A Scientist Has Discovered That Cicadas Have Been Sent From Outer Space in Order To Irritate The Citizens of Earth

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Saturday, 11 July 2020

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Cicadas can reproduce the sound of 43 different notes.

BOSTON – One of the most respected entomologists in the country has just made an amazing discovery.

Dr. Kamayaki Susu, who is the head of the Boston College School of Entomology, stated that he has been studying cicadas for 41 years.

He expressed that the noisy creatures can even annoy a woman who can gossip non-stop.

The cicadas have little musical glands located inside their genitals, that make them produce the extremely high-pitched irritating sound.

Some have compared it to Kristin Chenoweth's speaking voice.

Dr. Susu, through extensive research, investigations, and interviews, has concluded that the cicadas have actually been sent to Earth from a faraway planet in order to annoy the citizens of the world.

His theory is that the extremely loud, bothersome insect creatures will be so totally aggravating, that Earthlings will not notice when the space aliens land and begin to take over major cities like Tokyo, Moscow, Hong Kong, and Milwaukee.

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