Holland in outrage as Prime Minister Rutten comes out and admits, "I'm not Gay!"

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 20 June 2021

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This is no 'Gay Parade' it is the Dutch protesting that their PM is not 'Gay' and demand his resignation!

Liberal Holland renowned for being oh so liberal in all aspects of modern life, Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll, is now devastated after their PM, Mijnheer Rutten, enduring a Dutch tabloid witch hunt has 'Come Out' at last!

However, in contrary to what most Dutch people thought, Rutten is not gay! Happy yes, but certainly not gay! The Dutch electorate are now outraged, and demanding Rutten gets the sack immediately because he should represent their liberal nation, be gay, and happy too!

Looking over their Dutch shoulders towards the east, the Dutch are paranoid about 'Big Brother' being first again because their health minister, Jens Spahn, is openly gay and could well be in line to become Europe's first gay Prime Minister. OK, Ireland's, Leo Varadkar, is gay too, but he is only a Leprechaun!

The Dutch electorate are demanding that the next candidates for PM, Deputy PM, Foreign Minister, Health Minister, and every top job in the Dutch parliament are either gay, transgender, or lesbian, because although Holland is a tiny country, they demand to be first at least something; global liberalism!

Bruce Jenner, alias you know who, has applied for Dutch nationality because she/he feels it's her/his only chance of winning something after winning a gold decathlon medal throwing javelins, running 400 meters, and leaping over high jumps still wearing latex shorts without a booby-holder!

Mijnheer Rutten has now found peace and tranquility after admitting he is a non-gay! He is looking forward to going on holiday with his female partner, their kids, and a caravan, in typical Dutch liberal style!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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