It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence.
Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his presidency, but even more so recently, after serious errors of judgement over the Coronavirus, and this has had a noticeable effect on his body language.
A stuttering, mincing walk across the White House lawn holding a bible aloft, a decidedly haggard and worn-out look during speeches, and the occasion where he looked unsure of himself and gripped a glass of water with both hands, have got tongues wagging.
Now comes the claim that the President's cavalier attitude and total lack of restraint extends all the way down to his nether regions, where the lack of restraint is total.
Rumors about Trump wetting himself and inadvertently filling his pants have been circulating for weeks now, and when an unmarked white van was admitted to the White House grounds yesterday, and unloaded a consignment of diapers, those rumors appeared to be confirmed.
When asked by a member of the press if he knew anything about incontinence, the President retorted:
"I know what a continent is - America is a continent!"
