HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuffFuzz has just received a box full of naked pictures of Paula Deen, that were taken back when she was the head cheerleader at Johnny Reb College in Burnt Corn, Alabama.
The photos which were sent to BuzzFuzz by UPS were allegedly taken by Paula’s college sweetheart, Homer Boxflicker, 22, who was on the college’s fencing team.
Boxflicker was expelled from the school, when during competition, he jumped the En Garde gun and thrusted his opponent, thus giving him an unfair feint, fleche, and flunge advantage.
Shortly after that unsportsmanlike incident, Paula dumped him, when she found out that Homer had been secretly participating with his fencing instructor Monique Giselle DuMacadoo, 43, in the horizontal hokey pokey.
Paula told BuzzFuzz that Homer became so upset at her, that he went to her dorm room, when she was at rah, rah, rah practice, and he stole all of her muffin pans, her Hamilton Beach blender, her taco recipes book, and her collection of buttah spoons.
SIDENOTE: Comedian Ricky Gervais told BuzzFuzz reporter Sonora Cahoots, that having seen the nude photos of Paula Deen's hooha, he would certainly hit it with his entire libidoism.