Dutch wife demands to know why her husbands' poop stinks more than hers!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 26 July 2020

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Canine bitches have the same problem, but sniffing male rear-ends doesn't get them going, vice-versa, no doubt!

(UNEDITED) After doing what every living creature on the planet must do, pooping, a Dutch woman ranted at her hubby demanding to know why his stinks and hers doesn't?

"Don't blame me! Go to the local laboratory and find out because we eat the same and I don't smell my own poop even if you do!"

So, the next day, the Dutch woman, nearly double, trotted off to find out why male poop stinks terrible and female poop doesn't, apart from junk food junkies, they always stink, male and female, and their breath too!

At the Amsterdam Scientific Research Institute she met an expert on things pooping, Professor Piet Van-Stront, google his name and you'll know why he's an expert. He gave the stressed Dutch wife the following explanation:

Written in perfect Double Dutch, because the Dutch language does not have a W everything W is a V!

"Vell, 6 million years ago human men attracted vomen with their poop, sweaty armpits, and strong stinking urine. Vomen, smelt these vings and became sexually aroused vile feeling hot, you know vat I mean? Evolution has changed human hygienic methods, but male poop still stinks more than female because just imagine vomen stinking the same as men! Humans vould be extinct by now because no male vants to mate with a stinky-poop female!"

She went home and demanded that her husband no longer uses deodorant, informs her when he must poop or pee because after 40 years of marriage their sex life could do with a combustible boost!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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