There were 504 spoof news stories published in July 2020. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Ivanka Trump To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show
NEW YORK CITY – The President’s favorite child has been offered her very own television reality show. Reports are that the Epitome Network has been trying to sign the President’s hot, sexy daughter for two years. Ivanka finally agreed to star i…
Read full storyOceanic Scientists Say That It’s Time We Changed the Name of The Sperm Whales
MIAMI – Some of the nation’s leading oceanic scientists have commented that it is time we changed the name of sperm whales. The whales were first discovered by Portuguese explorer, Valdivino Bernardo Sperm in late November of 1617. V.B. actuall…
Read full storyNYT: “Biden’s Nose Better Able To Sniff Out Virus.”
BILLINGSGATE POST: A recent national poll taken by the NYT revealed that 90 percent of those responding said that Joe Biden was better equipped to sniff out the Coronavirus. In the semi-blind test, which was conducted by the Times, individuals we…
Read full storySun Comes Up Again
There was good news for fans of stability again, this morning, as, just as it has for the last 8.6billion years of the Earth's history, the Sun rose again over everyone's eastern horizon, bringing a bright, new day to each and every one of us. In…
Read full storyPresident Trump's Bone Spurs Are Clearly Getting Worse
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Everyone knows that the president avoided having to go to Vietnam by falsely claiming that he had bone spurs, which, as everyone knows, was a totally fabricated lie. But, as the saying goes, be careful what you w…
Read full storyJail Guards Catch Sexual Predator Ghislaine Maxwell Trying to Dig a Tunnel in Her Jail Cell
BROOKLYN – A judge has denied alleged pervert Ghislaine Maxwell bail, saying she will quickly flee the country and head for one of her many foreign mansions, including the Blimey Estate Mansion, located just outside of Liverpool. The iNews Agency…
Read full storyHarry Potter’s stunt pubic wig reveals all and comes clean
This November is the tenth anniversary of ‘Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows’ and rumours of a re-released directors cut restoring Harry’s shower scene have got Potter bloggers throbbing with excitement. ‘In this film Harry’s an adult,’ said D…
Read full storyLady Gaga Says She is Planning on Recording Her Next Album While Totally Naked
NEW YORK CITY – The Roundabout Record Company has announced to the public that they have signed the infamous Lady Gaga to record a new album. A rep for RRC stated that the album will include songs written by Lady Gaga, as well as by Ringo Starr, R…
Read full storyPresident Trump Incontinence Claim
It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his pre…
Read full storySeattle Picks The Krakens as Their New Team Nickname
SEATTLE (Funny Sport News) – After several contests, and over 30,000 suggestions, the new National Hockey League expansion team has decided on a nickname. The owners of the NHL team said that it was a very difficult choice but they picked the Krak…
Read full storyWorld's first eco-friendly execution centre opens as wind farm goes dual-purpose
The world's first eco-friendly execution centre has just opened at The Sunny Wind Farm Company in Quakerville, Pennsylvania. Chad and Chuck Cadbury shook while explaining their vision: ‘Our wind turbines often generate excess electricity, and it…
Read full storyPresident Trump Scratches His Knackers
In news that some will find somewhat offensive, and others might regard as 'uncouth', it's been reported that US president, Donald Trump, scratched his testicles this morning. Trump, whose every move is monitored by the media, then scrutinized and…
Read full storyElton John denier cult growing in popularity
In a pub in the Middlesex countryside, an awkward group gathers in secret. I, Sir Geoffroy Cockface, have come along undercover to find out more about these strange people. They are Elton John deniers, and, within fifteen minutes, they have convinced…
Read full storyKanye West Holds His First Presidential Campaign Rally and Quickly Shows That He’s Just The Black Version of President Trump
CHARLESTON, South Carolina – Kanye West, the man who may have a bigger ego than Donald Trump, kicked off his journey to the White House, at the Deep In The Heart of Dixie Convention Center. Kim Kardashian, Kanye’s wife, estimated that there were a…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Tells Playboy Magazine That Royal Sex is Just Like Common Sex, Except For a Lot Quieter and More Polite
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex sat down with a writer for Playboy Magazine, and talked about everything from Donald Trump’s silly comb-over hairdo, to the size of Queen Elizabeth’s sandals. Meghan, who is a swimsuit model for Victoria’…
Read full storyKate Gosselin Says She Still Has a Big Crush on Ex-Boyfriend Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
LOS ANGELES – Kate Gosselin, the star of “Jon and Kate Plus 8” and “Kate Plus 8”, has finally commented on her affair with Steven Tyler. Kate said that she has really been feeling bad lately due to self-isolating, and sheltering-in-place, because…
Read full storyLeaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet
Details of a report commissioned by the World Health Organization (WHO) into how viruses spread throughout large communities, have been leaked to at least one member of the press, who has gone public with the information. The WHO commissioned the…
Read full storyGhislaine Maxwell Says That In-N-Out Burger is Her Favorite Hamburger Franchise
IRVINE, California - The In-N-Out hamburger chain commented that they do not recall sex pervert Ghislaine Maxwell ever eating at their establishment as she has stated. Maxwell told one of the jail guards who is guarding her that her favorite hambu…
Read full storyDonald Trump Says He Never Met Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell – Hmmm, Photos Don't Lie
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President of the United States has again shown that he is addicted to lying. As many have said, the man could not tell the truth if he was offered 50 Big Macs. His brain is programmed to lie, lie, lie, and lie a whole bun…
Read full storyKylie Jenner Wants To Buy Revlon and Covergirl
LOS ANGELES – The richest of all of the Kardashian klan has just told the Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres news agency that she would like to purchase two giant makeup companies, Revlon and Covergirl. Kylie, the self-made billionaire, said that, ever sinc…
Read full storyMan Sues Friend Over Atomic Wedgie
Leeds, England - James Muddfield, 36, is suing his friend, Peter Swagwich, over a childish prank which led to some very severe consequences. "It happened right after Arsenal's embarrassing 5-0 loss to Chelsea on Saturday night. Pete and I had a wa…
Read full storyMike Tyson Agrees To Fight Roy Jones Jr in the Battle of the Oldies
SANTA MONICA BEACH, California (Sport Comedy) – One of the greatest boxers to ever lace ‘em up, has agreed to a match with Roy Jones Jr. “Iron” Mike Tyson will be fighting in what promoters are calling “The Battle of The Oldies”. Tyson is 54, a…
Read full storyNew Corona Symptom: Severe Hunger For Bats?
Atlanta, GA - On Tuesday, scientists at the CDC announced an array of new symptoms that may occur during a COVID-19 infection. The researchers warned that a runny nose, sore throat and congestion are being added to the list of misery that comes wi…
Read full storyBlacks Criticized For Dressing In Whiteface
The Black Lives Matter organization has come under heavy criticism this afternoon, after several of its members were seen in broad daylight dressing up as White people. The scene was Washington, DC, at an event organized in support of the election…
Read full storyPresident Trump Punches Woman In Face
There was trouble at the White House this morning, after President Donald Trump became angry with a woman journalist, leapt from his podium, and punched the woman full in the mouth. The woman was knocked unconscious. White House security guards…
Read full storyNBA: Drug Testing, Groupies, and the Bubble
The NBA has developed a well-thought-out plan that may allow it to finish the 2019-20 season, despite the coronavirus. If everyone does what they should, the NBA will complete the season and have a champion by mid-October. Basically, the plan cal…
Read full storyMan Has Decided To Get Fit
In keeping with medical advice that everyone should take regular exercise, and taking advantage of the opportunity that the Coronavirus lockdown has provided him with, one man in his 'twilight years' has decided to 'get with the program', and to star…
Read full storyPresident Trump Says He Will Never, Ever Get The Coronavirus
NEW YORK CITY – The President flew into New York City to make a special appearance on the Sean Hannity Show. Trump informed Hannity that he will never, ever come down with the Chinese Checker Coronavirus King Kong Flu. He was asked how in the w…
Read full storyTaco Bell Unveils Their Brand New Name
IRVINE, California – The Taco Bell Corporation has decided that, after using the name for almost 60 years, it is time for a change. The Taco Bell Board of Directors, after conducting dozens of research surveys throughout the country, have agreed t…
Read full storyNASCAR Will Be Adding Hot, Sexy, Scantily-Clad Cheerleaders
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – The top-ranking officials at NASCAR have expressed some concern that many long-time fans have abandoned the traditional Dixieland sport. A spokesperson for the auto racing giant says they realize that a lot of the good old…
Read full storyCorner Shop Is Now Shut
It's not the first business to suffer from the finger of fate during the Coronavirus Lockdown, and it certainly won't be the last, but a shop at the corner of two streets in one man's neighbourhood appears to have closed down at some stage recently -…
Read full storyDemi Lovato Talks About Those COVID-19 Rumors and The Texts From President Trump
HOLLYWOOD – (Funny fake story) Demi Lovato was seen shopping at a local Macy’s, while wearing a 'Singer Lives Matter' halter-top and a pair of skinny jeans that she said Beyonce had given her for her 27th birthday. Lovato told reporters that she r…
Read full story7 Reasons to Vote Kanye West for President
On Saturday, musical artist and fashion designer, Kanye West, announced his candidacy for the 2020 US Presidential election. West made his announcement via Twitter. “We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision...
Read full storyThe New York Yankees Say “Nope” To President Trump Tossing Out The First Pitch
NEW YORK CITY – (Funny sports story) The President really had his feelings hurt when he learned that his hometown Yankees said they do not want him to toss out the first pitch, as is customary. A rep for the Bronx Bombers stated that it was just…
Read full storyA federal judge has dismissed President’s Trump law suit challenging the result of the future November election
The US President petitioned the court to reject the outcome of the election if he loses, on the ground that any result which does not see him re-elected “must be fraudulent”. Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Guilliani, argued that the November 2020 election w…
Read full storyThe LPGA Will Resume With All The Lady Golfers Wearing The Medically Mandated Shocking Pink Teddies
DUBLIN, Ohio - LPGA Commissioner, Mike Whan, has said that golf balls will soon be flying, as he has approved the Ladies Professional Golfers Association season to officially begin. He stated that the organization will have several new policy chan…
Read full storyTrump: I've Always Been In Favor Of Face Masks
In what many will see as a total turnaround, President Trump has spoken about his preference for wearing a face mask in order to limit the spread of the Coronavirus, claiming that he has always been in favor of the protective mouth coverings. Trum…
Read full storyYes, Doctors Confirm, You Can Catch Coronavirus From Farts!
Atlanta, GA - Resident Gastroenterologist at the CDC, Dr. Herb Greencloud, has been studying whether a person can catch COVID-19 from a fart. And the answer is a resounding 'YES!!' Explains Dr. Greencloud, "A fart, as it's commonly known in lay…
Read full storySpoof writer says Spoof is now full of stories about 'nothing'
A writer who contributes to a satirical news website, has said that many of the stories that the site is now peppered with on a daily basis, are not really about anything. The writer - me - said that there had been a time in the dim and distant pa…
Read full storyPainting Shows President Trump And Boris Johnson May Have Been Separated At Birth
There's no disputing it! Whatever evidence anyone comes up with to the contrary, a recent portrait shows that, without the shadow of a doubt, Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are identical twin brothers who must have been separated at birth! The por…
Read full storySnope's cat has coronary when given a copy of TheSpoof.com to fact check
Santa Cataliner, Californication - The SNOPES cat is recovering from a massive coronary event it suffered after its irascible owners tried to use pages from TheSpoof.com to train the cat to "fact check". The cat normally indicates that all facts a…
Read full storyDonald Trump Has Kept Promise To Make America Grate Again
As President Donald Trump stumbles from disaster to disaster to disaster, through initial inactivity over the Coronavirus, overactivity in prescribing its miraculous bleaching agent 'cure', and heavy-handed reactivity in his recent 'mob dispersal tec…
Read full storyRobot Goes Mad Online
An internet robot that is charged with carrying out automated forum posting of material on a satirical news website, took leave of its senses this morning, and went completely berserk. The robot, known as 'Forumbot', or 'Forum Bot', at TheSpoof.co…
Read full storyThe NFL Tells Tampa Bay Buccaneers Receiver Rob Gronkowski That His Partying Days Are Over
NEW YORK CITY – (Funny sports story) The NFL has put its cleated foot down and issued a directive that it will not allow any player to be a party animal. The NFL singled out Rob Gronkowski of the Tampa Bay Bucs, who is an infamous party animal. Gr…
Read full storyTwelve Florida Marlin Players Are Stricken With The Coronapalooza Virus
MIAMI - (Sports Satire) - The sports world is in a state of shock, as they have just learned that the Florida Marlins have announced that a dozen of their players now have COVID-19. Team manager, Don Mattingly, stated that they still have 43 other…
Read full storyNeil Young Says President Trump Needs to Stop Stealing His Creative Work
LOS ANGELES – (Music Satire) - Neil Young, a singer-songwriter, who gained fame back in the 1970s with the heavy-partying band, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young, is fed up with President Trump’s unmitigated, downright stealing of his creative work.
Read full storySylvester Stallone To Star As President Trump in the Movie “From Moscow With Love”
HOLLYWOOD – (Fake movie news) Word filtering out of Celluoid City is that one of the greatest Italian movie stars of all time, Sylvester Stallone, has signed to appear in a movie about President Trump. Stallone, who just turned 74, has been cast…
Read full storyBoris admits mistakes were made but he’ll do better next time
Earlier today Boris Johnson acknowledged some failings regarding the initial coronavirus press briefings. ‘I do think that, perhaps, with hindsight, I could have taken better expert advice, listened more, and adapted to the situation quicker. On…
Read full storyThe Pied Piper of The Potomac, Admits That, If Adolf Hitler Were Alive Today, He Would Pardon Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Fake News story) – The man who many Republicans are now calling the messed-up fella, who is going to not only lose the presidential election, but the Senate as well, says he has been feeling ill lately. He said that it’s not his…
Read full storyPresident Trump Has Banned The Playing of Hip Hop and Rap Music in the White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) President Trump has made it very clear that, not only does he not like the Black Lives Matter movement, but he truly despises rap music and hip hop music. He has issued a presidential executive order prohibiting the…
Read full storyPussy Riot To Donate All The Profits From Their New Song To An Excellent Cause
LOS ANGELES – The all-girl Russian band, who hate President Putin more than cavemen hated taking baths, has just released their latest song titled, “Damnit, Where The Hell Did All These Friggin' Racists Come From?" Pussy Riot was recently honored…
Read full storyClemson University Devastated as Their Mascot Tests Positive For C-19
CLEMSON, South Carolina – There is sadness in the halls of Clemson University, as the school’s beloved mascot has come down with the Coronapalooza virus. A student who was in charge of taking care of the cherished tiger, named “Paw-Paw,” said that…
Read full storyPresident Trump Film On Ice As No Actor Good Enough To Accurately Portray The Subject
A major new Hollywood movie project depicting the life of US president, Donald Trump, has had to be shelved for the moment, after executives said that finding someone to play the leading role accurately was proving impossible. Make-up departments…
Read full storyMan Fondly Recalls The Dooleys
A man who was idly daydreaming the other day, started to think about music from his childhood, and remembered that the first 7" vinyl single record he ever bought was The Dooleys 1974 Eurovision Song Contest entry, 'Hands Across the Sea'. Tatty M…
Read full storyKanye West Demands That People Stop Calling Him a Crybaby
WEST HOLLYWOOD, California – (Fake news story) Kanye West said he is disappointed in the American people. He pointed out that just because he is one of the most sensitive individuals in Tinsel Town, that does not mean that he is not qualified to be p…
Read full storyPresident Trump didn't send a single tweet today
11:59pm - There was a virtual storm on social media this evening, and several posts went viral when it was realized that President Donald J. Trump had not sent a single Twitter tweet all day! The Trumpster, as he is known by some satirists, had be…
Read full storyKanye West is Toying With The Idea of Changing His Name to Kanye Trumpovich
LOS ANGELES (Funny Story) – Kanye West stopped crying long enough to tell reporters, after his first rally, that the rally went fantastic. He noted that, every hour, he is picking up thousands and thousands of new supporters from as far away place…
Read full storyKellyanne Conway’s Anti-Trump Daughter is Back and With a Vengeance!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The president’s chief counsel and head adviser has just learned that her daughter, Claudia, is back attacking DJT with an unrelenting vengeance. Young Claudia recently had her cell phone taken away by her mommy, be…
Read full storyAdam Silver, Strip Clubs, and the NBA Bubble
The first publicized incident about a break in the bubble rules involved Dwight Howard, who plays for the Lakers, the team generally considered most likely to win the NBA championship. The second publicized incident involved Lou Williams, who plays…
Read full storyAnti-stupid vaccine marketed as an anti-vaccine vaccine
Medical experts plan to deal with anti-vaxxers who want take the hoped-for anti-coronavirus vaccine, by marketing an anti-stupid vaccine as an anti-vaccine vaccine. ‘We are convincing stupid people that the anti-coronavirus vaccine will soon be s…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Has Just Been Named to the Black Lives Matter Board of Directors
CHICAGO – (Fake news story) Meghan Markle has just announced that her favorite organization, Black Lives Matter, has just named her to be on the Board of Directors. Markle stated that the job only pays $175 a week, but there are some very nice fri…
Read full storyFood Shortages Loom, As No Chicken For Sale At Market
The Coronavirus has had many effects on our daily lives: we can't go to work; businesses are failing; we have to distance ourselves from others; we have to wear facemasks; and, we have to queue at supermarkets. When we get into the supermarkets, h…
Read full storyThe Utah Jazz and The New Orleans Pelicans Finally Kick The NBA Season Off With Every Single Player and Coach Kneeling
ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) – After months of speculation, concern, worry, and downright confusion due to the Coronavirus, the NBA balls are now bouncing at the Orlando Bubble. NBA Commissioner Adam "Hi Yo" Silver remarked that it is good t…
Read full storyGOP'ers 4 Biden Is Made Up of Former President Bush Staff Members
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The latest anti-Trump group to spring up is perhaps one that Trump hates more than any of the others. Individuals who served in President George W. Bush’s White House, have formed a group of hundreds, and they are as anti-Trump…
Read full storyWhy are right-wingers such fervent conspiracy nuts?
Conspiracy theories have been around since before the age of mass communication. In fact, before the days of printed media, the conspiracy theory was often the only way of learning about the latest worldwide events. In the 14th century, most Briti…
Read full storyFears of a Second Covid19 pandemic are being started
Following the disappointing spring pandemic of Covid19, the mass media are stoking fear that a second wave could be launched within just weeks. The BBC and Sky news, especially, are wanting to spread panic and fear amongst the population. But what…
Read full storyMan Doesn't Know Why He Bothers
A man who has been 'locked-down' since March due to worries over the spread of the Coronavirus, had, until recently, tried to maintain an air of normality about his everyday routine, but now feels it's all pointless, and says he doesn't really know w…
Read full storyA White House Source Said That Kellyanne Conway Talked the President out of Napalming Portland
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake news story) A highly-reliable source within the White House walls has revealed that the President was actually considering calling in a napalm air strike on the Portland protesters. The source said that the President had a…
Read full storyMan Feels Like He Might Never Set Foot In England Again
A man who left England more than a decade ago, to live in southeast Asia, has said that, because of the Coronavirus, and the restictions on travel the pandemic has caused, he thinks he might never set foot back in his home country again. Moys Kenw…
Read full storyMelania Trump Says That It Is Time To Have The President Committed Before He Hurts Himself or Someone Else
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News Story) President Trump’s doctor accidentally revealed to the news media that “Orange Boy” is 69 pounds overweight. The doctor said that he has tried to put the president on a diet, but he always says the same thing:…
Read full storyWWE Wrestler Ronda Rousey Has Agreed To Wrestle Mike Tyson
LAS VEGAS – Ronda Rousey has said that there is no one on the face of the Earth that she is afraid of, not even Mike “The Ear Biter” Tyson. Rousey, who stands 5-feet 7-inches tall, and weighs 121 pounds, said that she has agreed to wrestle Tyson,…
Read full storyWolfman Jack Statue Toppled: Anguished Howls Heard In The Night
BILLINGSGATE POST: Who would dare defy the God of Wolves? A self-styled demon himself, Wolfman Jack patterned himself after Fenrir, a monstrous wolf of Norse mythology. Fenrir was the issue of the demoniac god Loki and an Amazonian giantess named…
Read full storyMandatory face masks in shops causes concern - ‘What’s the problem?’ said Robbie the Robber
Boris Johnson is concerned that his message for everyone to wear masks in shops, banks and post offices may be taken advantage of. ‘Business has been slow,’ said Robbie the Robber, ‘but this idea of Boris’, everyone wearing masks, is great, as no…
Read full storyTokyo's Olympic Sex Doll Mascots Are Very Deflated
Tokyo, Japan - The 14-foot-tall Olympic sex doll mascots, Kinki and Minki, are very depressed about the Games being cancelled this summer, and moved back to 2021. "They won't even wear their volleyball bikinis!" explained Titzi Wowi, the mascots'…
Read full storyUS Presidential Election To Be Held Early
News is just emerging from several sources in Washington that, in contrast to the proposals put forward by President Donald Trump that this November's presidential election might be delayed, it might be necessary to go to the polls early. Maybe ev…
Read full storyBeyonce and The (Dixie) Chicks Will Be Going on a Concert Tour Together in 2021
HOLLYWOOD – LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Beyonce and The Chicks have just signed to perform on the “2021 Beyonce & The Chicks - Black & White World-Wide Concert Tour”. The Chicks, whose career has just recently been revitalized w…
Read full storyBlackpool Pleasure Beach To Embrace Prostitution
There was great excitement in the British holiday industry yesterday, when it was announced that, from next year, one of the English Tourist Board's most vaunted attractions, Blackpool Pleasure Beach, will change its focus a little. The Pleasure B…
Read full storyGerman cat has 'Fly-Phobia' - unheard of before!
Eifel, Germany: A cat has been discovered with a quite unique phobia, and has been sent to the Robert Koch Institute, Munich, for further examination. A farm cat, non-domestic, named Anton, not from Tyrol, was seen twitching, blinking and running for…
Read full storyChic-fil-A Reaches Out to the Gay Community and Says Our Chickens Don’t Care if You’re Gay
COLLEGE PARK, Georgia – (Business Satire) - Several years ago, the CEO and owner of Chic-fil-A made a comment that upset the LGBTQ community something awful. And the LGBTQers got together and boycotted the chicken establishment, saying that they’d…
Read full storyBlack Lives Matter Says Superman, James Bond, Should Be Black
The world of entertainment was in a virtual state of flux this evening, after the Black Lives Matter organization announced their intention to protest over what they are calling, racist stereotypes in the field of acting. Primary targets within BL…
Read full storyGun-Totin' Bible-Thumpin' Confederate-Flag-Wavin' Rednecks Find Peace through Meditation
(Funny Story) After Nepalese monk, Trungpye Dharmaprajna, successfully snatched the pebble from his master's hand, he spent forty days in deep meditation before deciding on the next phase of his journey. "My master agreed to send me and a handful…
Read full storyA Scientist Has Discovered That Cicadas Have Been Sent From Outer Space in Order To Irritate The Citizens of Earth
BOSTON – One of the most respected entomologists in the country has just made an amazing discovery. Dr. Kamayaki Susu, who is the head of the Boston College School of Entomology, stated that he has been studying cicadas for 41 years. He express…
Read full storyPresident Trump is Building a Wall Around the White House and He Said Mexico is Going to Pay For It
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - The President has just informed the news media that he will continue with the construction on the big, beautiful, unclimbable wall that will encircle the White House. Trump said that the wall will be built b…
Read full storyGhislaine Maxwell Denies Meeting President Trump (And Other Denials)
There were denials and counter-denials aplenty today, as Ghislaine Maxwell, the former girlfriend of sex pest, Jeffrey Epstein, crept out from under a stone to face an investigation into her own role in the shenanigans. In the last few days, Presi…
Read full storyThe World’s Richest Man, Jeff Bezos Says He'll Purchase The Washington Redskins (Right Now!)
MIAMI – The richest man on Earth has just said that he’ll write Daniel Snyder a check for the Washington Redskins right now. Jeff Bezos, who is worth over $150 billion, has a residence in the D.C. area, so the team would literally be in his backya…
Read full storyChristmas To Be Delayed Until Next Year
In what's been described as the craziest plan ever hatched, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that, due to the ongoing worries of a Coronavirus 'second wave', and even more embarrassment over his handling of the pandemic, Christmas in the UK...
Read full storyLady Gaga Reveals That Donald Trump Molested Her When She Was Only 27-Years-Old
NEW YORK CITY – Lady Gaga recently spoke with a reporter with The New York Sun Observer, and revealed a secret that she has been keeping to herself for several years. The famed singer was recently performing at Manhattan’s Musical Notes Lounge in…
Read full storyCOVID-19 Could Mean Lock-Down for Six More Years
WASHINGTON DC - The World Health Organization (WHO) has issued an Urgent Situation Update for the Coronavirus Pandemic. The top WHO official, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, warned nations that "the worst is yet to come." Much of the concern came…
Read full storyDutch wife demands to know why her husbands' poop stinks more than hers!
(UNEDITED) After doing what every living creature on the planet must do, pooping, a Dutch woman ranted at her hubby demanding to know why his stinks and hers doesn't? "Don't blame me! Go to the local laboratory and find out because we eat the same…
Read full storyMan Was Distracted, And Filled Kettle Over Its Limit
A man has told of how, as he was filling a kettle with some cold water so that he could make a cup of tea this afternoon, he was distracted by the sound of cows mooing outside his back door, and inadvertently allowed the water in the kettle to rise a…
Read full storyTrump suggests golf game to decide election
President Trump tweeted this morning that a game of golf should decide the 2020 US election, to avoid what he claims are "fake voters" that would corrupt the result. "A lot of people say it's the best way to decide who should be president," said T…
Read full storyThe Cockatoo Is A Bird With A Strange Name, Says Woman
There are some wonderful creatures in the animal kingdom, with all kinds of amazing characteristics, but there can't be too many with a name as strange as the Cockatoo. And now, a woman who is interested in the subject has spoken out. Wendy Sok…
Read full storyHarry Maguire Wants To Leave Manchester United
You couldn't make it up! Only two weeks after the official restart of the Premier League season, and Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has said that he wants to leave Old Trafford in the summer! Roundly criticised for his inept performa…
Read full storyMajor League Baseball is Now Considering Tearing Down Coronavirus-Infested Marlins Park
MIAMI - (Sports Satire) - Rob Manfred, commissioner of MLB, has told the sports media that every day, his damn headache gets worse and worse. He pointed out that, now, a team of baseball park inspectors are recommending that the Florida Marlins'…
Read full storyMelania Trump Has Just Agreed to Do a 2021 Daisy Duke’s Short Shorts Calendar
NEW YORK CITY – The First Lady, who was a model before she was snatched up by Donald Trump, recently met with Mature Woman Magazine. The magazine caters to females who are 40 and over. Melly recently turned 50, but looks 40, especially when she is…
Read full storyAlien Takeover: Trump, Politicians, and the Coronavirus
Physicist, parapsychologist, and ufologist, Dr. Stanton Marrs, has an explanation for the mess the United States finds itself in. “On one level, it’s easy to blame Trump and politicians, in general, for the COVID-19 disaster, and our nation’s pe…
Read full storyDaisy Duke Short Shorts Continue To Be Popular
Fashion trends come and go, but the perennial popularity of one particular item of clothing has surprised fashion gurus and fashionistas alike. Daisy Duke short shorts, the ultra-short shorts worn by Catherine Bach in her role as Daisy Duke in the…
Read full storyNewspaper review: funny UK sleazy tabloid and broadsheet headlines
Sniffing under the counters of newsagents can be quite exciting, especially when Jaggedone sends his CIA,' Cockroach Infiltration Army' undercover reporters all over the UK to find out the latest sleaze offerings which the UK public loves to read; he…
Read full storyAnt eating will save the world, not the ants!
Scientists have discovered that eating certain species of ants could save half of the world from starvation, and those who are obese, and love junk food, should be forced to eat ants to save astronomical health costs and airlines enlarging their seat…
Read full storyAn 8-Year-Old Boy From Wyoming Can Kick a Football 65 Yards
CHEYENNE, Wyoming – Ever since little Timmy Nix was in his mother’s womb, she knew that he was going to be something special. Mrs. Nix said that she would be sitting on the sofa watching “The Young and the Restless”, and, all of a sudden, little T…
Read full storyWashington Redskins New Name Suggestions Pour In
After confirmation, on Monday, that the Washington Redskins were to, finally, ditch their name, there was a rush amongst fans to suggest a new one. Redskins owner, Dan Snyder, who had originally said that he would "never" change the name, or his m…
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