NEW YORK CITY – (Funny sports story) The NFL has put its cleated foot down and issued a directive that it will not allow any player to be a party animal.
The NFL singled out Rob Gronkowski of the Tampa Bay Bucs, who is an infamous party animal. Gronk was personally told that, if he is caught at a bar, a club, a lounge, or even a taco food truck, he will be suspended.
The NFL added that any player who gets suspended for violating this rule will not be paid, and he will in fact, be fined $13,000. And when he does return, and will be prohibited from drinking any Gatorade during the entire game.
The NFL officials clearly pointed out that just one football party animal, like Gronk, could possibly infect most of his team, as well as the opposing team, and all of the cheerleaders and food vendors.
Gronkowski’s BFF, quarterback, Tom Brady, says that his best friend is not a happy camper, but he understands that, if we start losing players to the Coronapalooza virus, the Buccaneers can kiss the Super Bowl adios, as they say in Little Havana.