Funny story: God Makes Joke Out Of Donald Trump

God Makes Joke Out Of Donald Trump

It’s been pretty clear - God gets a kick out of Donald Trump. Or that maybe, God likes to kick Donald Trump. It's a see-saw relationship. God gave Trump a whole lot of money, but skipped in the brains department. And, every so often, God likes to te…

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Funny story: Supermarket adopts novel way to encourage Mask Wearing in store

Supermarket adopts novel way to encourage Mask Wearing in store

Whilst the four major supermarkets have said that they won't be tackling customers who refuse to wear face masks in their branches, rising German favourite, Aldilliddle, have admitted that they're going to be more decisive. "Ve learned not to take…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson tackles the current Covid-19 obesity links

Boris Johnson tackles the current Covid-19 obesity links

Boris Johnson has pointed the country to some alarming statistics regarding the health of the UK. At a Press Conference held at the Lardy Gym in Paisley earlier today, Mr Johnson said, "More than 60% of adults in the UK are overweight or obese ac…

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Funny story: NYT: “Biden’s Nose Better Able To Sniff Out Virus.”

NYT: “Biden’s Nose Better Able To Sniff Out Virus.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: A recent national poll taken by the NYT revealed that 90 percent of those responding said that Joe Biden was better equipped to sniff out the Coronavirus. In the semi-blind test, which was conducted by the Times, individuals we…

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Funny story: Google now lists The Spoof as 'Untrustworhy'

Google now lists The Spoof as 'Untrustworhy'

The owner of the satirical news and parody website, The Spoof, remained tight-lipped today, after it became clear that search engine, Google, had downgraded his site to the somewhat dubious status of 'Untrustworthy fake news', raising doubts as to wh…

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Funny story: Brexit Brits go to Spain even though they voted to leave!

Brexit Brits go to Spain even though they voted to leave!

(UNEDITED) Brits starved of sunshine, apart from the occasional heatwave predicted by the Daily Express, which never arrives, are so desperate for cheap booze and getting roasted like-red-like-lobsters under Mediterranean sunshine, they hastily booke…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson forbids 2 for 1 junk food bargain buys in Brit supermarkets as he stocks up on Mars Bars!

Boris Johnson forbids 2 for 1 junk food bargain buys in Brit supermarkets as he stocks up on Mars Bars!

(UNEDITED) Edited: A van loaded with 'choccy' delicacies was secretly delivered to Nr 10 Downing Street on Sunday including, Snickers, Mars Bars, Kit Kat, and Ferrero Rocher, especially for BOJO's missus, plus deep frozen pizzas, burgers and kebabs.

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Funny story: A White House Source Said That Kellyanne Conway Talked the President out of Napalming Portland

A White House Source Said That Kellyanne Conway Talked the President out of Napalming Portland

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake news story) A highly-reliable source within the White House walls has revealed that the President was actually considering calling in a napalm air strike on the Portland protesters. The source said that the President had a…

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Funny story: An Enterprising Woman Is Making a Killing Selling C-19 Masks Made out of Her Bras

An Enterprising Woman Is Making a Killing Selling C-19 Masks Made out of Her Bras

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Funny news story) Reports coming out of the Volunteer State say that, due to the scarcity of medical masks, some citizens have resorted to making masks out of women’s underwear. A reporter with the History Channel spoke w…

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Funny story: A Woman In Boston Eats Her Mask After Being Refused Service at a Jack-in-the-Box

A Woman In Boston Eats Her Mask After Being Refused Service at a Jack-in-the-Box

BOSTON – (Fake news) Police are reporting that a woman, who was in the drive-thru lane at a local Jack-in-the-Box, has been taken into custody. A BPD spokesperson said that 89-year-old Ella Laverne Cornball was waiting in line at the fast food pla…

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Funny story: The New York Yankees Say “Nope” To President Trump Tossing Out The First Pitch

The New York Yankees Say “Nope” To President Trump Tossing Out The First Pitch

NEW YORK CITY – (Funny sports story) The President really had his feelings hurt when he learned that his hometown Yankees said they do not want him to toss out the first pitch, as is customary. A rep for the Bronx Bombers stated that it was just…

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Funny story: Sylvester Stallone To Star As President Trump in the Movie “From Moscow With Love”

Sylvester Stallone To Star As President Trump in the Movie “From Moscow With Love”

HOLLYWOOD – (Fake movie news) Word filtering out of Celluoid City is that one of the greatest Italian movie stars of all time, Sylvester Stallone, has signed to appear in a movie about President Trump. Stallone, who just turned 74, has been cast…

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Funny story: The Reality Show, The Housewives of Chicago, Has Been Cancelled

The Reality Show, The Housewives of Chicago, Has Been Cancelled

CHICAGO – (Fake entertainment news) The producers of the hit Bravo Network show, “The Housewives of Chicago”, say that the highly popular reality series will not be renewed for a new season. Bravo spokeswoman, Minnie Bumbuffin, said that there we…

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Funny story: Food Shortages Loom, As No Chicken For Sale At Market

Food Shortages Loom, As No Chicken For Sale At Market

The Coronavirus has had many effects on our daily lives: we can't go to work; businesses are failing; we have to distance ourselves from others; we have to wear facemasks; and, we have to queue at supermarkets. When we get into the supermarkets, h…

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Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers Unveil Their New Star, Reuben Reubenstein, 9

Los Angeles Lakers Unveil Their New Star, Reuben Reubenstein, 9

The Los Angeles area was buzzing with great interest this evening, as the Lakers unveiled their unbelievably-talented new signing, the 9-year-old child prodigy, Reuben Reubenstein, who has joined the team and given up going to school, because he does…

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