Melania Trump Has Just Agreed to Do a 2021 Daisy Duke’s Short Shorts Calendar

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 16 July 2020

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Melania recently revealed to her BFF Meghan Markle that the President hasn't touched her body in over 3 years.

NEW YORK CITY – The First Lady, who was a model before she was snatched up by Donald Trump, recently met with Mature Woman Magazine.

The magazine caters to females who are 40 and over. Melly recently turned 50, but looks 40, especially when she is sitting out by the White House pool in her skimpy bikini swimsuit.

The magazine's yearly calendar has featured such noted female celebs as Sofia Vergara, who did a serape layout, Elizabeth Hurley, who did a Manchester United uniform layout, and Little Bush Van Willow, who did a Chippewa loincloth layout.

Melania remarked that her calendar will feature her in 12 different poses, including one of her in front of General Stonewall Jackson's Confederate statue located in downtown Providence, Rhode Island.

She said that all the proceeds from the calendar sales will be placed in son Barron's college fund.

She was asked what her husband, the President thinks about her posing in skimpy short shorts.

Melania giggled and said the President just told her to make sure that no perverted predator tries to grab her by the humdinger.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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