President Trump didn't send a single tweet today

Funny story written by Mister Meaner

Sunday, 26 July 2020

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11:59pm - There was a virtual storm on social media this evening, and several posts went viral when it was realized that President Donald J. Trump had not sent a single Twitter tweet all day!

The Trumpster, as he is known by some satirists, had been so busy during the daylight hours, that he just didn't seem to have the time to tweet his thoughts.

Just after breakfast, Trumpovich, as he is sometimes called by satirists, had intended to tweet something about the Coronavirus, but his wife, Melania, asked him if he'd mend a puncture on Eric's bicycle, and he sighed, and went to fix it.

While attending to the bike, he had a funny idea about Joe Biden, and decided to tweet it when he'd finished.

This plan was ruined, however, when one of the White House maids turned up with a special treat - a huge basin full of homemade strawberry ice cream, especially for her favorite Liar-in-Chief, as some complete-wastes-of-time call him.

The ice cream was followed by lunch: two Big Macs with a large portion of fries, all washed down with a bucketful of Coke.

The 45th POTUS took out his phone to tweet, but was overtaken by sleep - he'd had a busy morning!

Waking up at 4:30 pm, Trumpelstiltskin, as he's sometimes referred to by Cher, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, Britt Ekland, Elton John, Uncle Tom Cobbley, and Racquel Welch's big tits, reached for his phone, but there was more work, when his daughter, Ivanka, asked her daddy to help her with her twisted bra strap.

This took a while, but once the Orange Tweet Creep, as he is sometimes labeled by deranged writers, had disentangled the strap from his thoughts, he settled down to tweet about his day.

Before he was able to do this, however, Melania called on him again. Could he go to the store and get some oil for Eric's bike chain, as it had come off again?

Now he was going to get his hands dirty!

He decided to leave the tweeting until Melly, as she is sometimes known, had gone to sleep, as it is sometimes known.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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