GOP'ers 4 Biden Is Made Up of Former President Bush Staff Members

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 8 July 2020

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Kellyanne Conway's daughter says that when Biden beats Trump in November, he plans to have him arrested.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The latest anti-Trump group to spring up is perhaps one that Trump hates more than any of the others.

Individuals who served in President George W. Bush’s White House, have formed a group of hundreds, and they are as anti-Trump as anyone can get.

One said that Trump not only is an embarrassment to the Republican party, but to the human race as well.

They sight such things as his 'hairdo from hell,' and his mispronouncing of simple words like ‘money’, ‘golf’, ‘me’, and ‘Stormy.’

The newly formed group stressed that if Trump had spent just 7% of the time he spends playing golf, tweeting, and eating Big Macs, on running the country, maybe it wouldn’t look like the economic septic tank that is not resembles.

They point out that thanks to the "Tweeter-in-Chief" the American economy is now ranked #191 out of 196 countries, even behind Nicaragua and Mookaslavia.

Melania told Tucker Carlson in a phone interview, that sometimes at night, when he is sleeping he will start barking like a dog.

She says she can half-ass put up with the barking and whimpering, but the second she sees him lift up his leg, it is time for her to grab her pillow and go sleep in son Barron’s room.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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