Do The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex, Suck?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 22 June 2021

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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex didn't mind the gap.

Some people are whispering, with hand covering their mouth, that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex: suck. Suck? Ouch!

That certainly falls short of the kind of review they wished for their marriage. Even Meghan received better reviews while working on the little known Suits television series.

Suits was make believe. Sussex is not. But the couple still suck. They come off as a pair of very spoiled, We deserve better. Why? Just because. Well... And if we don't get it, we'll play the race card.

They were given better, but they still weren’t satisfied. So they launched a blackmail scheme, as the Duke of Edinburgh was dying. Harry went to his funeral, but Meghan was too heavily pregnant to attend. Stage fright?

Not so fast. An aid to the Sussex, working late at night at Frogmore Cottage (while Meghan was allegedly heavily pregnant with Archie) saw Meghan's baby-bump prothesis on the floor of the bedroom.

Gees! Holy Toledo!

That must have produced a keel-over fainting spell. “Get the smelling salts. No need for hot water. It’s only a prothesis.”

Seems MI5 is rumored to be involved with that discloser.

So the couple who were told they had to work and earn their royal status did what? They quit. Moved to L.A. But they have 16 bathrooms to support, money is short, Prince Charles has cut them off and they are stuck.

Which almost rhymes with suck.

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