ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) – After months of speculation, concern, worry, and downright confusion due to the Coronavirus, the NBA balls are now bouncing at the Orlando Bubble.
NBA Commissioner Adam "Hi Yo" Silver remarked that it is good to see all of the super tall players finally get out on the court, and do what they do best, and that’s trash talk.
The commissioner pointed out that he has asked every player to please try and not do so much trash talking.
He commented that the new extremely sensitive network microphones can detect the slightest sound from a distance of two football fields, or 600 feet, away.
Silver wants to make it abundantly clear that he will no longer tolerate any use of the following lettered words; the F, the B, the N, the P, and especially the K.
Commissioner Silver was very proud to see that every single NBA player, coach, and cheerleader, totally ignored the racist wishes of the avowed "Divider-in-Chief," and took a knee.
POTUS recently told press secretary Kayleigh McEnany that he wants to deport every NBA player back to Zimbabwe, Greece, Iceland, Pisagovia, China, and Macadamia.
The first post C-19 NBA game, ended with the Utah Jazz defeating the New Orleans Pelicans by a score of 106 to 104. A time out was called late in the third quarter when a rhino somehow ran onto the court.
