Funny story: Crusader Rabbit: Can He Save America?

Crusader Rabbit: Can He Save America?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Crusader Rabbit was viewed as a crusading knight of the Don Quixote school. Politically, he was somewhat left of Dudley Do-Right, but considerably right of Heckle and Jeckle. He was an important part of the cultural landscape a...

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Funny story: Severely Dehydrated Local Man Suffering Mid-Life Crisis Screams That He Doesn't Want To Waste His Life Mowing Lawns Anymore

Severely Dehydrated Local Man Suffering Mid-Life Crisis Screams That He Doesn't Want To Waste His Life Mowing Lawns Anymore

Platteville, Wisconsin. Profoundly loaded with PTSD and tons of irreversible emotional baggage from his highly traumatizing 56 minutes of mowing a quarter-mile stretch of lawn at Excel Brushworks Inc., 44-year-old part-time janitor Luke Wesley despe…

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Funny story: Mike Pence Dumps Donald Trump To Run For President

Mike Pence Dumps Donald Trump To Run For President

Mike Pence, the yawning white-haired guy who is always standing behind Donald Trump, trying to stay awake or hold his breath, announced he was going to go for it! Mike Pence would quit as Donald Trump’s Vice President and run for the nomination and t…

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Funny story: Tokyo's Olympic Sex Doll Mascots Are Very Deflated

Tokyo's Olympic Sex Doll Mascots Are Very Deflated

Tokyo, Japan - The 14-foot-tall Olympic sex doll mascots, Kinki and Minki, are very depressed about the Games being cancelled this summer, and moved back to 2021. "They won't even wear their volleyball bikinis!" explained Titzi Wowi, the mascots'…

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Funny story: What did his teachers think?

What did his teachers think?

Here is Donald Trump's school report, written by supply teacher, Mr Finknottle, when the Donald was young. 'Donald Trump is an interesting character. He has the best words. All the good words. He is Mummy's special little soldier. However, he has…

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Funny story: Couple not going to the pub, because there is a bit of a drizzle in the air

Couple not going to the pub, because there is a bit of a drizzle in the air

Gary and Lorraine Johnson had been looking forward to a night in the pub for months, and now that they can go out to pub places again, they didn't, because Gary noticed there was 'a bit of moisture in the air'. 'I was really looking forward to get…

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Funny story: Ghislaine Maxwell Denies Meeting President Trump (And Other Denials)

Ghislaine Maxwell Denies Meeting President Trump (And Other Denials)

There were denials and counter-denials aplenty today, as Ghislaine Maxwell, the former girlfriend of sex pest, Jeffrey Epstein, crept out from under a stone to face an investigation into her own role in the shenanigans. In the last few days, Presi…

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Funny story: Washington Redskins rename and are now called Washington Tomato-Skins!

Washington Redskins rename and are now called Washington Tomato-Skins!

There are no stones left to be turned over ever since the BLM movement sped round the planet like Concorde did many years ago. Anything that resembles color, ethnic background, ethnic minorities, or race-related events, is now being exposed, and that…

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Funny story: Thanksgiving Celebrations Well Underway

Thanksgiving Celebrations Well Underway

It may not seem that long since we all enjoyed the merriment of Thanksgiving, but it's crept up on us all again, and, later today, families across the generations in the US will be gathering together to partake of the traditional annual 4th of July T...

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Funny story: COVID-19 Could Mean Lock-Down for Six More Years

COVID-19 Could Mean Lock-Down for Six More Years

WASHINGTON DC - The World Health Organization (WHO) has issued an Urgent Situation Update for the Coronavirus Pandemic. The top WHO official, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, warned nations that "the worst is yet to come." Much of the concern came…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Never Met Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell – Hmmm, Photos Don't Lie

Donald Trump Says He Never Met Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell – Hmmm, Photos Don't Lie

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President of the United States has again shown that he is addicted to lying. As many have said, the man could not tell the truth if he was offered 50 Big Macs. His brain is programmed to lie, lie, lie, and lie a whole bun…

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Funny story: President Trump Plans to Remove Theodore Roosevelt From Mount Rushmore and Replace Him with Himself

President Trump Plans to Remove Theodore Roosevelt From Mount Rushmore and Replace Him with Himself

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has informed the news media about Trump’s latest Mount Rushmore idea. The President, who is, perhaps, the most conceited individual since tennis player, John McEnroe, will sign a presidential executive orde…

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Funny story: Residents of Trump Tower are Demanding That The Statue of Donald Trump Be Removed From the Lobby

Residents of Trump Tower are Demanding That The Statue of Donald Trump Be Removed From the Lobby

NEW YORK CITY – More than 200 residents who reside in Trump Tower say that they are sick and tired of having to view the 15-foot-tall statue of Donald Trump that sits in the building’s lobby. They say that it looks stupid, with Trump holding a nin…

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Funny story: The Washington Redskins Owner is Furious – Says He’ll Move the Team Before He Changes the Name

The Washington Redskins Owner is Furious – Says He’ll Move the Team Before He Changes the Name

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The NFL owner of the Washington Redskins, Daniel Snyder, alias The Stubborn-as-Hell Fella, has said that he is furious, and he will never change the name of his team. He remarked that he will move the team to another city before…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr’s., Girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Just Tested Positive For the Coronavirus

Donald Trump Jr’s., Girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Just Tested Positive For the Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The entire Trump klan has refused to wear the medical masks like every intelligent human being in the nation is doing. DJT thinks that he is immune, simply because he is rich, handsome, a Republican, and the Electoral College pr…

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Funny story: Trump On Mount Rushmore, Too

Trump On Mount Rushmore, Too

Trump knows he can never receive a Nobel Peace Prize, but thinks he can get his head added to Mount Rushmore. He wants to be up there on the granite with Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln. And he announced: Canada will pay for it!...

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick to Star in a Reality Show on The Bravo Network

Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick to Star in a Reality Show on The Bravo Network

NEW YORK CITY – The Bravo Network has just informed the entertainment media that Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, and former NASCAR racer, Danica Patrick, have agreed to star in a reality show. Rodgers said that he and his stunningly…

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Funny story: Man Buys Pommel Horse, And Brings It Home On The Bus

Man Buys Pommel Horse, And Brings It Home On The Bus

A man has revealed how an afternoon spent trawling charity shops for cheap books and CDs, resulted in the extravagant, and somewhat unlikely purchase of a pommel horse, as used in men's gymnastics. Myke Woodson, of Oaf-on-Sea, was traipsing throug…

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