Funny story: Does This Mean Bill Cosby Raped The Women But...So What?

Does This Mean Bill Cosby Raped The Women But...So What?

On a technicality, Bill Cosby was released from prison after serving three, that’s just three out of ten years in prison. What a horrible way for the United States to celebrate Independence Day on July 4, 2021! Cosby out on a technicality! The…

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Funny story: How Bill Cosby Escaped From Sing Sing Prison

How Bill Cosby Escaped From Sing Sing Prison

SING SING, New York – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has announced that inmate #91069, better known as Bill Cosby, revealed how he was able to escape from Sing Sing Prison. Warden Peter Paul Figziggy told the news media that Cosby was able to escape by…

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Funny story: Vancouver, Canada Hits 121 Degrees- Millions of Moose Go Into Heat Shock

Vancouver, Canada Hits 121 Degrees- Millions of Moose Go Into Heat Shock

VANCOUVER, Canada – (Satire News) – Canada’s Royal Mounted News Agency has just announced that the temperature in Vancouver hit 121 degrees at 5:05 pm. The heat was so powerful, that there are reports that some of the city’s stop signs were warped…

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Funny story: A Hog Farmer in Nebraska Discovers He Has a Pig With 12 Legs

A Hog Farmer in Nebraska Discovers He Has a Pig With 12 Legs

CORNHUSKER CREEK, Nebraska – (Satire News) – A Nebraska hog farmer has informed the local news media that one of his hogs has an amazing 12 legs. Sal McMango, Jr., 76, who has been raising hogs since September 17, 1968, said that he has probably r…

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Funny story: North Dakota Is Now Officially The Money-Laundering Capital of The USA

North Dakota Is Now Officially The Money-Laundering Capital of The USA

LAKE LAKOTA, North Dakota – (Satire News) – The Federal Department of Money Laundering has just issued a statement naming North Dakota as America’s number one state for drug cartel money laundering. The report states that federal investigators tra…

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Funny story: Poland’s Premier Pole Vaulter Has Been Disqualified From The Summer Olympics

Poland’s Premier Pole Vaulter Has Been Disqualified From The Summer Olympics

POZNAN, Poland – (Sports Satire) – Reports filtering out of Poland state that the country’s top female pole vaulter has just been disqualified from participating in this year’s summer Olympics in Tokyo, Japan. Guntherina Lubbintok, 24, was notifie…

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Funny story: That thing you do, stop it

That thing you do, stop it

Hello, Raymond Ving here, again. Yes, I am the bloke with strange ideas who never became an eccentric millionaire. Anyway, that thing you do, please stop it. No, I don't know what it is, but please stop. If you must comment on newspaper article…

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Funny story: Bertie Wooster bashes butler Jeeves ears about dirty doings in London and Jaggedone heard it all!

Bertie Wooster bashes butler Jeeves ears about dirty doings in London and Jaggedone heard it all!

A recurring phenonium rebounding off the walls in JO's paltry country German residence is sending earthquakes and tornados to his tax haven in Luxembourg, and these occurrences have nothing to do with global change, a 'Trumpian Classic!" No! Subli…

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Funny story: I'll be laid to rest alongside Artoo Deetoo, says Queen

I'll be laid to rest alongside Artoo Deetoo, says Queen

In a leaked Palace document, Her Majesty, The Queen has revealed that she wants to be buried alongside the Star Wars droid, Artoo Deetoo. In an appendix to her will, The Queen states: "I have always been a huge fan of the Star Wars series of films…

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Funny story: A 7 Million-Year-Old Nipple Fish Discovered In Lake Michigan

A 7 Million-Year-Old Nipple Fish Discovered In Lake Michigan

MUSKEGON, Michigan – (Satire News) – A fisherman has just discovered what is believed to be the last existing Nipple Fish in existence. Andrew “Fishy” Attapooni, 47, caught the fish which is believed to be 7-million-years-old. He said he was us…

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Funny story: President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Which Prohibits Donald J. Trump From Ever Uttering The Words “Hoax,” “Witch Hunt,” or “Big Mac”

President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Which Prohibits Donald J. Trump From Ever Uttering The Words “Hoax,” “Witch Hunt,” or “Big Mac”

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden acting on over 4 million requests from Republicans as well as from Democrats, has just signed what he is calling The Trump Colloquial Redundancy Presidential Executive Order. First Lady, Dr. Jill…

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Funny story: A Purse Snatcher In Detroit Arrested For Shooting A $1.2 Million Security Robot

A Purse Snatcher In Detroit Arrested For Shooting A $1.2 Million Security Robot

DETROIT – (Satire News) – The latest thing in security systems is the Autonomous Security Robot. Dow Chemical has produced the SR-907 Humdinger Extraordinaire and it is changing the way companies view security. The conical Chubby Wubby, as it h…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Dedicates Victory Over Germany To Monkey Woods

Harry Maguire Dedicates Victory Over Germany To Monkey Woods

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pointing to the sky after England’s 2-0 victory over Germany, Harry Maguire said that he was dedicating this victory to Monkey Woods. The United captain was named UEFA's Star of the Match after the Three Lions beat their rivals i…

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Funny story: The GOP Insists That Their Members Roster Does Not Include Any Members of The Taliban, Al Qaeda, Isis, or Hezbollah

The GOP Insists That Their Members Roster Does Not Include Any Members of The Taliban, Al Qaeda, Isis, or Hezbollah

QUEENS, New York – (Satire News) – A spokeswoman for the GOP has made it abundantly clear that the report put out by Wikileaks regarding terrorist group members within their ranks is totally, absolutely, and positively false; or as they say in Fort W…

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