of getting into the flow. T…

Read full story
Funny story: Nude Photos of Donald Trump Surface In The Bronx – No One Views Them

Nude Photos of Donald Trump Surface In The Bronx – No One Views Them

THE BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – A member of Democrat turncoat Joe Manchin's staff, has reportedly received 87 naked photos of the former “Golfer-In-Chief,” Donald John Trump. The photos have been authenticated by the reputable authenticating…

Read full story
Funny story: U. S. Olympic Pee Trials Interrupted by Oregon's Excessive Heat

U. S. Olympic Pee Trials Interrupted by Oregon's Excessive Heat

As the Olympic track and field trials near an end here at Autzen Stadium, hopeful contestants in the peeing for distance competition were forced to take shelter in a cooling area as temperatures reached 110 degrees on the field. It is unlikely that t…

Read full story
Funny story: Computer very slow only to get on your nerves

Computer very slow only to get on your nerves

Your Computer, Gary is being very slow today, just to get on your nerves. Normally, Mary the mouse and Gary play very nicely together, but today they are both playing you up. 'It is no good' said Gary 'I can't be fast every day you know. I mean…

Read full story
Funny story: Matt Gaetz Says That The Photo of Him Sitting on RuPaul’s Lap Was Photoshopped

Matt Gaetz Says That The Photo of Him Sitting on RuPaul’s Lap Was Photoshopped

PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – Matt Gaetz told Tucker Carlson that he does not know RuPaul, nor has he ever kissed her as TMZ was reporting. Gaetz added that the photo that went out on the national wires of him sitting on RuPaul’s lap at a gay bar…

Read full story
Funny story: A Waco Woman Receives The World’s First Vagina Transplant

A Waco Woman Receives The World’s First Vagina Transplant

Detroit – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that the world’s first successful vagina transplant has just been performed at Our Lady of The Stimulus Package Hospital in Detroit, Michigan. Dr. Finston P. Procksock, III, performed the 9-hour and…

Read full story
Funny story: Football or Tennis? - The 2021 Summer Dilemma!

Football or Tennis? - The 2021 Summer Dilemma!

The choice, as it always has, will be between Football or Tennis on Sunday, as people watch some very fit, very rich people kick a football around in a park, or knock a ball over a net on a court. Football or Tennis? Tennis or Football. Which do y…

Read full story
Funny story: The Yo Yo Yo Hip Hop Music Grammy Award Show Broke Records

The Yo Yo Yo Hip Hop Music Grammy Award Show Broke Records

ATLANTA – (Music Satire) – "The 37 Annual Yo Yo Yo Hip Hop Music Award Show" was Tri-hosted by Drake, Beyonce, and Black Kitty Meow Meow. The show broke records for a music awards show. The first award of the evening’s festivities went to Nicki M…

Read full story
Funny story: Dear Auntie Spoof: "Can we trust Henry the Hoover?" by Mr Ray Ving

Dear Auntie Spoof: "Can we trust Henry the Hoover?" by Mr Ray Ving

Hello, Mr Ray Ving here again, tackling all of the important issues of the day. Can we trust Henry the Hoover? With his smiling face, upbeat colours and way of being helpful around the house, is he really all that he seems to be? I mean,…

Read full story
Funny story: Chief Sitting Bull's Long Lost Wedding Canoe is Finally Found

Chief Sitting Bull's Long Lost Wedding Canoe is Finally Found

CUSTER, South Dakota –- (Satire News) - A group of historical archaeologists have just discovered the infamous wedding canoe that once belonged to Chief Sitting Bull of the Hunkpapa Sioux. Group leader Tammy Fresno, 32, said that the canoe was fo…

Read full story
Funny story: Dear Auntie Spoof: "Where can I buy a mask for me?" by Xenomorph Mavis Davidson

Dear Auntie Spoof: "Where can I buy a mask for me?" by Xenomorph Mavis Davidson

Hello, Mavis Davidson here. You may remember me from my starring role in Alien, Aliens, Aliens 3, Aliens 4, Alien Ressurection (the one with Winona Ryder) and other cinematic delights. I had a starring role in Tremors 7, and you sometimes see me i…

Read full story
Funny story: Another Scot wins Wimbledon - maybe next year will be Tim Henman's year

Another Scot wins Wimbledon - maybe next year will be Tim Henman's year

Well, what a final that was. The ball went up then down then up again across the screen, like a game of Pong but on grass. It was literally riveting, and I was glued to my screen for the full two hours, or however long it was. It felt like longer.

Read full story
Funny story: Trump Travels To Milwaukee For a Dental Appointment

Trump Travels To Milwaukee For a Dental Appointment

MILWAUKEE – (Satire News) - Trump visited the city known as “Brew City,” so called because of the fact that it has 46 beer breweries and 24 McDonalds. The 75-year-old fibbin' fool was in town for a dental appointment with his long time dentist, Dr…

Read full story
Funny story: The Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Nudity Is Not Nakedness

The Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Nudity Is Not Nakedness

MONTGOMERY, Alabama – (Satire News) – The Supreme Court of Alabama ruled by a vote of 9 to 3, that nudity does not constitute nakedness. State Supreme Court Judge Woodley “Stonewall” Jackson, stated that the 9-year-old case of Maggie Scotchmist vs…

Read full story
Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin Has Revealed That Russia Is In The Process of Annexing Norway

Russian President Vladimir Putin Has Revealed That Russia Is In The Process of Annexing Norway

MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin Voice has issued a statement stating that President Vladimir Putin is finalizing plans to annex the Scandinavian country of Norway. Reports are that Norway is resisting, but after the Norwegian senate was shown…

Read full story
Funny story: Biden Dog Major To Sell MADGA Hats

Biden Dog Major To Sell MADGA Hats

After graduating from Trump University with a degree in sales, Biden’s dog, Major, decided to go into business manufacturing dog hats labeled Make American Dogs Great Again. This brought an explosion from Trump lawyer Rudolph Giuliani. “We’ll sue…

Read full story
Funny story: All The Details on The Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Country-Style Wedding of The Decade

All The Details on The Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Country-Style Wedding of The Decade

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle was invited to attend the country western wedding of the decade on Blake Shelton's 13,716 acre Yippee-Ki-Yay Ranch. After six years of living together, country singers…

Read full story
Funny story: Ten favourite paperclips on Facebook

Ten favourite paperclips on Facebook

Following a number of challenges on Facebook, such as 10 favourite bands, film stars, first dates, last dates, starting players in football etc, Facebook has now launched a challenge called Ten favourite Paperclips. It followed equally bizarre but…

Read full story
Funny story: Daily Mail writer now asking for privacy

Daily Mail writer now asking for privacy

Daily Mail writer Valerie Worthington is now asking for privacy, after a bit of a do in her private life. Mrs Worthington, who has famously put her daughter on the stage, said 'At this very painful time, I ask for privacy, so that I can make my pe…

Read full story
Funny story: Golfing Beauty Paige Spiranac Returns To The Ladies PGA With Her Sizzling Hot Glam and Sex-Appeal

Golfing Beauty Paige Spiranac Returns To The Ladies PGA With Her Sizzling Hot Glam and Sex-Appeal

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The world of women's golf is extremely excited as one of it’s former members has returned and caught the attention of the viewing public. Paige Spiranac, the 28-year-old Colorado sexpot, is back and she is play…

Read full story
Funny story: Haiti’s Olympic Team Has Been Banned From Going To Tokyo

Haiti’s Olympic Team Has Been Banned From Going To Tokyo

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti – (Olympic Satire) – A spokeswoman for the Haitian Olympic team has just issued a news release, stating that the country’s Olympic athletes will not be allowed to participate in the Summer Olympics in Tokyo. Cynthia Vega-Omeg…

Read full story
Funny story: Oh, what now? - Another politician caught out in a lie

Oh, what now? - Another politician caught out in a lie

A politician, much to no one's great surprise has been caught out in a lie. Boris McWhirter, a backbench MP for South Kensington has told reporters that his favourite type of Angel Delight was Strawberry, but in a recently unearthed interview from…

Read full story
Funny story: The US Bureau of Weather Has Just Condemned Death Valley Because of The Extreme Heat

The US Bureau of Weather Has Just Condemned Death Valley Because of The Extreme Heat

DEATH VALLEY, California – (Satire News) – In an unprecedented decision, the US Bureau of Weather has just issued a directive condemning Death Valley. A spokeswoman for the USBW, stated that with the daily temperatures hitting the 160s, the agency…

Read full story
Funny story: A Slippery Wimbledon Is Here, Hold The Covid

A Slippery Wimbledon Is Here, Hold The Covid

Wimbledon is here again. Covid isn’t gone, but the stands are crowded with non-mask-wearing tennis fans, sitting shoulder to shoulder, presumedly spreading the pandemic while enjoying tennis. Tennis players are sliding and falling in knee clutchin…

Read full story
Funny story: Iceland’s Lone Olympic Athlete Suddenly Leaves Tokyo

Iceland’s Lone Olympic Athlete Suddenly Leaves Tokyo

TOKYO – (Olympic Satire) – The Summer Olympic Committee is sad to report that Iceland’s lone entry in the Summer Olympics has left Japan and returned to his home in Kopavogur, Iceland. Gunnar F. Boltholt, a javelin thrower, told a security guard t…

Read full story
Funny story: England celebrates Infection Day

England celebrates Infection Day

It’s Infection Day in England on the 19th of July, where anyone who hasn’t had COVID yet is invited to go outside and get it. It is part of the government’s new pandemic strategy to “Get COVID Done”. Many other countries, with levels of vaccinati…

Read full story
Funny story: McDonald’s Latest New Menu Food Item Is An Astounding Hit!

McDonald’s Latest New Menu Food Item Is An Astounding Hit!

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Corporate officials with McDonalds took the suggestion from San Francisco native, VP Kamala Harris and they have added a new menu item, which has gone through the roof. The vice-president, who says she eats an average of…

Read full story
Funny story: Stormy Daniels Reveals That Donald Trump’s Woodies Were Nothing To Write Home About

Stormy Daniels Reveals That Donald Trump’s Woodies Were Nothing To Write Home About

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – After years of keeping quiet, Stormy Daniels has finally revealed lots of interesting tidbits about her clandestine affair with Donald Johnny Trump alias “Pee Pee Boy.” Daniels told Boom Boom News Reporter Hacienda Fi…

Read full story
Funny story: That programme you are watching...

That programme you are watching...

That programme you are watching, the one with a bit of mystery, an older actress you used to fancy a bit, it won't end well, you know. 'The Neighbour' or 'The Unexpected' or 'A Rest for a Raven' or whatever it is called is set in a house with a ki…

Read full story
Funny story: The Storm-Trooper conundrum

The Storm-Trooper conundrum

Barry and Dave are arguing, as normal. You would think nothing of it if was just two blokes in a pub, arguing, but Barry and Dave are two storm-troopers, feared across the galaxy for their skills in losing droids, falling for Jedi mind tricks, and be…

Read full story
Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Heard That Britney Spears Is On Suicide Watch

Donald Trump Says He Heard That Britney Spears Is On Suicide Watch

TOMBSTONE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has broken the story that Britney Spears is allegedly on suicide watch. And she noted that the statement came from none other than Donald John Trump himself. Trump was…

Read full story
Funny story: Joey Chestnut, America’s Favorite Glutton, Wins Again

Joey Chestnut, America’s Favorite Glutton, Wins Again

Joey Chestnut, who repeated his winning ways in this year’s edition of Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, accomplished the nearly miraculous and unbelievably revolting act of eating 76 full sized hotdogs and buns in roughly 10 minutes. It was a…

Read full story
Funny story: Politicians ignoring what happens with Breixt, and general elections

Politicians ignoring what happens with Breixt, and general elections

Prime Minister Boris Johnson is leaving it to the country to decide on what they want to do on July 19th. Although, being warned by medical experts, and shops etc that leaving the decision to wear masks to the individuals is a dangerous thing, he…

Read full story

« Jun 2021 July 2021  
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
4
2nd
6
3rd
6
4th
7
5th
6
6th
12
7th
8
8th
5
9th
10
10th
6
11th
10
12th
13
13th
14
14th
6
15th
13
16th
7
17th
4
18th
4
19th
0
20th
0
21st
0
22nd
0
23rd
0
24th
0
25th
0
26th
0
27th
0
28th
0
29th
0
30th
0
31st
0
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more