Beyonce and The (Dixie) Chicks Will Be Going on a Concert Tour Together in 2021

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 9 July 2020

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Beyonce told her husband, Jay-Z, that the white chicks are pretty damn good.

HOLLYWOOD – LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Beyonce and The Chicks have just signed to perform on the “2021 Beyonce & The Chicks - Black & White World-Wide Concert Tour”.

The Chicks, whose career has just recently been revitalized with the release of their new Top Ten song “My Ass-Kickin’ Days Ain’t Quite Over Bubba”, are positively ecstatic to get to be the opening act for the fantastic Beyonce.

Beyonce said that she likes the Chicks, because, as she put it, “Dem white gals got some balls, especially the little, itty, bitty blonde one in the middle!”

The Chicks were asked what they thought about the country music world turning their backs on them.

Natalie Maines, the one with a chip on each shoulder, replied, “Look, truth be told, I never done did likes sangin' dem songs about 'trucks', 'ducks', 'beer', 'grits', 'tits', 'cheatin', and 'Confederate flag tattoos'."

She then went a little bit further, and said that she doesn’t want to wish “Bunker Boy” any harm, but she hopes that he gets kicked in his onions by a stray stallion.

The Beyonce and The Chicks - Black & White World-Wide Concert Tour kicks off in Mule Kick, Alabama.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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