Kate Gosselin Says She Still Has a Big Crush on Ex-Boyfriend Steven Tyler of Aerosmith

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 21 July 2020

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Kate said she went 6 months without a man touching her intimately, except for her dentist and her plumber.

LOS ANGELES – Kate Gosselin, the star of “Jon and Kate Plus 8” and “Kate Plus 8”, has finally commented on her affair with Steven Tyler.

Kate said that she has really been feeling bad lately due to self-isolating, and sheltering-in-place, because of the Coronapalooza pandemic.

The reality show star said the virus has really put a kink in her dating game, and she has had to resort to using sex toys, that she hadn’t used since Valentine’s Day of 2017.

The 45-year-old fake blonde revealed that she still has a crush on her ex-boyfriend, Aerosmith singer, Steven Tyler, and lately she has been thinking about the cute little way he used to play with her inverted nipples.

Gosselin blushed as she said that Steven, who nicknamed her “Kate The Great”, is, to this day, the love of her life.

She said the screamin’ singin’ rock and roller, is the only man who has ever made her womanly body tingle all over, and not just in a few intimate locations.

Kate, who is 45, said that, before Steven started banging her, her female o’s were little Cherrios, and then after the poke-poking, he's turned them into hula hoops.

The mother of eight dabbed away a tear, as she revealed that she truly hopes that Stevie will reach out to her, and take her out on a date, so hopefully she can put away her sex toys.

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