Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Explains Why She Will Never Retire

Nancy Pelosi Explains Why She Will Never Retire

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Speaker of the House Nancy Patricia Pelosi recently sat down with BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx at a local Giggling Guacamole Mexican Restaurant. The two talked about girl things, such as hair, make-up, the Hall…

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Funny story: Brooklyn Crime Family Member Garbanzo Goombalini Has Agreed To Run Against Marjorie Taylor Greene

Brooklyn Crime Family Member Garbanzo Goombalini Has Agreed To Run Against Marjorie Taylor Greene

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The head of an infamous Brooklyn crime family, Salvatore Goombalini, has just announced that he has chosen his younger brother Garbanzo Goombalini, to run against Marjorie Taylor Greene, who he calls one of the meanest, nas…

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Funny story: Jeff Bezos Sets His Sights on Uranus

Jeff Bezos Sets His Sights on Uranus

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Now that Norway has sent a space ship towards Pluto, and Herzegovina has sent one towards Neptune, quintessential billionaire Jeff Bezos has set his eyes on Uranus. The constellation’s seventh planet from the sun, l…

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Funny story: The New York City Council Has Voted Unanimously To Have Donald J. Trump Arrested If He Sets Foot In New York City

The New York City Council Has Voted Unanimously To Have Donald J. Trump Arrested If He Sets Foot In New York City

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – By a vote of 12 to 0, the NYC City Council has made it known that the former, disgraced, one-term president is not welcome in any of the 5 New York City Burroughs. Councilwoman, Ashaleena Harpa Diddledaddle, 47, sai…

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Funny story: Ten reasons why Scotland could never win a 'Cumberland Sausage!'

Ten reasons why Scotland could never win a 'Cumberland Sausage!'

Scotland The Brave are very brave, but sadly all-time losers and, Jaggedone, a footy expert, who does not get paid millions for flogging salty crisps, has donned his kilt, picked up his caber, and discovered why the Scots are not capable of winning a…

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Funny story: Lone Ranger Arrested in Covid Mask Dispute

Lone Ranger Arrested in Covid Mask Dispute

The Lone Ranger was arrested yesterday by Sheriff Matt Dillon after an altercation at the Dodge City stables where two horses, Silver and Scout, were being re-shod. The initial cause of the dispute that led to the Lone Ranger's arrest is unclear,…

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Funny story: A Homeless Man in Denver Becomes a Millionaire After Buying 1,000 Shares of Plexiglass at 7 Cents a Share

A Homeless Man in Denver Becomes a Millionaire After Buying 1,000 Shares of Plexiglass at 7 Cents a Share

DENVER – (Satire News) – Plexiglass has just become like asphalt – everywhere you look you see it. You see it in fast food restaurants, retail stores, movie theaters, grocery stores, and even in adult sex toy shops. iRumors is reporting that a…

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Funny story: The U.S. Government Explains Why They Will No Longer Charge Tax on Condoms

The U.S. Government Explains Why They Will No Longer Charge Tax on Condoms

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, has just announced that the government will no longer charge taxes on prophylactics aka condoms, rubbers, raincoats, etc. She noted that President Biden in an effort to get…

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Funny story: LeBron James Announces His Post Basketball Political Plans

LeBron James Announces His Post Basketball Political Plans

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – After much speculation, Los Angeles Laker super star, LeBron James has finally let the cat out of the bag, regarding his political plans once he decides to walk away from the world of the round ball. LeBron and his…

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Funny story: God And Allah Get Into Fistfight Over Insulting Comments

God And Allah Get Into Fistfight Over Insulting Comments

God and Allah one day decided to have a couple of beers together. They both were taking a sabbatical from smiting people and decided this would be a good way to bury the hatchet between religions. They were sitting on a cloud bank held up by a doze…

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Funny story: Mrs. Mitch McConnell Has Had It With Mitch And She Wants a Divorce Pronto!

Mrs. Mitch McConnell Has Had It With Mitch And She Wants a Divorce Pronto!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind and The Washington Globe-Express are both reporting that the wife of Senator Mitch McConnell, Elaine Chao, is totally fed up with her husband’s political antics and shady shenanigans and she w…

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