Funny story: Donald Trump Calls V.P. Kamala Harris and Begs Her To Please Convince President Biden To Give Him a Pardon

Donald Trump Calls V.P. Kamala Harris and Begs Her To Please Convince President Biden To Give Him a Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has learned from a close friend of DJT, that he called up V.P. Harris and he literally begged her to please, please, please talk to President Biden and ask him to issue him a full presidential pardon,…

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Funny story: The Troubling “New Normal” Addiction: Freedom Porn

The Troubling “New Normal” Addiction: Freedom Porn

In the midst of continuing lockdowns, vaccine passports, and widespread censorship, the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases has reported a troubling new addiction on the rise among male-identifying neoliberals: a media genre sensati…

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Funny story: Letter to the editor: Whatever happened to the Antiques Roadtrip?

Letter to the editor: Whatever happened to the Antiques Roadtrip?

Hello, Mr Raymond Ving here again. You may remember me from a previous column about some nonsense that riled me for a while. Anyway, you may have noticed that the BBC is no longer playing episodes of Antiques Roadtrip. I know, it really is drea…

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Funny story: Wan-Kin-Dik, Jaggedone's 95-year-old personal rickshaw puller is reincarnated

Wan-Kin-Dik, Jaggedone's 95-year-old personal rickshaw puller is reincarnated

After 25 years of personally pulling Sir Jaggedone around in his rickety rickshaw, the sad news came as the lazy tosser, alias JO, was busy picking his nose and scratching his rear-end in a downtown bar in Beijing surrounded by 85-year-old nympho-Vol…

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Funny story: Bald 70-year-old OAP discovers one hair in his head

Bald 70-year-old OAP discovers one hair in his head

An amazing discovery happened somewhere in the 'Middle of a German Nowhere' today after a 70-year-old OAP looked in the mirror! After being completely bald for the last 20 years, he discovered a hair growing in the middle of his 'nut'! "A mira…

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Funny story: Hate Illustrated Magazine Names Donald J. Trump It’s 2021 Most Hated Person of The Year

Hate Illustrated Magazine Names Donald J. Trump It’s 2021 Most Hated Person of The Year

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Never in the history of Hate Illustrated Magazine has anyone ever received it’s "Most Hated Person of The Year" award more than once. But 75-year-old Donald John Trump now has the distinction of capturing that dubious tit…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Is Furious as She Finds a Hot, Sexy Robot Doll That Looks Just Like Hope Hicks in Donaldo's Suit Closet

Melania Trump Is Furious as She Finds a Hot, Sexy Robot Doll That Looks Just Like Hope Hicks in Donaldo's Suit Closet

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Word coming out of Mar-a-Lago is that Mrs. Donald Trump is one extremely pissed off Slovenian. According to one of the Mar-a-Lago maids, who did not want her name revealed, Mela, as the hired help calls her, b…

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Funny story: Russia and Bolivia Involved in a Missiles-For-Llamas Trade Deal

Russia and Bolivia Involved in a Missiles-For-Llamas Trade Deal

LA PAZ, Bolivia – (Satire News) – The Bolivian government is thrilled to announce that they have just finalized a trade agreement with Russia, in which the communist country will give Bolivia 12 surface-to-air missiles in exchange for 625 adult llama…

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Funny story: Seattle Is Sizzling As The Heat Index Hits 119 Degrees!

Seattle Is Sizzling As The Heat Index Hits 119 Degrees!

SEATTLE – (Satire News) – The city famous for coffee, Bill Gates, and asparagus, has just hit a sweltering heat index of 119 degrees. Many residents of Seattle stated that anyone who still does not believe in climate change is either stupid, hard-…

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Funny story: London man caged for shouting at burglar

London man caged for shouting at burglar

A London man was given two consecutive life sentences at The Old Bailey yesterday after being found guilty of shouting loudly at a burglar who had broken into his home in the early hours of the morning in March 2021. Toby Dell, a retired forklift…

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