Funny story: Train Guard Denies Being Whistleblower

Train Guard Denies Being Whistleblower

A train guard on one of Britain's busiest train services, is tonight at the centre of a controversy in which a woman passenger suffered temporary deafness when, she says, he blew his whistle right in her ear. The trouble started when Jennifer Spad…

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Funny story: “Stupid People May Not Know It,” Said Trump

“Stupid People May Not Know It,” Said Trump

What? Is Trump saying he’s smart and he knows something? He's superior? Suggesting he isn’t the stupid one? Stupid is the other? A reporter asked, "Why do you say Mail-In voting is fraudulent?" Trump reply, “Stupid people may not know this…”…

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Funny story: Uncontacted tribe found in Australian outback

Uncontacted tribe found in Australian outback

A tribe of primitive people has been discovered in the middle of Australia. Prospector Bruce Minogue found the group while exploring the vast empty expanse north of Swollen Plums in Western Australia. "It was a surprise all right," drawled Bruce.

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Funny story: Masochist who hates the Geordie accent now only watching episodes of Vera

Masochist who hates the Geordie accent now only watching episodes of Vera

Derek 'Two Chins' Metcalfe, who is both a masochist and has a deep pathological dislike of the Geordie accent, is now only watching repeats of Vera on television. 'Of course, sometimes I watch Auf Wiedersehn, Pet as well, but for the comedy more t…

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Funny story: Will Coffee Shop still respect my loyalty card?

Will Coffee Shop still respect my loyalty card?

"It may seem like a trivial matter in these days of Coronavirus, and endless repeats of Line of Duty, but will my favourite coffee shop still respect my loyalty cards?" asks a local teenager. Chutney on the Fritz's most famous fourteen-year-old wi…

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Funny story: US Presidential Election To Be Held Early

US Presidential Election To Be Held Early

News is just emerging from several sources in Washington that, in contrast to the proposals put forward by President Donald Trump that this November's presidential election might be delayed, it might be necessary to go to the polls early. Maybe ev…

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Funny story: Spoof writer isn't really giving it his all

Spoof writer isn't really giving it his all

A frequent contributor to the satirical news and parody website, The Spoof, has confessed that he isn't really making that much effort when he writes his stories. Harold Meaner says he feels that he is barely going through the motions, treading wa…

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Funny story: Crowds throng to beaches ... except Skegness

Crowds throng to beaches ... except Skegness

With the onset of record-breaking sunshine, the people of the UK have ignored Government advice, and have squeezed themselves onto overcrowded beaches. St. Mawes in Cornwall (normal population 1000), recently voted Britain's Best Beach, has seen…

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Funny story: ‘Jungle Boogie’ Number One Song in the US for the 2,441st Straight Week

‘Jungle Boogie’ Number One Song in the US for the 2,441st Straight Week

Kool and the Gang’s 1973 funk classic, ‘Jungle Boogie’, is once again the number one song in the US. This marks 2,441 straight weeks at the top spot. This has long since surpassed the previous record-holder, Conway Twitty’s ‘It’s Only Make Believe’,…

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Funny story: Survey: 43% of People Working at Home for the Lockdown Left Out a Gallon of Milk in their Cubicle

Survey: 43% of People Working at Home for the Lockdown Left Out a Gallon of Milk in their Cubicle

A new Gallup Poll shows that 43% of employees working from home for the Covid-19 lockdown left a gallon of milk sitting out on their desk back in the office. The milk, with an average expiration date of March 28, is just starting to go bad. In ad…

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Funny story: Clematis Wilt Fan still has listened to week long opus Boris Broke the Music Box

Clematis Wilt Fan still has listened to week long opus Boris Broke the Music Box

Prog Rock fan Basil Smythe from Basingstoke, still hasn't listened to the week-long musical epic Boris Broke the Music Box by little-remembered rock band Clematis Wilt, despite the country now entering its fifth month of lock-down. 'Yes, I know, i…

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Funny story: A federal judge has dismissed President’s Trump law suit challenging the result of the future November election

A federal judge has dismissed President’s Trump law suit challenging the result of the future November election

The US President petitioned the court to reject the outcome of the election if he loses, on the ground that any result which does not see him re-elected “must be fraudulent”. Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Guilliani, argued that the November 2020 election w…

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Funny story: July Lockdown More Complicated Than Ever

July Lockdown More Complicated Than Ever

It's finally happened. The expectation that there would be a resurgence of the Covid-19 epidemic has begun, and Prime Minister Boris Johnson has appeared on lunchtime television to announce further confusion for the public. In his well-rehearsed s…

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Funny story: President Trump's Bone Spurs Are Clearly Getting Worse

President Trump's Bone Spurs Are Clearly Getting Worse

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Everyone knows that the president avoided having to go to Vietnam by falsely claiming that he had bone spurs, which, as everyone knows, was a totally fabricated lie. But, as the saying goes, be careful what you w…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway’s Anti-Trump Daughter is Back and With a Vengeance!

Kellyanne Conway’s Anti-Trump Daughter is Back and With a Vengeance!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The president’s chief counsel and head adviser has just learned that her daughter, Claudia, is back attacking DJT with an unrelenting vengeance. Young Claudia recently had her cell phone taken away by her mommy, be…

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Funny story: Many People Are Saying That Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Both Sweating Up a Storm

Many People Are Saying That Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Both Sweating Up a Storm

NEW YORK CITY – (Television Satire) - Now that Ed Henry has been fired from Fox News for a medley of inappropriate sexual harassment charges, insiders are saying that Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson will soon be exiting the Fox revolving door as well…

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Funny story: The Utah Jazz and The New Orleans Pelicans Finally Kick The NBA Season Off With Every Single Player and Coach Kneeling

The Utah Jazz and The New Orleans Pelicans Finally Kick The NBA Season Off With Every Single Player and Coach Kneeling

ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) – After months of speculation, concern, worry, and downright confusion due to the Coronavirus, the NBA balls are now bouncing at the Orlando Bubble. NBA Commissioner Adam "Hi Yo" Silver remarked that it is good t…

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Funny story: Airline Passengers in Denver Are Stranded on the Airport Loading Ramp Ladder for Three Hours

Airline Passengers in Denver Are Stranded on the Airport Loading Ramp Ladder for Three Hours

DENVER – (Spoof News) - American Airlines has apologized to 34 passengers who were left stranded on a John and Bob Denver International Airport loading ramp ladder for a little over three hours. The passengers were apparently told to board the ram…

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Funny story: Brazil Has Filed A Lawsuit Against Jeff Bezos - The Richest Man in the World

Brazil Has Filed A Lawsuit Against Jeff Bezos - The Richest Man in the World

NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) - Jeff Bezos, who is the richest man in the world, has just received notice that he is being sued. The government of Brazil has informed Mr. Bezos that they do not appreciate him infringing on the Amazon name. They i…

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Funny story: Man Turns Whistleblower

Man Turns Whistleblower

A man has been removed from his lucrative supervisory position in a top toy company after he turned whistle-blower, much to the anger of its senior executives. Ben Blower, of Dudley, who stands 6 feet 3 inches tall, had worked at Whistler Toys for…

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Funny story: Why are right-wingers such fervent conspiracy nuts?

Why are right-wingers such fervent conspiracy nuts?

Conspiracy theories have been around since before the age of mass communication. In fact, before the days of printed media, the conspiracy theory was often the only way of learning about the latest worldwide events. In the 14th century, most Briti…

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