Funny story: Do The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex, Suck?

Do The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex, Suck?

Some people are whispering, with hand covering their mouth, that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex: suck. Suck? Ouch! That certainly falls short of the kind of review they wished for their marriage. Even Meghan received better reviews while working o…

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Funny story: Big Pharma Achieves Herd Immunity from Liability for COVID Vaccine-Related Injury

Big Pharma Achieves Herd Immunity from Liability for COVID Vaccine-Related Injury

Thanks to 1986 legislation severely limiting pharmaceutical companies’ liability for vaccine-related injuries, coupled with new legislation completely immunizing manufacturers of COVID-19 vaccines from legal liability, Big Pharma triumphantly reporte…

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Funny story: Electron Admits to Being a Bit Negative

Electron Admits to Being a Bit Negative

Despite being encouraged to feel good about his essential role in the makeup of matter, an election named Eli admitted to being a bit negative. “I really admire my comrade protons who have such a positive attitude,” said Eli. “And I greatly respe…

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Funny story: Newlywed Bride Lands On Her Sexy Ass After Slipping On Rice

Newlywed Bride Lands On Her Sexy Ass After Slipping On Rice

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Former New York Giants cheerleader Sasha Lippowitz, 29, got married to the man of her dreams, Coney Island hot dog vendor, Louie “Wassup” Tellatini, 27. The two originally met at the Ice Rink at Rockefeller Center. Sasha…

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Funny story: Walmart Announces That All of Their Store Greeters Will Now Be Armed With Glock-9 Handguns

Walmart Announces That All of Their Store Greeters Will Now Be Armed With Glock-9 Handguns

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The biggest retailer in the entire world has just informed the news media that effective immediately, all of their front-of-the-store greeters will be equipped with Glock-9 handguns, which they will have in plain view.

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Funny story: Bob Denver, AKA Gilligan, Finally Admits That Yes He Was Boinking Ginger

Bob Denver, AKA Gilligan, Finally Admits That Yes He Was Boinking Ginger

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reporter Wyatt St. Yuma, recently met with the star of “Gilligan’s Island” Bob Denver at a local Long John Silvers Seafood Restaurant. The sit-com "Gilligan's Island" ran for three years from 1964 to 1967.

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Funny story: Munich Stadium changes colours and is now projecting Lederhosen, Bratwurst and Knickerbockers!

Munich Stadium changes colours and is now projecting Lederhosen, Bratwurst and Knickerbockers!

After attempting to depict themselves as a 'Rainbow' city and being rebuked by a nation still living in the dark ages, Munich surrendered! The Munich council, after counselling with the rest of Europe, decided it was time to boost their Bavarian n…

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Funny story: Meteorologists Are Predicting That An Astounding 47 Hurricanes Will Wreak Hellacious Hell On The U.S. Mainland This Year

Meteorologists Are Predicting That An Astounding 47 Hurricanes Will Wreak Hellacious Hell On The U.S. Mainland This Year

CROCODILE SHOES, Florida – (Satire News) – In a prediction to end all predictions the U.S. Weather Federation has stated that they are expecting a grand total of 47 hurricanes to make landfall in the continental United States this hurricane season.

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Funny story: An Iowa Grandmother Loves Her Birthday Cactus Figurine - But It Ain’t A Cactus Figurine

An Iowa Grandmother Loves Her Birthday Cactus Figurine - But It Ain’t A Cactus Figurine

CORNBREAD, Iowa – (Satire News) – Mildred F. Duckington was thrilled with the beautiful cactus figurine that her 17, great grandchildren gave her for her 94th birthday. She thanked them and she asked why they were all laughing like crazy. She aske…

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Funny story: Biden’s Dog Passes Away: QAnon Questions Family’s Cryptic Message

Biden’s Dog Passes Away: QAnon Questions Family’s Cryptic Message

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Joe Biden and the First Lady announced Saturday that the family dog Champ, a 13-year old German Shepherd, died peacefully at the Biden’s home in Delaware. To the casual observer, the announcement might pass as a simpl…

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Great, Great, Grandfather Cyrus Earl Drumpf Owned 371 Slaves

Donald Trump’s Great, Great, Grandfather Cyrus Earl Drumpf Owned 371 Slaves

WHITE HOOD, Mississippi – Researchers have researched Donald Trump’s family tree and they have come up with a crooked-as-heck tree that had dozens and dozens of interesting branches. It was learned that DJT’s great, great, grandfather Cyrus Earl D…

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