CHICAGO – (Fake news story) Meghan Markle has just announced that her favorite organization, Black Lives Matter, has just named her to be on the Board of Directors.
Markle stated that the job only pays $175 a week, but there are some very nice fringe benefits, like a trip for two to Hawaii after one has been a member for one year.
She also noted that everyone on the board of directors will get two free tickets to a Beyoncé concert, as well as free use of a Cadillac El Dorado.
Meghan recently spoke with her BFF, Melania Trump, and the first lady told her that she is thrilled that she is going to “Be Best.”
Reporters have been saying that Melania is not at all happy these days, due to the never-ending disgusting racist comments that her husband keeps tossing out.
Republican Mitt Romney stated that he can't believe how self-destructive Donald has become. He pointed out that the man is 74 going on 12.
Meghan invited the first lady to visit her and the prince at their California home, so that she can get away from all of her husband’s seemingly endless amount of hair spray, eye makeup, and unadulterated BS.
