Funny story: Stupid Baby Name Update

Stupid Baby Name Update

A baby boy who was born early on Monday morning and whose teenaged parents saddled it with a stupid name, has, this morning, been given another name, or rather, he's been re-named, with an even more stupid and particularly obscure name from the world…

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Funny story: The NBA Now Says That The Balls May Not Be Bouncing Like They Had Planned

The NBA Now Says That The Balls May Not Be Bouncing Like They Had Planned

NEW YORK CITY – The commissioner of the NBA has just put out some bad news for pro basketball hungry fans. Adam Silver told Sports Balls Illustrated that because of the Coronavirus numbers on the rise, the NBA season may be scrapped. One die-ha…

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Funny story: Pele, The Hall of Fame Brazilian Soccer Player, Has Just Been Named President of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

Pele, The Hall of Fame Brazilian Soccer Player, Has Just Been Named President of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

SAO PAULO, Brazil – One of the greatest soccer players to ever kick a soccer ball, has just become the president of one of Brazil’s most prestigious soccer teams. The owner of the Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Senor Ricardo de Ricardo, is thrilled t…

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Funny story: Daring Social Media Maverick Re-posts "Banned" Graphic on Facebook

Daring Social Media Maverick Re-posts "Banned" Graphic on Facebook

House wife and self declared internet crusader, Betsy Mcflangerhanger, recently re-posted a graphic that came up on her news feed despite the graphic's warning that it had been removed from Facebook. Mrs. McFlangerhanger described the moment she…

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Funny story: Battle of Britain remembered

Battle of Britain remembered

Journalists invaded care homes throughout the UK today, to track down surviving servicemen from the Second World War, to wring their brains for stories about the Battle of Britain that they forgot since they last asked about them, this time last year…

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Funny story: The U.S. Supreme Court Has Ruled 7-2 That President Trump Has To Release His Tax Records

The U.S. Supreme Court Has Ruled 7-2 That President Trump Has To Release His Tax Records

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that all Democrats are loving, and about which most Republicans are saying WTF, the highest court in the land has thumbed their noses up at Trump. The Trumpster is fit to be tied, and has already worked overtime tweeti…

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Funny story: Writer Has Day Off From Writing Meaningless Stories

Writer Has Day Off From Writing Meaningless Stories

A man who recently became so fed up of reading bland, humorless stories on a satirical news website to which he contributes, that he decided to inundate it with tripe of his own, along the same lines, has taken a day off today. Harold Meaner, an i…

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Funny story: Dutch woman attempts to get her pizza dough rising with Viagra!

Dutch woman attempts to get her pizza dough rising with Viagra!

Coming from a flat-as-a-pancake nation can have strange effects on Dutch people getting things to rise above sea-level! One Dutch woman, Yolanda Pannekoeken, who continually, desperately attempts to get her pizza dough to rise, has turned to radic…

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Funny story: 50% off meals will reinvigorate hospitality sector - but lardy lockdown bingers fear meals will simply be half size

50% off meals will reinvigorate hospitality sector - but lardy lockdown bingers fear meals will simply be half size

The government's post-Coronavirus strategy will support ailing restaurants and tackle the lockdown binging obesity crisis by providing half a meal, at full price, for fatties. ‘This government isn’t going to sit on its arse, we’ve got an appetit…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Never, Ever Get The Coronavirus

President Trump Says He Will Never, Ever Get The Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY – The President flew into New York City to make a special appearance on the Sean Hannity Show. Trump informed Hannity that he will never, ever come down with the Chinese Checker Coronavirus King Kong Flu. He was asked how in the w…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Mandates That All Balls Must be Sprayed with Lysol Before Every Pitch

Major League Baseball Mandates That All Balls Must be Sprayed with Lysol Before Every Pitch

NEW YORK CITY – A spokesperson for MLB has issued a new official directive. When the season starts, each and every baseball must be sprayed with Lysol Disinfectant before each and every pitch. MLB points out that failure to comply with this direct…

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Funny story: Pussy Riot To Donate All The Profits From Their New Song To An Excellent Cause

Pussy Riot To Donate All The Profits From Their New Song To An Excellent Cause

LOS ANGELES – The all-girl Russian band, who hate President Putin more than cavemen hated taking baths, has just released their latest song titled, “Damnit, Where The Hell Did All These Friggin' Racists Come From?" Pussy Riot was recently honored…

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Funny story: Man Asked Girl What She Was Looking At

Man Asked Girl What She Was Looking At

A man who was sitting talking to his wife in their shop next to their house this morning, suddenly became aware he was being stared at by one of his step-daughter's teenage friends, and asked her what she was looking at. Moys Kenwood, 57, was deep…

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