MUFFIN BUSH, New Jersey – (Satire News) – One of the most hated women in the entire nation, Marjorie “Horseface” Taylor Greene told CNN’s Don Lemon that she is getting sick and tired of all of the rumors that the California rumor mills are putting out about her.
She told Lemon that truth be told, she is one of the nicest white extremists anywhere in the red, white, and light blue USA.
MTG then made it abundantly clear to the “Lemon Man” that she wants to dispel the rumor that was put out by the Hollywood Innuendo news agency that she has a tattoo of a swastika on her bikini line.
She then admitted that she does have the initials “GOP” tattooed on her tongue, but was quick to point out that no one can see it, unless of course they French kiss her.
“Greeny,” as Fox host Tucker Carlson has nicknamed her, recently told Tucker that one or two of her ex-boyfriends have said that she has the cutest-looking hooha on the entire east coast.
Carlson rolled his deer-in-the-headlight eyes and mouthed the words, “now that’s friggin TMI!"
Meanwhile in a Developing Story. BuzzFuzz is reporting that the ex-first lady Melania Trump told her BFF Meghan Markle that if Donaldo mentions the name Hope Hicks just one more time, she is going to beat him silly with one of his hair pieces.