There have been 180 spoof news stories published in August 2020. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Biden Picks Mike Pence as Running Mate

Biden Picks Mike Pence as Running Mate

After months of speculation, the Democratic nominee for President has selected current Vice President Mike Pence as his running mate. “While our nation is bitterly divided, the one thing we can all agree on is that Mike Pence has done a bang-up j…

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Funny story: James Dolan Becomes a Hockey Fan After Discovering He Owns a Team

James Dolan Becomes a Hockey Fan After Discovering He Owns a Team

NEW YORK CITY - (sports satire) - New York Knicks owner James Dolan is known for his meddling in basketball and his attempts to play music. However, he has a new obsession: Ice Hockey. This new-found passion comes after discovering he owns an NHL fra…

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Funny story: Number 10 To Install Suggestion Box

Number 10 To Install Suggestion Box

In a move that many Britons are hailing as “a major step forward”, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced, Monday, that, after 'unanimous agreement by the cabinet', that a suggestion box is to be installed outside the gates of Downing Street…

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Funny story: Youthful mother, 60, and her daughter, 30, look so alike even her HUSBAND gets them confused - but can YOU tell which is the older woman?

Youthful mother, 60, and her daughter, 30, look so alike even her HUSBAND gets them confused - but can YOU tell which is the older woman?

A woman says she looks so similar to her mother, that her step father is continually creeping into bed with her and mistakenly having sexual intercourse with her, in very embarrassing cases of mistaken identity - despite their 30-year age gap. Rea…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Announces Donald Trump as Running Mate.

Joe Biden Announces Donald Trump as Running Mate.

Today, former VP and de-facto Democrat nominee Joe Biden has announced that President Donald Trump will be his running mate for the 2020 Presidential Election. VP Joe Biden gave a press conference this morning, and was quoted as saying: "The peopl…

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Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order That Will Effectively Ban Tic-tac-toe In the U.S.

Trump Signs Executive Order That Will Effectively Ban Tic-tac-toe In the U.S.

President Trump, on Thursday, invoked his emergency powers to impose broad sanctions against anyone caught playing popular paper and pencil game tic-tac-toe, a move that effectively bans the game in the United States. In the order, which takes e…

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Funny story: Mensa Accept President Trump

Mensa Accept President Trump

President Donald Trump, so long a target for people who have called him everything from a fool to a moron - and most things in-between - is now set to make his detractors eat their words, after he announced in a Twitter tweet last night, that he has…

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Funny story: An Erotically Sexy Ex-Pole Dancer Has Been Named Sheriff of Tulsa, Oklahoma

An Erotically Sexy Ex-Pole Dancer Has Been Named Sheriff of Tulsa, Oklahoma

TULSA – (Satire News) - The Tulsa City Council has just named Deputy Amanda Timberwine to be the new city sheriff. Deputy Timberwine, has been with the sheriff's department for three weeks. She is replacing Sheriff Clyde Costello, who suddenly lef…

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Funny story: Under Pressure in U.S., TikTok Announces Plan to Remove Indecent Videos Including "Dictator Sword Dance"

Under Pressure in U.S., TikTok Announces Plan to Remove Indecent Videos Including "Dictator Sword Dance"

Washington - After U.S. President Donald Trump announced that he would unilaterally ban Chinese company TikTok from doing business in the United States, the company announced measures to respond to the threat. Included in the response will be effor…

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Funny story: Americans Keep Mistaking President Higgins for a Leprechaun

Americans Keep Mistaking President Higgins for a Leprechaun

During a morning press conference, President Michael D. Higgins stated that American tourists visiting Ireland keep mistaking him for a leprechaun. Higgins went on to state that, when Americans take tours of Áras an Uachtaráin, they often go up t…

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Funny story: Writer Reclassified As A 'Non-Person'

Writer Reclassified As A 'Non-Person'

Under a new law enacted by the UK government in order to curb the publication of 'fake news', a man who was once a writer on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has been reclassified as a 'non-person'. Riaz Ali, who was in a select group of in…

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Funny story: Mini-Wacken-Metal-Festival in your backgarden means 'metal-head-banging-nutters' don't give a crap about Corona!

Mini-Wacken-Metal-Festival in your backgarden means 'metal-head-banging-nutters' don't give a crap about Corona!

(UNEDITED) Corona postponements have given new life to a hordes of Heavy Metal Head Bangers desperate to bang their heads in anyway possible, including holding mini-versions of the German Wacken Metal Festival, largest on the planet, in neighbours'…

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Funny story: Faulty Product Warning From Rubber Johnny Company

Faulty Product Warning From Rubber Johnny Company

A company that manufactures and sells huge quantities of contraceptives, has issued an online warning about several batches of its product which were illegally manufactured by a rival company, and may be somewhat unreliable. The advert, which can…

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Funny story: Man Not Worried About Coronavirus, As Nostradamus Didn't Predict It

Man Not Worried About Coronavirus, As Nostradamus Didn't Predict It

A man who is a firm believer in the powerful and perceptive mind and prophecies of the 16th century astrologer Nostradamus, says he isn't too concerned about the Coronavirus pandemic, because the Frenchman didn't mention it. Moys Kenwood, 57, has…

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Funny story: Lockdown to be enforced on alternate days

Lockdown to be enforced on alternate days

The on-off on-off lockdown put in place by the government due to the Coronavirus is set to be scheduled for yet another change, according to reports coming out of Downing Street this morning. All but 'essential workers' were told to "baton down th…

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Funny story: Man Was Misled Over Girl's Injuries

Man Was Misled Over Girl's Injuries

When a relative is involved in a motorcycle accident, the first thing that you want to know is how serious the person is injured, and whether or not he or she is going to be OK. That's exactly what happened when Moys Kenwood's wife was told by her…

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Funny story: Pyramids were not built by aliens, Egypt tells Musk

Pyramids were not built by aliens, Egypt tells Musk

Egypt has invited billionaire Elon Musk to visit the country and see for himself that its famous pyramids were not built by aliens. Incredibly, Musk had tweeted support for 'conspiracy theorists' who say that the famous landmarks were constructed…

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Funny story: Coronavirus Second Wave Panic In Germany, As Hospital Staff Discover Beds Covered In Beach Towels

Coronavirus Second Wave Panic In Germany, As Hospital Staff Discover Beds Covered In Beach Towels

The threat of a second wave of the Coronavirus could be felt tangibly in Germany this morning, when staff in many of the country's biggest hospitals arrived on duty to find beds covered with beach towels. Just as tourists from the country tend to…

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Funny story: German female hoarder keeps shoes in fruit bowl!

German female hoarder keeps shoes in fruit bowl!

(UNEDITED) Hoarding is a psychological sickness; cluttering one's house up with light bulbs, newspapers, tinned dog and cat food, clothes, plus other mindless amounts of things, is basically incurable. However, a house in a tiny hamlet in Germany,…

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Funny story: Composer of modern music now just throwing the cement mixer down the stairs

Composer of modern music now just throwing the cement mixer down the stairs

Local boffin, eccentric and all-round esoteric being Ronald Downing, 59, has begun work on his latest magnum opus, combining both music and sound production with a strenuous physical workout. 'Flying the Cement Mixer' is a work that will use sampl…

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Funny story: Scab Pulled Off Knee Prematurely

Scab Pulled Off Knee Prematurely

A fall just over a fortnight ago that resulted in a scraped knee and a subsequent scab, had almost healed as of yesterday, until the person whose knee it was on, picked the scab off it. Myke Woodson, of Oaf-on-Sea, East Yorkshire, tripped and fell…

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Funny story: 2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22 story still doing very well

2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22 story still doing very well

A story that has been hovering around a satirical news and parody website since 2007, is still proving popular with the punters, it's been reported. The story entitled "2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22" was written by someone called Kirk Scott on…

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Funny story: Cows Surge Past Man's House

Cows Surge Past Man's House

In an incident that locals have described variously as "shocking", "frightening", "uninteresting", and "not worth mentioning", a swarm of cows surged past a man's house this afternoon, causing perturbation. The excitement took place on the road ou…

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Funny story: White House Files for Bankruptcy

White House Files for Bankruptcy

(Washington) The White House, the 220-year-old home of the US President, has filed for bankruptcy. The privately held company had been struggling as the process of governing has changed in recent years. But it has been decimated by the coronaviru…

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Funny story: Trump comments on world affairs with FOX News on the golf course in Virginia

Trump comments on world affairs with FOX News on the golf course in Virginia

Last weekend, FOX News caught up with Mr. Trump and his entourage on the front nine of one of Mr. Trump's golf courses. FOX: Nice shot, sir! Bit of a blooper tho. Mr. President: Look, a three wood's not a driver, okay? I got at least 175 yards…

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Funny story: Radical Treatment Used On Tiny Baby

Radical Treatment Used On Tiny Baby

A newborn baby boy who won't stop crying and who was examined by a person totally unqualified to do so, was pronounced to be suffering from a pain in his mouth, whereupon a radical - but regularly-used- system of treatment was begun. Zee-gar-see,…

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Funny story: So Long, Suckers! International Space Station Warps Out of Orbit For The Final Frontier

So Long, Suckers! International Space Station Warps Out of Orbit For The Final Frontier

In a surprising display of secret technology and a big round of raspberries directed at the people of the Earth, the International Space Station warped out of orbit. How, you may ask, could a mere tin-can space station break orbit and travel into de…

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Funny story: The Vaccine is Ready but it is Not Minority-Friendly

The Vaccine is Ready but it is Not Minority-Friendly

While thousands die from the Coronavirus by the hour, the pharma giant Big Pill is unable to release the Covid vaccine to the market. Their vaccine has successfully passed all phases of human testing. Apparently, one Director on their board is refusi…

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Funny story: FBI Releases KKK Surveillance Blooper Video

FBI Releases KKK Surveillance Blooper Video

This morning, the FBI has released a video compiling some of the wackiest bloopers from their surveillance of the Ku Klux Klan. Highlights include Grand Dragon Willis “Scooter” Russell tripping on his robe, the Klan mistakenly burning a cross on t…

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Funny story: Christmas For Putin From Donald Trump

Christmas For Putin From Donald Trump

Similar to the Mel Brooks song Springtime For Hitler, Donald Trump is singing Christmas For Putin, by withdrawing 12,000 US troops from Germany, stationed there as part of the NATO Alliance. NATO, forever a pain in the neck for Putin, sort of prevent…

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Funny story: Dr. Fauci: Paint Gums of Covid-19 Carriers Purple And Give Them A Laxative

Dr. Fauci: Paint Gums of Covid-19 Carriers Purple And Give Them A Laxative

BILLINGSGATE POST: While waiting for a vaccine for Covid-19 to reach the market place, President Trump asked Dr. Fauci how he might enforce social distancing, especially among the young and restless. Dr. Fauci thought for a moment. Then the answer…

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Funny story: Britain more divided than ever before - poll

Britain more divided than ever before - poll

A poll of 2,000 adults throughout Great Britain has ascertained that, contrary to popular belief, there is more division in our society than at any time during the whole history of polls. It had been found that, in a similar poll conducted prior t…

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Funny story: Trump Supporters Vow to Boycott Election in November!

Trump Supporters Vow to Boycott Election in November!

Trump supporters are being encouraged to boycott the November Election. "Don't turn out the way the socialist ultra left commies are calling on everyone to do. They just want you to get in trouble for not wearing a mask!" said a recently diseased…

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Funny story: Trump's Midcourse Correction

Trump's Midcourse Correction

THE WIRED STREET URINAL El Presidente Donald Trump, exhausted from the pummeling he has taken abroad and the dismal polling numbers domestically, has outlined an ambitious plan titled “Crush the China Virus.” La Casa Blanca assumed adopting a poli…

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Funny story: GOP to Stream Convention on Tik Tok

GOP to Stream Convention on Tik Tok

(Washington) - Republican Party Chariwoman Ronna McDaniel announced, today, that the 2020 GOP Convention will be hosted on social media site, Tik Tok. After being turned away from North Carolina, and with Florida in the middle of Covid-19 spikes, the…

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Funny story: Farting now socially acceptable due to social distancing!

Farting now socially acceptable due to social distancing!

(UNEDITED) It matters not if 2 metres or 1.5 metres, a once socially unacceptable habit has now become acceptable in restaurants, pubs, cafes, etc; farting! Before corona, if people felt discomfort forming due to combustible build ups in the belly…

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Funny story: Howard Stern Says He Has A Huge Crush On Ivanka Trump - aka The White House Barbie

Howard Stern Says He Has A Huge Crush On Ivanka Trump - aka The White House Barbie

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - For many years now, Howard Stern has made it abundantly clear that he has a huge, gigantic crush on Trump’s oldest daughter, Ivanka. He recently told TMZ that, if he had the chance, he would be all over the tall, l…

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Funny story: MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says That the Week-Old Baseball Season Could Be Striking Out Pretty Soon

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says That the Week-Old Baseball Season Could Be Striking Out Pretty Soon

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - MLB Commissioner Rob “The Man” Manfred says that he has been catching hell from a lot of people regarding the baseball season. He explained to sports reporters that none of the players are adhering to the no high-…

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Funny story: A Shell Gasoline Station in Fargo, North Dakota Has The Cheapest Priced Gas In The Entire USA

A Shell Gasoline Station in Fargo, North Dakota Has The Cheapest Priced Gas In The Entire USA

FARGO, North Dakota – (Spoof News) - Gasoline Prices Magazine is reporting that a Shell Gasoline Station in Fargo is selling gasoline for 13 cents a gallon. When asked how in the world they can sell gas so cheap, when every other gas station in Am…

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Funny story: Trump Is Getting Cold Feet

Trump Is Getting Cold Feet

Afraid of the obvious, that Donald Trump is going to lose, big, big time, a great number of people, a whole lot of them, are agreeing and saying the same thing: Trump is trying to avoid eviction. Once again, it’s about the feet. It isn’t the bone…

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Funny story: Marvel’s New Captain America is Black

Marvel’s New Captain America is Black

HOLLYWOOD – (Movie Satire) - The latest actor to portray the Marvel superhero Captain America is Anthony “The Bro” Mackie, who just happens to be black. He recently spoke with Howard Stern, and expressed how thrilled he was at the fact that he had…

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Funny story: Kid Rock is Positively Furious with President Trump

Kid Rock is Positively Furious with President Trump

DETROIT – (Music Satire) - The white rapper known as Kid Rock recently expressed to Rush Limbaugh, that he is furious with President Trump. When “El Rusho” asked him why, the Kid remarked that he does not understand why Trump and his campaign, ins…

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Funny story: Spoof writer now has more than 2 million points!

Spoof writer now has more than 2 million points!

A writer who frequently contributes to a satirical news and parody website is reported to be overjoyed at the news tonight that he has accumulated in excess of two million points during his thirteen years of contributing. "That's not bad, consider…

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Funny story: The American Taxpayers Are Furious That Trump University Has Received a $73 Million Government Bailout

The American Taxpayers Are Furious That Trump University Has Received a $73 Million Government Bailout

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The American taxpayers are up in arms over the fact that Trump University has received a $73 million government bailout. Press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 32, says that the bailout is perfectly legal, and the only…

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Funny story: The Winner of The 1957 Miss New Jersey Beauty Pageant Was Actually a Male

The Winner of The 1957 Miss New Jersey Beauty Pageant Was Actually a Male

NEWARK, New Jersey – (Spoof News) - Officials with the New Jersey Miss America Beauty Pageant have just announced that the 1957 winner, Daniella Quistowitz, has been disqualified. Pageant spokesperson Kitty Muskogee apologized to the contestants w…

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Funny story: Katy Perry Says That She Has Decided to Deliver Her Own Baby

Katy Perry Says That She Has Decided to Deliver Her Own Baby

HOLLYWOOD – (Spoof News) - Katy Perry recently told USA Today, that she had no idea that she was going to gain so much weight during her pregnancy. When asked how much she has gained, she replied that she did not want to give out the number, but i…

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Funny story: Man Unable To Fly Back To The UK After Airline Changes His Flight

Man Unable To Fly Back To The UK After Airline Changes His Flight

A man who was due to fly back to his native UK later this month has been informed by the carrier that his flight details have been changed, that he will now fly two days early, and from a different country! Moys Kenwood, 57, had been due to fly fr…

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Funny story: Heatwave causing new pandemic of 'Red-Hot-Rear-End-Rawness!

Heatwave causing new pandemic of 'Red-Hot-Rear-End-Rawness!

(UNEDITED) The human race has enough to contend with avoiding idiots who refuse to keep their distances believing they are immune to Covid 19. However, a new pandemic is sweeping Europe triggered by a heatwave! Sweaty underpants, itchy bums, sand…

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Funny story: And Godd Tweets Too

And Godd Tweets Too

On Wednesday, President Trump addressed the nation from the Oval Office. The eleven-minute speech, haltingly read from a teleprompter as if he was totally unfamiliar with the content and, to a lesser degree, the English language, is being referred to…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez To Record An Album With Hip Hop Artist Snoop Dogg and Rapper Black Kitty Meow Meow

Jennifer Lopez To Record An Album With Hip Hop Artist Snoop Dogg and Rapper Black Kitty Meow Meow

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - J.Lo, at 51, looks a lot sexier, sensuous, and erotic than women half her age. She recently told CNN’s Brooke Baldwin that she keeps fit by drinking 22 eight-ounce glasses of water a day, and eating nothing but die…

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Funny story: Two Houston Astros Players Are Caught Wearing Fake Medical Masks

Two Houston Astros Players Are Caught Wearing Fake Medical Masks

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - The Electoral College Astros, as many L.A. Dodger fans call them, lost to the other L.A. team, the Los Angeles Angels, 5-4. A groundskeeper reported that, during the game, he counted at least 43 hot dogs that were throw…

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Funny story: A Leading Seismologist Predicts That a Gigantic Tsunami Will Probably Hit Malibu Beach in July of 2021

A Leading Seismologist Predicts That a Gigantic Tsunami Will Probably Hit Malibu Beach in July of 2021

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - One of the state’s leading seismologists is predicting that a huge tsunami could hit Malibu Beach in May of 2021. Gavin Stravinsky has successfully predicted tsunamis in the Philippines, New Zealand, at the South Pole…

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Funny story: All new UK homes to get 'automatic' planning permission

All new UK homes to get 'automatic' planning permission

New homes and hospitals will be granted "automatic" permission to be built as part of sweeping planning reforms in England, Robert Jenrick, the housing secretary, says. "We realise that this is going to be open season for the erection of monstrous…

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Funny story: Kanye West Flunks An IQ Test

Kanye West Flunks An IQ Test

LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - First he says he’s running for president. Then he says he’d rather be governor of California because of the short commute. And now Kanye “The Pest” West has just said that he wants to take over Tucker Carlson’s s…

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Funny story: Man just saying hello to everyone now

Man just saying hello to everyone now

Man about town Stanley Bridgewater is just saying hello to everyone these days. The sprightly beard-wearer has decided on a significant life change. 'It was just something I have noticed over the last few days,' said Stanley, 'but with hats, sungl…

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Funny story: NBA Hall of Famer Magic Johnson Says Sports Needs More Black Owners

NBA Hall of Famer Magic Johnson Says Sports Needs More Black Owners

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - Magic Johnson, one of the greatest players to ever dribble a basketball, says that diversity has to start with having more black sports team owners. He told ESPN-4, that we definitely have more than our share of bla…

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Funny story: Gates, Birx, Fauci interview draws audience of millions and new Government Confidence Rating

Gates, Birx, Fauci interview draws audience of millions and new Government Confidence Rating

Breaking: CBS has just released a new broad interview with top US health authorities on the current coronavirus pandemic. The interview promises "aggressive reporting," in the VCGS (Viewer Confidence in Government Services) series. Following ea…

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Funny story: Referee Denies Being Whistleblower

Referee Denies Being Whistleblower

A top football referee at the centre of a raging controversy about 'biased officiating' at a top Championship play-off match has denied being a whistleblower. Alan Gust, who has been on the Football League Referees Register for donkeys' years, is…

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Funny story: Dr. Dre To Release New Album With Rap And Hip-Hop Allstars

Dr. Dre To Release New Album With Rap And Hip-Hop Allstars

Not a man to sit on the fence and muse for very long, one of rap's biggest stars, Dr. Dre, has gone into the studio to record a new album that will feature some of his old associates, but also some new names on the scene. Dre, real name Andre Youn…

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Funny story: Man Got Speck Of Dust In His Eye

Man Got Speck Of Dust In His Eye

A man who was the pillion passenger on a motorbike traveling on a country road this morning, suffered a somewhat debilitating circumstance, when a speck of dust entered his eye socket, causing him excrutiating pain. Moys Kenwood, 57, said: "The…

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Funny story: Artist Makes Pictorial Representation Of Spoof Site's Decline

Artist Makes Pictorial Representation Of Spoof Site's Decline

The Onion might be making large strides forward in the world of spoof news, but the same can't be said for all satirical news websites, and one man has highlighted the current plight being suffered by TheSpoof.com in a particularly 'artistic' way.

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Funny story: Man Is Lost For Words

Man Is Lost For Words

A man who likes to voice his opinion, whether it's wanted or not, and is never short of something to say, regardless of what anyone else thinks, is quiet tonight, after becoming, according to a close friend, "lost for words". Myke Woodson, who reg…

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Funny story: Tens of Thousands of People Are Moving To Laos

Tens of Thousands of People Are Moving To Laos

VIENTIANE, Laos – (Satire News) - The government of Laos has just informed the world media that they are seeing a tremendous influx of people from all over the world due to the Coronavirus. The head of the Laotian Department of Influxers has state…

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Funny story: Man Had A Friend Who Had A Friend Who Was Going Bald At School

Man Had A Friend Who Had A Friend Who Was Going Bald At School

A man has recalled how his best friend at school was in the same class as a boy who was going bald. Moys Kenwood, then 13, and his best pal, Derek, a year older, lived near each other, and spent much time in each other's company, playing football,…

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Funny story: Radio 1 - 53 years of more of the same

Radio 1 - 53 years of more of the same

Next month sees the iconic radio station's 53rd year. First broadcasting on 30th September 1967 it all started so promisingly. Born out of a decade of youth rebellion, psychedelia and pirate radio, the first complete pop tune to be broadcast was The…

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Funny story: Beirut explosion victums die of COVID19

Beirut explosion victums die of COVID19

Washington DC/ Ms. Scarfo Brick of the COWVID19 task-force explained to a subdued, masked, gagged, bedraggled, whipped and bound gaggle of reporters in the Rose Garden today that it was COVID19 that killed all those folks recently In Beirut. She e…

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Funny story: Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures - the Man-bun will be culled

Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures - the Man-bun will be culled

Reports of the Man-bun, once the preserve of post pseudo-hipsters (real hipsters wouldn’t be seen dead with one), migrating to the heads of middle-aged men in lockdown, has resulted in ‘Questions in the House’. As barbers and hairdressers return t…

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Funny story: Gisele Bundchen, Wife of Tom Brady, Films a Nude Commercial For Irish Spring Soap

Gisele Bundchen, Wife of Tom Brady, Films a Nude Commercial For Irish Spring Soap

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - The news agency iRumors has announced that sexy model Gisele Bundchen, has just filmed a soap commercial for Irish Spring in which she was totally nude. Tom Brady’s wife stated that she has always loved bathing and show…

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Funny story: And Another Thing - I’m Angry

And Another Thing - I’m Angry

A man, who is usually in a permanent state of pre-heart attack incandescent rage, suddenly found he was conflicted as he felt calm and relaxed, which confused and annoyed him, but only slightly. “I’m usually bitter and twisted with a huge chip on…

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Funny story: Orgasm theft is crude, messy and indiscriminate - but good value for money

Orgasm theft is crude, messy and indiscriminate - but good value for money

The war on the trade in illegally harvested orgasms is becoming more intense as the 3-year waiting list for NHS orgasm transfusion is leaving patients desperate and gagging. “Orgasm harvesting is intrusive, debilitating and messy,” said Brenda O’…

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Funny story: Anti-lockdown literature regulations are harsh but necessary

Anti-lockdown literature regulations are harsh but necessary

The writer Brenda O’Lox is being hunted after breaching government anti-lockdown literature regulations. Her online story, ‘I haven’t seen anyone in three months, and also my Rabbit’s batteries are dead’, was regarded as ‘too earnest’. ‘If the sto…

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Funny story: Man Says His Back Garden Looks Like Glastonbury

Man Says His Back Garden Looks Like Glastonbury

After a wild afternoon and evening of incessant torrential rain yesterday, there was a horrible surprise in store for one man when he woke up this morning and looked out of his window to find that his back garden looked a little bit like Glastonbury.

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Funny story: A Russian Female Boxer Has Just Won Her 53rd Consecutive Boxing Match

A Russian Female Boxer Has Just Won Her 53rd Consecutive Boxing Match

MOSCOW – (Sports Satire) - Female boxing sensation Svetlana Svetlanovich, 27, has improved her boxing record to 53-0, with 52 knockouts. The amazing Russian pugilist has been boxing ever since she was 8 weeks old. Her parents said that she knoc…

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Funny story: Karens. We all know one.

Karens. We all know one.

Life can be tough if your name is Karen. In today's parlance, a 'Karen' is an entitled, coupon-loving, middle-class white woman who, even if the slightest thing goes wrong in a shop or restaurant, would very much like to speak to the manager.

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Funny story: Election Poll Shows Trump And Biden Now Neck-And-Neck

Election Poll Shows Trump And Biden Now Neck-And-Neck

The 2020 US presidential election campaign is shaping up to be a controversial affair with a potentially dramatic ending, after the results of the latest poll showed that the two protagonists, Donald Trump and Joe Biden, were neck-and-neck with hardl…

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Funny story: Hope Hicks Denies That She Is Pregnant With President Trump’s Baby

Hope Hicks Denies That She Is Pregnant With President Trump’s Baby

CHICAGO – (Fake News) - Former White House communications director Hope Hicks was visiting the Windy City, where she had an appointment with her gynecologist. All week the news media has been speculating that Miss Hicks may be with child. And the…

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Funny story: Indians Caught Plotting to Take-over America

Indians Caught Plotting to Take-over America

The White House has just uncovered a plot to overpower our great nation. It is the Indians. No, not the red ones, but the brown ones. As a consequence, the national threat level has been raised to Brown. While the country remains polarized by th…

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Funny story: Brit beaches too small for sun-seeking Brits, so Ryanair are offering cheap flights to Dubai!

Brit beaches too small for sun-seeking Brits, so Ryanair are offering cheap flights to Dubai!

(UNEDITED) After being warned about keeping social-distancing, Brit sun-starved punters headed for over-crowded UK beaches during the heatwave ignoring all warnings. However, Ryanair chief exec, Michael O'Leary, superb entrepreneur, spotted a possib…

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Funny story: NASCAR’s Richard Petty Motorsports Offers Black Driver Bubba Wallace Part Ownership in The Company

NASCAR’s Richard Petty Motorsports Offers Black Driver Bubba Wallace Part Ownership in The Company

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) - One of the greatest NASCAR auto racers of all time, Richard Petty, has just told Bubba Wallace that he wants him to stay put in the #43 race car. Wallace’s contract is due to expire soon, and Petty wants…

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Funny story: Wireless is on the blink

Wireless is on the blink

A man who has listened to the radio for more than 70 years, and has never owned a television set, has complained to his neighbour that his "wireless is on the blink!" Albert Griffin, 88, of Coventry, has been using his Grundig radio since the day…

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Funny story: Mike Pence Tries Chinese Food

Mike Pence Tries Chinese Food

(Indianapolis) – Vice President Mike Pence announced today that he recently tried Chinese Food. He ate at the Szechuan Garden in Indianapolis where he was seen eating Sweet and Sour Pork and Ma Po Tofu. Pence ordered off of the menu as he was not co…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Cancelled His Scheduled Campaign Rally in Alabama

President Trump Has Cancelled His Scheduled Campaign Rally in Alabama

TATER TOT, Alabama – (Political Satire) - A representative with the Trump Campaign Rally Committee has informed the news media that the planned pep rally in Tater Tot has been cancelled. The pep rally was to have been held in the Governor George C…

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Funny story: The White House Gig Is Up And Trump Knows It

The White House Gig Is Up And Trump Knows It

He can filibuster, try to run out the clock, pretend he didn’t hear the question, change the subject, but the guy is going to lose re-election, and he knows it. Like his Apprentice program, his four-year White House gig is about to be dropped and can…

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Funny story: A Popular Florida Beach Has Been Evacuated After Jellyfish Test Positive For The Coronavirus

A Popular Florida Beach Has Been Evacuated After Jellyfish Test Positive For The Coronavirus

MRS. PONCE DE LEON BEACH, Florida – (Funny News) - City officials in this popular ocean beach town say that tourists and local residents have all evacuated the beach. A spokesman for the city stated that health experts tested a total of 63 jellyfi…

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Funny story: Uri Geller Bends Other Things

Uri Geller Bends Other Things

There was controversy all round on Saturday, when it was revealed that, after 50 years of spoon-bending, the Israeli-British telepathic psychic and illusionist Uri Geller had 'branched out' into new territory, and had started bending other things.

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Funny story: Prince William Phones Harry For Help Changing A Tire

Prince William Phones Harry For Help Changing A Tire

Noticing he had a flat tire after coming out of Kensington Palace, Prince William put a call into his brother, Harry, saying he needed help changing a tire on his Range Rover. Harry, believing it was a 2:00 a.m. emergency, picked up the telephone…

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Funny story: A Saudi Arabian Camel Breeder Says He’s Had His Gay Camel Up on eBay For Two Weeks

A Saudi Arabian Camel Breeder Says He’s Had His Gay Camel Up on eBay For Two Weeks

AL DUWADIMI, Saudi Arabia – (Funny News) - Abdul Abbas Aladdin, spoke to a local Saudi reporter, and said that, due to the Coronavirus, he has not been able to go to work. He is a camel breeder by trade, but he has been moonlighting as a sandbag…

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Funny story: Eric Trump Reveals That His Daddy Told Him He No Longer Wants To Be President

Eric Trump Reveals That His Daddy Told Him He No Longer Wants To Be President

NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) - Eric Trump could, unknowingly, very well be exactly what devoted, old-fashioned Republicans have been waiting for. The young Trump told CNN’s Jake Tapper, that his father recently told him that he no longer wants to…

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Funny story: The Mars Land Rover Has Just Sent Back An Amazing Photo

The Mars Land Rover Has Just Sent Back An Amazing Photo

HOUSTON – (Satire News) - Everyone at NASA is extremely shocked at a photo that the Mars Land Rover has just sent back. The photo clearly shows a wooden home with a dog in front of it. NASA scientists are totally baffled at the photo, which the…

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Funny story: Popular Porn Star Ariana Marie Has Decided To Run For Governor of Texas

Popular Porn Star Ariana Marie Has Decided To Run For Governor of Texas

DALLAS – (Satire News) - One of the pornographic world's most popular actresses has decided that she is throwing her 38-DD bra into the ring. Ariana Marie has starred in such epic porn movies as “Gang Bangin' Up In Bangor”, “The Bikini Line Tattoo…

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Funny story: President Trump Loves The Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band

President Trump Loves The Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band

GRITS CREEK, Kentucky – (Spoof News) - The President recently heard a new country band as he was playing a round of golf at the Grits Creek International Golf Course. The name of the group is the Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band, which they named in…

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Funny story: A Friends reunion special! ‘What have we done to deserve this?’

A Friends reunion special! ‘What have we done to deserve this?’

Rumours of a Friends reunion special being filmed when Covid restrictions are lifted, have caused a frenzy of activity. People are ditching face masks, swapping saliva-dripping drinking glasses, and having face-licking orgies. “Is that all we have…

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Funny story: Nancy Poozleosi Named Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Of Year By Biden

Nancy Poozleosi Named Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Of Year By Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: It has a nice ring to it: “Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Of The Year”. For Nancy Poozleosi, this award has ended a frustrating period in her life. She had been flying under the radar for months, not saying much since her churlish…

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Funny story: Trump visit to UK

Trump visit to UK

The last time that President Trump visited the United Kingdom, he was met with country-wide protests. In the event, he saw none of them, as he was kept well away from trouble. "I had a great time in England," he said. "I had the biggesest welcome…

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Funny story: The Indianapolis 500 Announces That It Will Run But Without Fans in the Stands

The Indianapolis 500 Announces That It Will Run But Without Fans in the Stands

INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) - The Indianapolis 500 Racing Commission has just advised the members of the press about the upcoming annual race. After much deliberation, it was suggested that the race will, indeed, be held on August 23, but no fa…

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Funny story: The North is in trouble and that’s official.

The North is in trouble and that’s official.

Concerns over misinterpretation of the north of England lock-down measures have resulted in a Burnley man being refused entry into a Kent pub, because he’s a northerner. He was then sat on by a Polish fruit picker, until he was escorted back to the b…

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Funny story: Prince Andrew Footman Defends 'No Sweat' Claim

Prince Andrew Footman Defends 'No Sweat' Claim

Prince Andrew, who has been keeping a very low profile since his squirming 'car crash' Newsnight interview with Emily Maitlis, last November, served to destroy his public reputation, has been defended over his claim that he "cannot sweat", by a Bucki…

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Funny story: The Gorgeously Sexy Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Agree to be Co-Directors of Joe Biden’s Left Coast Presidential Campaign

The Gorgeously Sexy Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Agree to be Co-Directors of Joe Biden’s Left Coast Presidential Campaign

LOS ANGELES – (Spoof News) - Jennifer Lopez and her Super Bowl halftime show fellow performer, Shakira, recently met with Joe Biden at the La Brea Tar Pits Convention Center. The two hot Latina entertainers told USA Today that they have agreed to…

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Funny story: Evidence mounts that police only catch the idiots or stupid ones - sometimes they are the same.

Evidence mounts that police only catch the idiots or stupid ones - sometimes they are the same.

At Swindon magistrates court today, PC Harverson gave evidence he’d stopped Mr Brendan O’Lox driving his car to inform him his lights weren’t working. “The defendant said, ‘Thanks, but it’s not my car. I’ve just stolen it. Can I get the lights fix…

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Funny story: President Trump is Planning to Legally Change the Name of the Red States

President Trump is Planning to Legally Change the Name of the Red States

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump is reportedly extremely upset that, no matter what he does, more and more of his base supporters are starting to question what the hell he is doing. Kellyanne Conway is so concerned that POTUS is…

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Funny story: Man Was Listening To Sony Walkman

Man Was Listening To Sony Walkman

There was a flashback to the past for shoppers in one city centre earlier today, when a man could be seen walking along, in a world of his own, listening to the tinny sound of music on a Sony Walkman. A Sony Walkman was a device from antiquity, in…

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