There were 246 spoof news stories published in June 2021. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Seattle Is Sizzling As The Heat Index Hits 119 Degrees!
SEATTLE – (Satire News) – The city famous for coffee, Bill Gates, and asparagus, has just hit a sweltering heat index of 119 degrees. Many residents of Seattle stated that anyone who still does not believe in climate change is either stupid, hard-…
Read full storyTrae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It
New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all…
Read full storyBuzzFuzz Has Uncovered a Box Full of Nude Photos of Paula Deen
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuffFuzz has just received a box full of naked pictures of Paula Deen, that were taken back when she was the head cheerleader at Johnny Reb College in Burnt Corn, Alabama. The photos which were sent to BuzzFuzz by UPS w…
Read full storyA 7 Million-Year-Old Nipple Fish Discovered In Lake Michigan
MUSKEGON, Michigan – (Satire News) – A fisherman has just discovered what is believed to be the last existing Nipple Fish in existence. Andrew “Fishy” Attapooni, 47, caught the fish which is believed to be 7-million-years-old. He said he was us…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Flat Out Denies That She Has a Swastika Tattoo on Her Bikini Line
MUFFIN BUSH, New Jersey – (Satire News) – One of the most hated women in the entire nation, Marjorie “Horseface” Taylor Greene told CNN’s Don Lemon that she is getting sick and tired of all of the rumors that the California rumor mills are putting ou…
Read full storyAre Greeks and Italians White?
Yes, this is a real question, and one seriously debated in a recent UN Sponsored scholarly convocation at the request, it is said, of certain influential officials of southern European ancestry who wished to be classified as persons of color (POC).
Read full storyTests Conducted On Dirt From Mars Show It Greatly Resembles The Dirt Found in New Mexico
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Videos of tests that have just been sent back to Earth from Mars amazingly reveal that the dirt found on the Red Planet is almost identical to the dirt found in the state of New Mexico. New Mexico's dirt according to Wiki…
Read full storyA List of 10 Beatles Songs With Their Original Uncensored Titles
Cowbell Notes Music Magazine stated that the Beatles (John, Paul, George, & Ringo) recorded 227 songs. Most were written by the extremely talented writing duo of Lennon and McCartney. Recently Paul McCartney appeared on “The View” and he told…
Read full storyThe GOP Insists That Their Members Roster Does Not Include Any Members of The Taliban, Al Qaeda, Isis, or Hezbollah
QUEENS, New York – (Satire News) – A spokeswoman for the GOP has made it abundantly clear that the report put out by Wikileaks regarding terrorist group members within their ranks is totally, absolutely, and positively false; or as they say in Fort W…
Read full storyDo The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex, Suck?
Some people are whispering, with hand covering their mouth, that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex: suck. Suck? Ouch! That certainly falls short of the kind of review they wished for their marriage. Even Meghan received better reviews while working o…
Read full storyPoland’s Premier Pole Vaulter Has Been Disqualified From The Summer Olympics
POZNAN, Poland – (Sports Satire) – Reports filtering out of Poland state that the country’s top female pole vaulter has just been disqualified from participating in this year’s summer Olympics in Tokyo, Japan. Guntherina Lubbintok, 24, was notifie…
Read full storyVancouver, Canada Hits 121 Degrees- Millions of Moose Go Into Heat Shock
VANCOUVER, Canada – (Satire News) – Canada’s Royal Mounted News Agency has just announced that the temperature in Vancouver hit 121 degrees at 5:05 pm. The heat was so powerful, that there are reports that some of the city’s stop signs were warped…
Read full storyHate Illustrated Magazine Names Donald J. Trump It’s 2021 Most Hated Person of The Year
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Never in the history of Hate Illustrated Magazine has anyone ever received it’s "Most Hated Person of The Year" award more than once. But 75-year-old Donald John Trump now has the distinction of capturing that dubious tit…
Read full storyThe Bunkhouse Bitches Band Is Named The Best New Female Country Band in The USA
NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – The highly-reputable country music publication Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just named The Bunkhouse Bitches Band as the Best New Female Country Band in the nation. The three band members who first met, while attending Jo…
Read full storyThe Chicago Blackhawks Organization Refuses To Talk About The Zamboni Sex Scandal
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The National Hockey League's Chicago Blackhawks organization is using the attorney-client privilege clause in order to not have to address the alleged 2019 Zamboni Sex Scandal. Sports reporter Zorro La Bamba, with The Spo…
Read full storyU.S. Supreme Court Out Of Ladies Panties And Siding With College Athletes
Wow! At last! After raking in billions of dollars for colleges and universities participating in sports, the US Supreme Court ruled that college athletes should also get a piece of that pie. Yes, athletes received scholarships, room and board, me…
Read full storyMonica Lewinsky Spotted With Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler Tongue-Wrestling At The La Brea Tar Pits
LA BREA, California – (Satire News) – Reports that rock singer Steven Tyler is cheating on girlfriend Kate Gosselin have surfaced, as an unnamed source reported seeing the 73-year-old rock and roller with the much younger 47-year-old former White Hou…
Read full storyA Naked Female Walmart Shopper Throws a Fit When A Security Guard Frisks Her
PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) - A woman who walked into a local Walmart totally nude told one of the retail salesclerks that she was going to buy clothes and underwear. The clerk quickly called the store security guard, since the female was c…
Read full storyDonald Trump’s Great, Great, Grandfather Cyrus Earl Drumpf Owned 371 Slaves
WHITE HOOD, Mississippi – Researchers have researched Donald Trump’s family tree and they have come up with a crooked-as-heck tree that had dozens and dozens of interesting branches. It was learned that DJT’s great, great, grandfather Cyrus Earl D…
Read full storyThe U.S. Government Explains Why They Will No Longer Charge Tax on Condoms
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, has just announced that the government will no longer charge taxes on prophylactics aka condoms, rubbers, raincoats, etc. She noted that President Biden in an effort to get…
Read full storyIceland's First and Only Dairy Queen May Have To Close
REYKjAVIK, Iceland – (Satire News) – The government of Iceland, which owns the country’s only Dairy Queen Ice Cream & Burger Restaurant, has stated that the fast food eatery may have to close. Iceland President Guoni Johannesson, 52, informed…
Read full storyBritney Spears Desperate For Money Agrees To Pose Naked In Playboy
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that the singer who was known as the “Princess of Pop,” has really been through tons of stress due to her lawsuits against her father, her step uncle, and her second cousin twice removed; once forcibly.
Read full storyA List of The Top 10 Worst Thoroughbred Race Horse Names of All-Time
The Sports Bet Gazette has compiled a list of the worst race horse names in the history of horse racing. SBG reporters Zorro La Bamba and Woody Velcro compiled the list along, with the help of former spaghetti western movie star Clint Eastwood. TH…
Read full storyHarry Maguire Dedicates Victory Over Germany To Monkey Woods
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pointing to the sky after England’s 2-0 victory over Germany, Harry Maguire said that he was dedicating this victory to Monkey Woods. The United captain was named UEFA's Star of the Match after the Three Lions beat their rivals i…
Read full storyThe Nation’s First Transgender, Atheist, Republican Shot Putter Is Headed To The Tokyo Summer Olympics
BISON BUTT, Montana – (Satire Sports) – The tiny town of Bison Butt, which is known as The Fried Okra Capital of the World, is brimming with pride, as their hometown athletic girl has qualified for the Summer Olympics in Japan. Hairstylist Fawncel…
Read full storyThe 2021 Cicada Invasion Grounds Air Force One, Cancels Baseball Games, and Shuts Down Fast Food Drive-Thru’s
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The U.S. Department of the Interior has just announced that the 2021 Cicada Invasion is causing all types of major havoc all over the country. According to renowned cicada expert Dr. Elton F. Dunpico, professor a…
Read full storyStop The Squeal!
A new 'Stop The Squeal' movement has started up. This document is being circulated to put an end to the endless squealing of certain groups of an extreme right wing flavor that insist that the 2020 was stolen. It is now time to end this right-wing…
Read full storyThe Harlem Globetrotters Are Moving To Guadalajara, Mexico
HARLEM, New York – (Sports Satire) – America’s premier exhibition basketball team has been around since 1926 (95 years), and they have decided that it's time to move. The world-famous Harlem Globetrotters have voted to leave Harlem for the much m…
Read full storyThe latest fashion for style and safety; it’s the body condom!
The newest style craze sweeping across Europe has now hit the United States! You might say the full body condom is a style born out of necessity to suit our current social climate. While the style is certainly practical it surely gives fashion consci…
Read full storyTrump Finally, Finally, Finally, Admits That He Lost The Election
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Donald J. Trump flew into Baltimore to get a root canal done. And as he was leaving the dentist’s office, he was asked by a reporter with Hollywood Innuendo, if he is ever going to admit that he lost the presidential el…
Read full storyJack-in-the-Box Announces That They Are Going To Start Selling Beer
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that will certainly increase their sales by astronomical numbers, Jack-in-the-Box has decided to add beer to their extensive menu. The idea of selling brewski’s was first proposed by Wally St. Sinclair, 48…
Read full storyCod Piece Diplomacy: Why Kamala Harris Wears Pantsuits
BILLINGSGATE POST: Hillary Clinton was the first woman to recognize how powerful a symbol it was to wear a pantsuit instead of a dress when creating a political image. Nancy Poozleosi was next. When was the last time you saw either wear a dress to…
Read full storyDonald John Trump Hits 300 Pounds and It Now Takes Him 7 Hours To Play 18 Holes of Golf
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Trump’s personal doctor informed him that he needed to lose 75 pounds. Well the Trumptard must have not heard Dr. Yang Fu Fi, or else he simply chose to ignore him, because the orange bozo GAINED 75 pounds, an…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the what-the-hell-will-they-think-of-next-category, the three above mentioned trouble-makers are asking that the House of Representatives and the Senate vote to kick California out of the United States. BuzzFu…
Read full storyThe New York City Council Has Voted Unanimously To Have Donald J. Trump Arrested If He Sets Foot In New York City
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – By a vote of 12 to 0, the NYC City Council has made it known that the former, disgraced, one-term president is not welcome in any of the 5 New York City Burroughs. Councilwoman, Ashaleena Harpa Diddledaddle, 47, sai…
Read full storyNancy Pelosi Explains Why She Will Never Retire
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Speaker of the House Nancy Patricia Pelosi recently sat down with BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx at a local Giggling Guacamole Mexican Restaurant. The two talked about girl things, such as hair, make-up, the Hall…
Read full storyThe Chinese Navy Is Conducting Naval War Games 3 Miles From San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The head of the San Francisco city council called an emergency meeting at 2:30 am, after she learned that the Chinese Navy was conducting naval war game maneuvers a mere 3 miles from the city. Maggie P. Safari, 42,…
Read full storyIt’s Official – Trump Wears Depends Diapers
DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has confirmed that Donaldo Johnny, as Melania calls him, does in fact wear Depends Diapers. Trump denied it saying that it’s all just a hoax, and a witch hunt, and a Fig Newton of everyone’s imaginatio…
Read full storyRepublicans In Turmoil: How To Get Rid Of Trump?
The party is over, the bands have folded up, cleaners are doing their jobs, but Donald Trump won’t go home. So he lingers and lingers, giving the same old speech, pretending to be current but flopping around like a tortilla on a record player, with s…
Read full storyBigfoot spotted in upstate bar: Sat alone drinking in a corner booth, left a strange tip
Patrons thought last night was just another night at The Backroom Lounge just outside Rochester. Very few noticed the “giant hairy guy” who sat brooding in a far corner, beyond the pool table, by the Men’s bathroom. “He kept his head down and lo…
Read full storyRussia and Bolivia Involved in a Missiles-For-Llamas Trade Deal
LA PAZ, Bolivia – (Satire News) – The Bolivian government is thrilled to announce that they have just finalized a trade agreement with Russia, in which the communist country will give Bolivia 12 surface-to-air missiles in exchange for 625 adult llama…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to Engage in a Semi-Nude Mud Wrestling Match
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has confirmed that the rumor is in fact true. Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene have agreed to appear on ESPN-4 and engage in a semi-nude mud wrestling…
Read full storyCOVID-19 Outbreak Traced to Blarney Stone
A recent rash of COVID-19 cases among visitors to County Cork, Ireland has been linked to the time-honoured tradition of kissing the famed Blarney stone. Padraig O'Seasnain, head caretaker at Blarney Castle had this to say: "I suppose we should…
Read full storyLarry Bird and Tim Duncan Are Buying The Boston Celtics
SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Two of the greatest players to ever play in the NBA have just stated that they are in the process of purchasing one of the greatest franchises in sports history. Larry “Tweet Tweet” Bird and Tim “The Quiet Dude” Dun…
Read full storyPresident Putin Warns That Anyone Caught Not Wearing a Mask Could Be Shot on The Spot
MOSCOW, Russia – (World News) – The government of Russia has issued a statement which states that anyone caught without a medical mask could risk being shot on sight. The Kremlin Voice stated that President Vladimir Putin is fed up and will no lon…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Now Claiming That Space Aliens Are Targeting Him
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The latest claim emanating from the mysteriously misogynistic mind of the former White House occupant states that he is now being singled out and targeted by space aliens because of his wealth, health, and high I…
Read full storyHolland in outrage as Prime Minister Rutten comes out and admits, "I'm not Gay!"
Liberal Holland renowned for being oh so liberal in all aspects of modern life, Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll, is now devastated after their PM, Mijnheer Rutten, enduring a Dutch tabloid witch hunt has 'Come Out' at last! However, in contrary to w…
Read full storyA List of 10 Must-See Summer Olympic Events
TOKYO, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The 2021 Summer Olympics is fast approaching and reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, with the Balls News Agency has compiled a list of the top must see Summer Olympic Events. Miss St. Lamb has also been commissioned by V…
Read full storyIranian Ships Headed To Venezuela Are Loaded With Weapons, Camels, and Sand
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reputable source within the White House informed Tittle Tattle Tonight’s Pico de Gallo, of a flotilla of seven Iranian cargo ships that are sailing towards Venezuela. The insider, who uses the clandestin…
Read full storyThe Nation’s Last Blockbuster Video Store Has Just Closed Its Doors For Good
CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The movie and video game rental service giant Blockbuster has just announced that its very last store has closed down. Manager Mildred Millamick, 47, said that their once humongous movie inventory of 18…
Read full storyInnocent Fenway fans fooled into singing their hearts out by evil Hollywood plot
I used to scoff at tradition as a kid but grew to learn over the years, that there is value in certain rituals. They connect us to our past and provide us a way of understanding our world as a continuum. That’s the value some traditions provide. But…
Read full storyNBA Commits to New Diversity Goals, Will Add More White, Hispanic and Asian Players
Many have observed that professional sports have lagged behind the current commitment to diversify government, educational, and corporate institutions. The National Hockey League, for example, is well known for its failure to recruit black player…
Read full storyWyoming’s Wildfires Are Stressing The Hell Out Of The Buffalo Herds
TARANTULA TITS, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The Wyoming Department of Forestry & Animal Issues, is extremely concerned over the states 4 wildfires that are raging out-of-control. The main fire known as The Tongue of Freaking Satan Fire, was repo…
Read full storyElon Musk Is So Rich He Just Bought 7 Banks To Store His Money In
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the country’s leading financial experts recently stated that if Elon Musk were to convert all of his billions and billions of dollars into $100 bills and lay them end-to-end, they would stretch from Saturn, to M…
Read full storyThe NBA Announces It Will Use Pink Basketballs In Honor of Gay Pride Month
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The commissioner of the National Basketball Association has just informed the sports media that the NBA will use pink basketballs to honor Gay Pride Month. Commissioner Adam Silver, said that NBA’s board of direct…
Read full storyJeff Bezos Sets His Sights on Uranus
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Now that Norway has sent a space ship towards Pluto, and Herzegovina has sent one towards Neptune, quintessential billionaire Jeff Bezos has set his eyes on Uranus. The constellation’s seventh planet from the sun, l…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene’s Brand New Designer Perfume Has Been Banned In 47 States
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just revealed that Marjorie Taylor Greene is angrier than a rooster with erectile dysfunction. It seems that the "Greene Fiene," as Ricky Gervais has tagged her, is upset that her brand new designer…
Read full storyWe'll win back our place in British hearts by winning Olympic two-man bobsleigh gold, say Meghan and Harry
Underfire royals, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle last night roared out a defiant message to the British people that they would once again become the Duke and Duchess of hearts by winning a gold medal for Great Britain in the next winter Olympic Games…
Read full story"El Chapo" Spotted At A McDonald’s Drive-Thru In Louisiana
BAYOU FUFU, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News, has just reported that the notorious drug lord Joaquin Archivaldo Guzman Loera, better Known as “El Chapo” was reportedly seen in line at a drive-thru window at a McDonald’s in Bayou Fufu, Louis…
Read full storyThe Santa Ana Winds in California Are So Strong, They’re Picking Up Boulders The Size of Hyundai Elantras
BUENAS NOCHES, California – (Satire News) – Some of the state’s most veteran meteorologists are shaking their heads in disbelief as some of the Santa Ana Winds have been clocked at 103 mph. One long-time jalapeno farmer, Gunther Hoodhilly, 83, who…
Read full storyFacebook And Twitter Ban The Road Runner
BILLINGSGATE POST: If Wile E Biden had his way, the Trump Runner would be banned from Planet Earth - and beyond. It’s nightfall in the Sonoran Desert. For as long as anyone can remember, when the relentless sun goes down, falling below the horiz…
Read full story"GREETINGS EARTHLING" - Transcripts of alien conversations released by CIA and FBI
BILLINGSGATE POST: Lately, there has been much conversation concerning Unidentified Flying Objects. After a full investigation by various intelligence agencies, the following report, including the transcript of an alien conversation, was just declas…
Read full storyRussian scientists discover formula for shrinking people: Reports say hordes of tiny Russian agents will be in the US soon!
An anonymous source in Russia has reported that after years of trial and error, scientists have discovered a formula that can shrink an average human down to almost microscopic size. The source also reports that over 10,000 members of the Russian…
Read full storyThe Kentucky Derby Is Moving To Delaware
LOUISVILLE – (Sports Satire) – In an announcement that has sent shock waves throughout the world of thoroughbred racing, the Kentucky Derby Rules & Regulations Committee, has issued a statement that the old Granddaddy of Horse Racing will be leav…
Read full storyYou Won’t Believe Why Oklahoma Has Outlawed Ribbed Condoms
OKLAHOMA CITY – (Satire News) – After receiving thousands of complaints in emails, text messages, Instagrams, and phone calls, the Oklahoma state legislature has voted to ban ribbed condoms by a vote of 57 to 43. State Senator Barkston F. Goldensi…
Read full storyNBA Hall of Famer's "Shaq’s Pizza Shack" Is Forced To Shut Down
REDONDO BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of the Left Coast is that Shaq’s Pizza Shack has been ordered to close by the California State Inspectatorial Agency. CSIA inspector Rusty Tzatsiki, no relation to famed gynecologist Z…
Read full storySouthwest Airlines Is Going To Add On-Board Cage Matches
DALLAS – (Satire News) - Southwest Airlines has informed the flying public that they have decided to combine air travel with sports and they’ve decided to add on-board cage matches on most flights. Southwest said that due to the recent 710% incre…
Read full storyHurricane Season is Here and The Plywood State of Florida is Already Stocking Up on Plywood, Flashlight Batteries, and Tequila
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – Well ladies and gentleman, it has rolled in once again, and the scramble will soon begin. Those two dreaded words – Hurricane Season, are now upon us, like Philadelphia Cream Cheese on a bagel. Weathermen…
Read full storyDonald Trump Denies That He Is a Card-Carrying Member of The U.S. Nazi Federation
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – D.J. Trump appeared with his all-time favorite news host, Maria Bartiromo and told her that he has no idea where the rumor came from, but he is not now, nor has he ever been a member of the U.S. Nazi Federation. Bar…
Read full storyBrooklyn Crime Family Member Garbanzo Goombalini Has Agreed To Run Against Marjorie Taylor Greene
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The head of an infamous Brooklyn crime family, Salvatore Goombalini, has just announced that he has chosen his younger brother Garbanzo Goombalini, to run against Marjorie Taylor Greene, who he calls one of the meanest, nas…
Read full storyBig Pharma Achieves Herd Immunity from Liability for COVID Vaccine-Related Injury
Thanks to 1986 legislation severely limiting pharmaceutical companies’ liability for vaccine-related injuries, coupled with new legislation completely immunizing manufacturers of COVID-19 vaccines from legal liability, Big Pharma triumphantly reporte…
Read full storyIn a shocking twist, aliens say humans don't exist!
As we anticipate the official congressional report in a few days, in-the-know government sources have leaked large segments of the report. The news is shocking beyond anything anyone imagined! We've learned that ET spokespersons have been communic…
Read full storyWest Virginia Outlaws Ass Cheek-Showing Short Shorts
CHARLESTON, West Virginia – (Satire News) – The West Virginia Puritan Association is bragging about the fact that they have finally been successful in getting the West Virginia legislature to ban ass cheek-showing short shorts. WVPA Assistant Vice…
Read full storyRomeo/Juliet: Hoffa Grandson Marries a Rockefeller
James A. Hoffa, 22, grandson of long-time teamster union president Jimmy Hoffa, married Alice Rockefeller IV, 20, this morning at the local city hall, with two janitors as witnesses. Both the Hoffa and Rockefeller families had publicly disavowed…
Read full storyA Radarman Aboard The USS Marilyn Monroe Reveals That The Recent UFO’s Are From The Planet Uranus
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Pentagon is keeping very hush-hush, the dozens of unidentified flying objects sightings, that have occurred just in the last month. One American battleship, The USS Marilyn Monroe reported spotting 7 UFO’s in…
Read full storyKim Jong-un Says He Is Fed Up With These Skinny, Anorexic-Looking K-Pop Boy Bands
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The leader of North Korea, recently told CNN’s Anderson Cooper that he cannot stand these K-Pop boy bands that seem to be on every street corner. King Jong-un said that most of the skinny, anorexic band mem…
Read full storyTruth is Revealed: COVID Scare was ploy to disguise aliens among us
Many people are in a state of shock today after a righteous whistle-blower blew the lid of a plot hatched by our government and a particular alien species known as the Wembleys. The Wembleys' home planet has not been disclosed, but their appearan…
Read full storyWan-Kin-Dik, Jaggedone's 95-year-old personal rickshaw puller is reincarnated
After 25 years of personally pulling Sir Jaggedone around in his rickety rickshaw, the sad news came as the lazy tosser, alias JO, was busy picking his nose and scratching his rear-end in a downtown bar in Beijing surrounded by 85-year-old nympho-Vol…
Read full storyThe New York Jets Have Decided To Change Their Team Uniform Colors And Possibly Move To San Antonio
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the Jets hierarchy says that after the team’s dismal (2-14) record last year, the powers-that-be feel that they have to make a drastic change. Spokesperson Zeke Weatherwine, 91, said that severa…
Read full storyLeBron James Announces His Post Basketball Political Plans
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – After much speculation, Los Angeles Laker super star, LeBron James has finally let the cat out of the bag, regarding his political plans once he decides to walk away from the world of the round ball. LeBron and his…
Read full storyVice-President Kamala Harris Says That The Turncoat, Traitor Senator Joe Manchin Needs To Stop Acting Like a Pu$$y and Resign
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News is reporting that Vice-President Harris has more cojones than Joe Manchin, Mitch McConnell, Matt Gaetz, and Kevin McCarthy combined. Nancy Pelosi and Ricky Gervais totally agree with that statemen…
Read full storyEl Chapo’s Stunningly Beautiful Wife Enters Into a Plea Bargain Deal
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reporter Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News, has been following the life of El Chapo’s wife, ever since she won The Tequila & Papaya Festival beauty pageant at the age of 17, in 2007, in Mexico. Miss Fiddle…
Read full storyPresident Biden Has Hired Paula Deen To Cook For President Obama’s 60th White House Birthday Bash
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe-Express newspaper has just announced that President Biden has contracted cooking show maven, Paula Deen, who is back in everyone’s good graces, to cook for President Barack Obama’s 60th birthday…
Read full storyUS- Mexico Border Wall Inspectors Find That Beavers Are Eating The Friggin’ Wall
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Satire News) – US Border Patrol inspectors have learned that unruly beavers are causing tremendous damage to “El Trumpo’s Wall,” as it is known throughout Mexico, Central America, and South America. BP Agent Zeke Carpenwinkle, 2…
Read full storyMrs. Mitch McConnell Has Had It With Mitch And She Wants a Divorce Pronto!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind and The Washington Globe-Express are both reporting that the wife of Senator Mitch McConnell, Elaine Chao, is totally fed up with her husband’s political antics and shady shenanigans and she w…
Read full storyJeeves and Bertie Wooster, reincarnated in the distorted mind of Jaggedone, bang on his bonce once again from beyond!
Attempting to sleep at full moon is bad enough, but when Bertie Wooster and his eccentric butler, Jeeves, come flying into one's cerebral cortex, one can only listen! "By golly, you rascal Jeeves, was you really invited to that scoundrel's third…
Read full storyFuturist predicts we’ll soon travel by hovering in place while Earth rotates
Futurist Ray Kurzweil yesterday predicted that anti-gravity technology will be mainstream by 2050, and that we will be using the technology for 99.9% of travel around the planet. Kurzweil unveiled his ideas at the annual conference sponsored by hi…
Read full storyA UFO Lands in Alabama – And Locals Almost Completely Strip It In Just 8 Minutes
CHITLINS CREEK, Alabama – (Satire News) – Several residents of Chitlins Creek, reported seeing a red, yellow, and white space ship land in Farmer Filbern Fairquill’s cotton field. The Bucknox twins, Foley and Fryus, 27, said they were out stealing…
Read full storyBiden Dog Graduates From Trump University
With a Bachelor of Arfs degree, President Biden’s dog Major graduated from Trump University and is now allowed to move back into the White House. However, the Secret Service people have their fingers crossed and tree climbing running shoes on while M…
Read full storyDylan Thomas, Welsh great poet, once visited Jaggedone's distorted cerebral cortex, and left a 'pea' of a poem in it!
UFO's, not the type ex-Man United footy player, Chris Smalling, observed landing in his teapot, but in the Mad Hatter's, also frequent the balding head of infamous spoofer, Jaggedone. Mysteries of the poet's minds are sometimes unraveled there, an…
Read full storyDonald Trump Celebrated His 75th Birthday With an Elaborate Masquerade Party at Mar-a-Lago
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that citizen Donald Johnny Trump had a 75th birthday bash to end all birthday bashes at his Mar-a-Lago digs. BuzzFuzz reporter, Taffeta Kixx, remarked that she was the only Democrat invited to…
Read full storyThoroughbred Race Horse Trainer Bob Baffert Has Agreed To Star In His Own Reality TV Show Titled “Horsing Around With Bob Baffert”
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – Like they say, when one horse stable door closes, another one opens. The legendary horse trainer Bob Baffert, who was suspended from racing for two years, has just signed with the Bravisimo Network to star…
Read full storyDumped Again! Spoofer, Now 91, Rebuffed by Miss America, 92
Atlantic City, New Jersey. Woof Bluster reporting with a SINful report for Spoof International News. Word has reached the HQ for the Miss America Pageant that a contestant in the pageant 70 years ago has upheld her Miss America contract by refusing t…
Read full storyTrillions of Cicadas Have Totally Blanketed Rhode Island
ELEANOR RIGBY – Rhode Island - (Satire News) – After being in hiding for 17 years the dreaded Stipalacocksolosis has emerged from hibernation with a vengeful vengeance. Insect scientists have been warning that the infamous cicadas were going to ar…
Read full storyCristiano Ronaldo Explains The Coca-Cola Bottles Incident
EURO 2021 – (Sports Satire) – Reports are that the Coca-Cola Company is very upset with Juventus Football Club forward Cristiano dos Santos Aveiro Ronaldo, for taking two bottles of the soft drink and pouring them on a reporter with Russia’s national…
Read full storyA Confused Caitlyn Jenner Is Having a Sex Change Operation – She'll Become a Guy Again
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kris Jenner recently told "The View's" Whoopi Goldberg, that her ex-husband and now soon-to-be ex-husband-wife-husband is perhaps the most effed up guy-gal in America. Mama Jenner said that Caitlyn recently told his BFF…
Read full storyTrump thwarted multiple sexual advances by pillow guy Mike Lindell
Pillow Guy Mike Lindell has had a few problems as of late, mostly legal and personal in nature it seems. The latest of his problems to come to light is he seems to have a physical attraction to former president Donald J. Trump. An observer close t…
Read full storyTrump Says He Hates Mitch McConnell and Bill Barr More Than He Hates His Hemorrhoids
NORWEGIAN WOOD, Kentucky – (Satire News) – Donald Trump spoke before a crowd of 17, in the parking lot of the local Walmart. He told the crowd of shoppers that he will never ride off into the sunset the way losers like Marco Rubio, Carly Fiorina,…
Read full storyMitch McConnell’s Birthday Gift To Donald J. Trump Will Surprise You
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell surprised his BFF and part-time boyfriend Donald Johnny Trump with a very appropriate birthday gift. McConnell, who looks like a cross between a Galapagos turtle…
Read full storyBoxing Champ Mike Tyson Says He's Going To Go To College and Get a Gynecological Degree
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the greatest fighters to ever strap on a pair of boxing gloves has just told the sports media that he is going to enroll in college. “Iron” Mike Tyson, who had more first round knock-outs than anyone in boxin…
Read full storyBiden invites spoofers Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to White House for pow wow
President Biden surprised more than a few people today when he issued invitations to two top spoofers known as Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to meet with him at the White House. Asked his reasoning, Biden said “It’s time we get up close and perso…
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