Tokyo, Japan - The 14-foot-tall Olympic sex doll mascots, Kinki and Minki, are very depressed about the Games being cancelled this summer, and moved back to 2021.
"They won't even wear their volleyball bikinis!" explained Titzi Wowi, the mascots' manager. "They are being very disgraceful! All they do is mope around downtown Tokyo, eating out of vending machines and drinking saki."
The giant sex dolls were supposed to be getting ready for their big moment in the spotlight, fornicating with guests from around the world, and showing people what Japanese life is really all about—having sex with inflatable dolls!
"Just look at the pair of them!" scowled Ms. Wowi. "They are wearing pants, for crying-out-loud! They won't even give anyone a quick hand job! I have a good mind to fire the both of them, and hire the runner-up team of Hello Kitty and her pals. That Kitty would be willing to give a guy a blow job in the middle of the street, no matter how depressed she was!"
