Funny story: Man Went To Funeral, Just To 'Get Out Of The House'

Man Went To Funeral, Just To 'Get Out Of The House'

A man who has been suffering mental torture during the Coronavirus Lockdown, has told how he was so desperate for a chance to get out of his own house this morning, that he decided to go to the funeral of a woman he had never heard of. Moys Kenwoo…

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Funny story: Trump: Delay The Election

Trump: Delay The Election

Nose diving in the polls, Trump's plan for winning the election is to delay the 2020 Presidential election until 2024. However, being more realistic than her husband, Be Best has started packing. Always poor in numbers, like 1 plus 1 = 2, Trump is…

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Funny story: Two blokes in their seventies are the only applicants for a job

Two blokes in their seventies are the only applicants for a job

Mr Ray Ving and Shenstone Fotherington are the only applicants for a job in Middle Management in Mithering on Trent's accountants. The two men, who are both well past their prime and retirement ages, bring a wealth of experience with them, but als…

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Funny story: All of Donald Trump's reasons and excuses for wanting to postpone the election

All of Donald Trump's reasons and excuses for wanting to postpone the election

In a surprising revelation, it has emerged that Donald Trump wants to push back the date for the 2020 US presidential election. We cannot possibly know the full reason why the power-hungry multi-millionaire would want to hang onto power for a few mor…

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Funny story: Veteran Coupon Collector finally achieves his goal

Veteran Coupon Collector finally achieves his goal

For most of us, loyalty cards have become a way of life. The majority of us think nothing of adding a few points to our Nectar Card when we shop, or tot up Air-Miles as we browse the internet. So when Charlie Dribbler achieved his goal, the entire…

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Funny story: JÜrgen Klopp rings up Sir Alex Ferguson at 03.00 AM to ask how he can win another 20 Premier League titles!

JÜrgen Klopp rings up Sir Alex Ferguson at 03.00 AM to ask how he can win another 20 Premier League titles!

(UNEDITED) Liverpool FC manager, Juergen Klopp, has a dilemma after winning the Premier League title with his team for the first time in 30 years. Drunk and disorderly after a binge-booze party with his players suddenly had a brilliant idea to ask so…

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Funny story: Parents more ashamed of their son's music taste than his appearance on Naked Attraction

Parents more ashamed of their son's music taste than his appearance on Naked Attraction

John and Cynthia Worthington have an interesting relationship with son, John Jnr. The erstwhile entrepreneur and influencer doesn't have a cutting edge taste in music, fashion or style, doesn't know what the kids his age are doing, and is spiritua…

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Funny story: Man Does Something Very, Very Stupid Indeed

Man Does Something Very, Very Stupid Indeed

We've all done something a bit silly in the past, something embarrassing, or something we're ever-so-slightly ashamed of, and that was exactly what happened to one man earlier today, when he did something very, very stupid indeed. Moys Kenwood, 57…

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Funny story: Hunger charity focuses on brunch

Hunger charity focuses on brunch

Millions of people struggle to find enough food to feed themselves, particularly in the Third World. Philanthropist Geoff Tool believes he knows the answer. "When I heard about how much starvation still exists in the world, I was saddened," he sai…

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Funny story: Wind blew so hard, it gave man a middle parting

Wind blew so hard, it gave man a middle parting

After a weekend of unseasonable gusty weather, it's been revealed that the wind was so strong in one part of the country, that it blew one man's hair into a middle parting. Russell Bonkers was on his way to the barber shop near where he lives in S…

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Funny story: Stonehenge mystery finally solved

Stonehenge mystery finally solved

The origin of the giant sarsen stones at Stonehenge has finally been discovered. "Everything we thought we knew has been wrong," English Heritage's Mike Ockup told us. "For centuries, we thought that these stones were the work of our ancestors in…

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors

Kate Gosselin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors

READING, Pennsylvania – (Gossip News) - Kate Gosselin was asked by a writer for Better Homes and Gardens Magazine about the rumor that she is presently with child. Gosselin, who ex-boyfriend, Steven Tyler, once described as “Kate The Great”, put d…

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says That She Does Not Want Her Sexual Preference To Have An Affect on Her Record Sales

Miley Cyrus Says That She Does Not Want Her Sexual Preference To Have An Affect on Her Record Sales

LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - Miley Cyrus recently told Don Lemon, on CNN, that, regarding her sexual preference, she had been all over the sexualalistic map. She added that she had been here, and there, and way over yonder. Lemon asked her t…

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Funny story: Fears of a Second Covid19 pandemic are being started

Fears of a Second Covid19 pandemic are being started

Following the disappointing spring pandemic of Covid19, the mass media are stoking fear that a second wave could be launched within just weeks. The BBC and Sky news, especially, are wanting to spread panic and fear amongst the population. But what…

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Funny story: The Hallmark Channel Promises To Show Movies That Don’t Have Christmas Trees, Snow, and Perfect-Looking People

The Hallmark Channel Promises To Show Movies That Don’t Have Christmas Trees, Snow, and Perfect-Looking People

NEW YORK CITY – (Spoof Entertainment Satire) - After being told by several prominent movie critics that all of the Hallmark Channel movies look and sound the same, the popular network has decided to make some changes. Noted film critic, Gunther Mi…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Dodgers and The Houston Astros Get Into A Bench-Clearing Brawl

The Los Angeles Dodgers and The Houston Astros Get Into A Bench-Clearing Brawl

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - As anyone who knows anything about baseball knows, the rivalry between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Houston Astros has recently escalated to stratospheric heights. It began years ago with the Wife-Stealing Scandal, b…

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Funny story: Neil Young Says President Trump Needs to Stop Stealing His Creative Work

Neil Young Says President Trump Needs to Stop Stealing His Creative Work

LOS ANGELES – (Music Satire) - Neil Young, a singer-songwriter, who gained fame back in the 1970s with the heavy-partying band, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young, is fed up with President Trump’s unmitigated, downright stealing of his creative work.

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Funny story: A North Korean Satellite Has Landed in a Kansas Cornfield

A North Korean Satellite Has Landed in a Kansas Cornfield

WICHITA, Kansas – (Spoof News) - A corn farmer, whose farm is located seven miles west of Wichita, has informed the local authorities about a strange-as-hell happening. Max Wafer, 63, told a reporter with Fox News, that as he was rotating the crop…

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Funny story: Memorials Proposed for the Late President Trump

Memorials Proposed for the Late President Trump

Washington, D. C. A contrite Woof Blister reporting for SOP - Spoof On Politics. [Dateline blurred, but probably some years from now.] Solely Exclusive to The Spoof. This reporter, often a vocal and often inane critic of President Donald J. Trump, h…

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Says Superman, James Bond, Should Be Black

Black Lives Matter Says Superman, James Bond, Should Be Black

The world of entertainment was in a virtual state of flux this evening, after the Black Lives Matter organization announced their intention to protest over what they are calling, racist stereotypes in the field of acting. Primary targets within BL…

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