There were 208 spoof news stories published in December 2021. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Vice President Harris to address a bowl of tuna salad

Vice President Harris to address a bowl of tuna salad

The Vice President will travel to the headquarters of Subway sandwich shops to talk to a “large, restaurant style bowl of the famous Subway tuna salad.” A spokesperson for the Vice president emphasized that he bowl “was quite large and was the…

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Funny story: Nude Photos of Sarah Ferguson Have Surfaced In Birmingham, England

Nude Photos of Sarah Ferguson Have Surfaced In Birmingham, England

BIRMINGHAM, England – (UK News)- Scotland Yard has just been informed that a dozen X-rated photos of Sarah Ferguson, “The Duchess of York” have been found in a pawn shop in Birmingham. A spokesperson for Scotland Yard, Wilmington McWax, 43, inform…

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Funny story: One of The Largest Meteors In History Is Heading Towards Alabama

One of The Largest Meteors In History Is Heading Towards Alabama

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News reports that it has just learned from information guru Andy Cohen, that one of the biggest meteors in the history of the world is speeding towards Earth, and is expected to hit the state of Alabama…

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Funny story: Five Guys Burgers Adds a Partner And Will Now Become Six Guys Burgers

Five Guys Burgers Adds a Partner And Will Now Become Six Guys Burgers

IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia – (Satire News) – Five Guys Burgers first came into being in 1986, and now 35 years later, they have just announced that they will be changing their corporate name. Five Guys executives state that effective immediately…

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Funny story: Celine Dion Down To 81 Pounds Insists She Is Not Anorexic

Celine Dion Down To 81 Pounds Insists She Is Not Anorexic

LAS VEGAS – (Entertainment Satire) – Close friends of songstress Celine Dion are extremely worried about her, as she has dipped down to a skinny-as-hell 81 pounds. A member of her Las Vegas band, who begged not to have his name released, said that…

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Funny story: Dollar Tree In a Blockbuster Move Is Now Selling Pets!

Dollar Tree In a Blockbuster Move Is Now Selling Pets!

IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia – (Satire News) – The Nation’s #1 variety discount store chain has just hit a gold mine! Boom Boom News is reporting that the store that sells all kinds of items for $1.25 has ventured into the pet arena. And nation…

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Funny story: 47 Brazen-As-Hell Smash and Grab Vandals Invade A McDonalds!

47 Brazen-As-Hell Smash and Grab Vandals Invade A McDonalds!

DETROIT – (Satire News) – The new “Smash & Grab” sickness is really getting out of hand. Reporter Papaya Bamboo with Tabloid Today was the first to report that originally the “Smash & Grab” jerks and jerkettes were hitting high-dollar sto…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Become The Spokesperson For Preparation H

Donald Trump To Become The Spokesperson For Preparation H

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The word coming out of Madison Avenue is that the Preparation H Corporation has just signed the twice-impeached, one-term former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to be the official face of Preparation H. A spoke…

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Funny story: Donald the Con Man

Donald the Con Man

(To be sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman") Donald the Con Man was a pissy mean old fool With a fake orange face and a bulbous nose And two eyes without a soul. Donald the Con Man is a sordid tale, they say. He was made of dough but the…

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Funny story: The McDonalds Corporation Will Be Naming a Special 4-Meat Burger In Honor of Russian President Vladimir Putin

The McDonalds Corporation Will Be Naming a Special 4-Meat Burger In Honor of Russian President Vladimir Putin

CICERO, Illinois – (Satire News) – In a move that has shocked fast food patrons throughout America, and the entire world actually, the McDonalds Corporation has announced a new menu item for 2022. A Mickey D’s spokesperson informed the news media…

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Funny story: Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell Are Interested In Buying Manchester United

Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell Are Interested In Buying Manchester United

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Two of the richest and most popular residents of England are Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell. Tickety Boo News has just heard from a very reliable source inside Buckingham Palace that the two gentlemen have been talking about…

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Funny story: The Reason Why Putin Decided Not To Invade Slovenia

The Reason Why Putin Decided Not To Invade Slovenia

MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin Voice has just announced that Russia will not be invading Slovenia after all. The state-owned publication stated that President Vladimir Putin, and he alone, made the decision, and of course as everyone in Russ…

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Funny story: Scientists Say That The Great Salt Lake In Nevada Is Actually Only .3% Salt and Not 99% As Previously Believed

Scientists Say That The Great Salt Lake In Nevada Is Actually Only .3% Salt and Not 99% As Previously Believed

SALT LAKE CITY – (Satire News) – A group of Utah scientists recently finished a five week research study and they have learned that the Great Salt Lake is not what it appears to be. For millions of years, everyone believed that the lake, whose rea…

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Funny story: Texts From and To The Famous & Infamous (January 7, 2022)

Texts From and To The Famous & Infamous (January 7, 2022)

THE FOLLOWING TEXTS WERE COMPILED BY THE SENIOR WRITER FOR TITTLE TATTLE TONIGHT, PICO DE GALLO MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, AARON RODGERS, MELANIA TRUMP, & CAITLYN JENNER Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – I just want you to know that I am not as ugl…

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Funny story: A Massive Lady Bug Invasion Hits Texas

A Massive Lady Bug Invasion Hits Texas

WACO, Texas – (Satire News) – Throughout the years, the state of Texas has seen many different types of insect invasions; including the Dreaded Canadian Cicada Invasion of 1959, the Infamous Costa Rican Cricket Invasion of 1993, the Horrendous Missis…

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Funny story: President Biden Has Proof That Donald Trump Colluded With The Russians, The Chinese, and The Venezuelans

President Biden Has Proof That Donald Trump Colluded With The Russians, The Chinese, and The Venezuelans

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The New News Now News Agency has just boken the story that President Biden has just been informed by the CIA that the ex-president, Don the Con (Trump), did in fact have underhanded dealings with Vladimir Putin and…

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Funny story: Portugal To Allow Russia To Build A Military Air Base On Their Soil

Portugal To Allow Russia To Build A Military Air Base On Their Soil

LISBOA, Portugal – (Satire News) – Word out of the Iberian Peninsula is that Portugal has agreed to allow Russia to build an air base within its borders. Portuguese President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa, aka “Sparky” informed the news media that he an…

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Funny story: The Coronavirus Has Caused Sales of Convertibles To Plummet By 83%

The Coronavirus Has Caused Sales of Convertibles To Plummet By 83%

DETROIT – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just broken the story that sales of convertibles have plummeted by 83%. The tremendous fall is being blamed solely on the Coronavirus (aka The Trumpapalooza virus) which was named by China’s leader Xi J…

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Funny story: The California Forest Fire Report Is In And It Is Un-Effing-Believable

The California Forest Fire Report Is In And It Is Un-Effing-Believable

SACRAMENTO – (Satire News)- The California wildfires of the Summer of 2021, were the worst in the history of the state. The California Commission of Wildfires (CCW) stated that they surpassed the 1949 La Brea Tar Pits Fire, the Calexico Fire of 19…

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Funny story: Computer playing up, just to piss you off

Computer playing up, just to piss you off

Your computer knows all about you. It knows your search history, your innermost soul, and what you think. Sometimes, it doesn't freeze due to performing an illegal action, or because too many tabs are open. Sometimes, it just plays you up to piss…

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin’s New Tell-All Book Titled “I Was The Master–And Trump Was The Puppet” Is Flying Off The Book Shelves

Vladimir Putin’s New Tell-All Book Titled “I Was The Master–And Trump Was The Puppet” Is Flying Off The Book Shelves

MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Vodkavich, Russia’s national news agency is reporting that President Vladimir Putin’s tell-all book is flying off the shelves faster than the KGB biography, “We Are Watching You Peoples.” Vodkavich says that the book is on…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City

Major League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob “The Robster” Manfred has just informed the world-wide sports media of an astounding decision; never before done in the annals of sports. Manfred has stated that he has decid…

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Funny story: Illegal Tweets From Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump

Illegal Tweets From Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump

Mar-a-Lago - (Satire News) - 2:45 am TWEET 1. I don’t care what Biden, Harris, Pelosi, Shumer, and Lemon say, I won the election fair and square. [2:45 am] TWEET 2. For the last time, I have never boinked that horrendously ugly whore Marjorie T…

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Funny story: Brussel Sprouts Still being disagreeable, again

Brussel Sprouts Still being disagreeable, again

In homes all over the land, on Christmas Day Auntie Gladys will declare as she does every year, that she loves Brussel Sprouts, but they disagree with her. And so it is that once again Brussel Sprouts will disagree with Auntie Gladys again. Auntie…

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Funny story: President Biden Issues A Stern Warning To Canada About Canadian Fishermen Illegally Entering Into US Waters To Catch Dolphins

President Biden Issues A Stern Warning To Canada About Canadian Fishermen Illegally Entering Into US Waters To Catch Dolphins

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the Hullabaloo News Agency, President Biden is one very, very upset hombre (man). HNA writer Abel Zorro spoke with the president in the Mrs. Abraham Lincoln Sitting Room in the White House. POTUS…

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Funny story: Holiday Message From Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah

Holiday Message From Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah

BILLINGSGATE POST: There is no universally accepted term to describe the reversing of letters to mock public figures. But to those who care about esoteric trivia, Joe Biden spelled backwards = Eoj Nedib. As previously noted, in the first caliphate, t…

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Funny story: The Bravo Network Cancels The Reality Cooking Show – “Cooking Healthy With Donald Trump" After Airing Only 1 Episode!

The Bravo Network Cancels The Reality Cooking Show – “Cooking Healthy With Donald Trump" After Airing Only 1 Episode!

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of Mar-a-Lago are that the former Asshole-in-Chief (Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is totally devastated at the fact that his reality show, “Cooking Healthy With Donald Trump” has just been cancel…

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Funny story: President Biden Says That Trump Will Have To Start Paying For His Own Personal Bodyguards

President Biden Says That Trump Will Have To Start Paying For His Own Personal Bodyguards

WASHINGTON D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just broken the story that effective immediately, the twice-impeached, one-term loser Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump will no longer have his 12-man Secret Service detail paid for b…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Cannot Go To Prison Simply Because The Inmates Will Turn Him Into a Girl Within 24 Hours

Donald Trump Says He Cannot Go To Prison Simply Because The Inmates Will Turn Him Into a Girl Within 24 Hours

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – The former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania known as Trump The Chump is finally realizing reality. The Trumptard who was a total and complete predator, liar, bigot, racist, and your basic run-of-the-mill hemorrho…

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Funny story: B.O. Plenty: He Had It All - 3rd In A Series

B.O. Plenty: He Had It All - 3rd In A Series

BILLINGSGATE POST: All of Dick Tracy’s villains had major character flaws. But it was the physical flaws that separated the men from the boys. B.O. Plenty had it all, but just mostly. Life was good for him. At an early age he distinguished himself…

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Funny story: President Biden, VP Harris, and Dr. Fauci All Agree That Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump Is 100% Responsible For The Covid-19 Pandemic

President Biden, VP Harris, and Dr. Fauci All Agree That Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump Is 100% Responsible For The Covid-19 Pandemic

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The highly respected Alpha Beta News Agency has just reported that the president, the vice-president and the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases have just sent out a press briefing…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Says That She Does Not Appreciate Being Called "The Duchess of Pork"

Sarah Ferguson Says That She Does Not Appreciate Being Called "The Duchess of Pork"

LIVERPOOL – (UK Satire) – Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, spoke candidly with Bee’s Knees reporter Birmingham Cribworthy, and told him to please write a column saying that she (Fergie) wants everyone to stop calling her “The Duchess of Pork.

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders To Perform In Russia, China, and Cambodia

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders To Perform In Russia, China, and Cambodia

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The billionaire owner of the Dallas Cowboys has just announced to the sports media that his ‘female’ pride and joy, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are going overseas to be goodwill ambassadors. Dallas owner Jerry Jones,…

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Funny story: Mount Everest Isn’t The Highest Mountain On Earth?

Mount Everest Isn’t The Highest Mountain On Earth?

With Covid, Delta, Omicron, climate change, Trump's constant shell game, Trump cronies thumbing their nose at subpoenas, James Bond dying, one has to believe that there's one solid constant in this world that will not change, is solid as gravity, and…

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Funny story: The North Dakota Senate Votes To Revert To The State’s Original Name

The North Dakota Senate Votes To Revert To The State’s Original Name

FARGO, North Dakota – (Satire News) – The North Dakota Senate voted 77 to 23 to change the name that has been in existence for 132 years. State historian Burgess Biscuit, 63, stated that the state was originally named Upper Dakota, but it was chan…

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Funny story: Costa Rica’s Banana Famine Is Causing It’s Monkeys To Move Down To Panama

Costa Rica’s Banana Famine Is Causing It’s Monkeys To Move Down To Panama

PUERTO CHANGO, Costa Rica – (Satire News) – The Costa Rican government is extremely concerned due to the on-going Banana Famine of 2021. A spokesperson for the government, Willardo Villa-Sopaipilla, who is 97, stated that this is the worst banana…

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Funny story: Osaka, Japan to Revert To the Original Spelling, Osucka

Osaka, Japan to Revert To the Original Spelling, Osucka

TOKYO, Japan – (Satire News) – The Saki News Agency has stated that the Japanese Congress has voted by a vote of 91 to 90 to go back to using the original spelling of the word Osaka. The name, which was first coined in 1707, was Osuka. The name me…

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Funny story: Adele and The The Raging Female Hormones Band To Perform At Super Bowl LVI (51)

Adele and The The Raging Female Hormones Band To Perform At Super Bowl LVI (51)

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The NFL has just announced that the half-time performers at the 2022 Super Bowl, which will be held at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, California, will be British singer Adele and the British rock group, The Raging Female…

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Funny story: President Biden May Close Off Florida

President Biden May Close Off Florida

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider, who wishes to remain anonymous, has just let it leak, that POTUS called a meeting of his closest, most trusted advisors about the situation in Florida. The insider told Pico de Gallo, with…

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Funny story: The Reason Why President Biden Has Invited Trump To The White House Will Shock You!

The Reason Why President Biden Has Invited Trump To The White House Will Shock You!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Most of America was shocked when it was reported by BuzzFuzz that President Biden invited the former White House occupant to visit the White House. BuzzFuzz senior reporter Taffeta Kixx was the first to report th…

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Funny story: What Torture Does Trump Threaten If Someone Squeals?

What Torture Does Trump Threaten If Someone Squeals?

With Donald Trump’s people backing out of testifying on the events of January 4th, 5th and 6th, trying to overturn his lost 2020 election, or to testify about his four year stay at the White House, or about that questionable weekend at the Moscow Rit…

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Funny story: Bipolar Opinion Column

Bipolar Opinion Column

In spite of our reputation as a humor site, we take the issue of mental illness seriously. Therefore we are proud to present a perspective on social issues from Franklin J. Russo, an American commentator with a unique personal perspective. Frank…

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Funny story: Just Call Me Pruneface: 2nd In A Series

Just Call Me Pruneface: 2nd In A Series

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pruneface was a high-ranking Nazi saboteur working surreptitiously in the U.S. during the Second World War. His code-name was "Boche" (the French word for "German"). Although he looked like a prune, his deep wrinkles were the resu…

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Funny story: Trump Denies That He Bought Girlfriend Hope Hicks a House in The Hamptons

Trump Denies That He Bought Girlfriend Hope Hicks a House in The Hamptons

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has put out that DJT (Trump) recently purchased a home for his former chief adviser/girlfriend Hope Hicks in the ritzy-as-the-dickens the Hamptons. Trump, as usual used his same old excuse,…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Begs Colin Kaepernick To Please Forgive Him For Being Such a Racist Asshole

Donald Trump Begs Colin Kaepernick To Please Forgive Him For Being Such a Racist Asshole

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Sports Satire) – According to the Sports Bet Gazette, the former “Golfer-in-Chief,” Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, has reached out to the super star NFL quarterback that he repeatedly insulted with his racist remarks. SBG se…

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Funny story: President Biden Said That Trump Texted Him And Asked Him To Please Give Him a Presidential Pardon

President Biden Said That Trump Texted Him And Asked Him To Please Give Him a Presidential Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just verified that the Trumptard aka (The Hooha Grabber), had the damn nerve to ask POTUS for a Presidential Pardon. ABNA writer Mimosa Sabrosa could not believe the unmitigated gal…

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Funny story: England's Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s Tell-All Book Reveals That He Considers Donald Trump The Most Racist Asshole Since Adolf Hitler

England's Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s Tell-All Book Reveals That He Considers Donald Trump The Most Racist Asshole Since Adolf Hitler

LONDON – (English Satire) – The United Kingdom’s The Bee’s Knees News Agency is reporting that Boris Johnson’s new book titled “Donald Trump Sux The Big One and Dozens And Dozens of Other True Statements About The Orange Complected Whore Mongering Sh…

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Funny story: Biden - Fauci clash on Santa's 2021 Christmas Rounds

Biden - Fauci clash on Santa's 2021 Christmas Rounds

Just an hour after Dr. Fauci ordered that Santa must shelter-in-place this year until further notice, President Biden issued a statement claiming he was in contact with NORAD, tracking Santa's progress. Reached at his home for comment, Fauci sound…

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Funny story: France Fears That The Grape Cicada Infestation Could Wipe Out Their Wine Production

France Fears That The Grape Cicada Infestation Could Wipe Out Their Wine Production

PARIS - (Satire News) – France’s national news agency, Ohh La La, has just reported that the Grape Cicada Infestation has gotten a lot worse. A spokesperson for the French government stated that the cicadas originated up in Finland and they migrat…

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Funny story: Op-Ed: Donald Trump Is Not Santa Claus And Joe Biden Won The Election

Op-Ed: Donald Trump Is Not Santa Claus And Joe Biden Won The Election

An urgent message is getting out and collecting a lot of steam. This message is: There is a Santa Claus, but it isn’t Donald Trump! The Republican Stop The Steal committee should give up their Steal campaign. They are beginning to look like Chicken…

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Funny story: President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Prohibiting Members of Al-Qaeda, The Taliban, Isis, and Hezbollah From Entering The US

President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Prohibiting Members of Al-Qaeda, The Taliban, Isis, and Hezbollah From Entering The US

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The president acting on advice from VP Harris, Senator Pelosi, and info guru Andy Cohen has just signed a new PEO which bans all terrorists from entering the U.S. POTUS made it abundantly clear that any and all t…

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Funny story: Former President Announces His Own Death

Former President Announces His Own Death

Bedminster, NJ - Donald Trump, who pretended to be president for four years, today announced his death. The person now known as The Former Guy, or TFG, made the statement at a gathering of four pseudo-journalists at his New Jersey golf club. “I, D…

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Funny story: India Decides To Turn The Taj Mahal Into a Gigantic Shopping Mall

India Decides To Turn The Taj Mahal Into a Gigantic Shopping Mall

BOMBAY, India – (World Satire) – India’s Sacred Cow News Agency is reporting that the country has decided to get with the modern times and it will be turning the famous pastel white marble mausoleum into an ultra modern shopping mall. The mall wil…

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Funny story: The US Supreme Court Has Ordered Donald Trump To Pay Rhode Island $255,805

The US Supreme Court Has Ordered Donald Trump To Pay Rhode Island $255,805

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a perfect example of how things will eventually catch up to you, Donald Trump (aka The Nazi-Lover) has just been informed by his favorite child Ivanka, that he will have to pay a hefty fine. The Supreme Court,…

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Funny story: Holiday Drone Attack On Dr. Billingsgate: Round Up The Usual Suspects

Holiday Drone Attack On Dr. Billingsgate: Round Up The Usual Suspects

BILLINGSGATE POST: By The Platters: When the twilight is gone and no songbirds are singing When the twilight is gone you come into my heart And here in my heart you will stay while I pray… That no more f*cking drones come my way. As anyone…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Has Approved The Building of A Brand New Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool At Buckingham Palace

Queen Elizabeth Has Approved The Building of A Brand New Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool At Buckingham Palace

LONDON – (UK Satire) – Word coming out of Buck House, as that Nazi-loving, sexual predator, Donald J. Trump refers to Buckingham Palace, is that her majesty, has finally approved the construction of a new state-of-the-art Olympic-sized swimming pool.

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Funny story: Ghislaine Maxwell Can Go Scot-Free If She Turns On Donald Trump

Ghislaine Maxwell Can Go Scot-Free If She Turns On Donald Trump

OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – Ghislaine Maxwell or Ghisy, as her fellow female inmates refer to prisoner #690369071, informed the Sing Sing Prison warden that she is ready to sing like a friggin' canary (and implicating Trump) if it means that…

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Funny story: The LPGA’s Sex Goddess Paige Spiranac Agrees To Pose Naked In A Men’s Magazine

The LPGA’s Sex Goddess Paige Spiranac Agrees To Pose Naked In A Men’s Magazine

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Many golfing writers, enthusiasts, and fans all agree that the best thing to ever happen to the Ladies Professional Golf Association is namely one hot, sexy, gorgeously delicious babe named Paige Spiranac. The big…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson To Debate Donald Trump On Racism – Johnson Is Against Racism and Trump Is For Racism

Boris Johnson To Debate Donald Trump On Racism – Johnson Is Against Racism and Trump Is For Racism

LONDON – (UK Satire) – After a year in the planning stages, England’s Ta Ta For Now News reports that they will be sponsoring the first of what they hope to be several heated debates on racism, between Prime Minister Boris Johnson and the twice-impea…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Vows That One Day He Will Be The King of Mars

Elon Musk Vows That One Day He Will Be The King of Mars

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Multi-billionaire and co-founder of Bezos-Musk Inc., Elon Musk, has just remarked that one day, in the not-too-distant future, he will become the King of Mars. Musk who has more money than the entire populations of Iowa, E…

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Funny story: China’s Best Rock Band, The Egg Rolls, Hit Number One On Billboard’s Sizzling 99 Chart

China’s Best Rock Band, The Egg Rolls, Hit Number One On Billboard’s Sizzling 99 Chart

HOLLYWOOD – (Music Satire) – Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just announced that The Egg Rolls, a rock band that hails from Shanghai, China just topped the Billboard Sizzling 99 Chart with their brand new single “The Ballad of Ling Chow and LaVonDell Wash…

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Funny story: The Baltimore Orioles May Be Moving Out of Baltimore

The Baltimore Orioles May Be Moving Out of Baltimore

BALTIMORE – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just learned from an inside source, that after 101 years, the Orioles may be leaving Baltimore. SBID reporter Dottie Bazooka spoke with the O’s concession manager Guido Lasagna, who…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Denies He’s Dating Sarah Palin, But "Snowballs" Sarah Says Otherwise

Donald Trump Denies He’s Dating Sarah Palin, But "Snowballs" Sarah Says Otherwise

PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – The word on the streets of America is that the twice-impeached, one term, lying sack of seagull shit (Donald Trump) is now involved with the failed vice-presidential candidate in the 2008 national election Sarah “…

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Funny story: Neighbors concerned over banjo-shaped deliveries

Neighbors concerned over banjo-shaped deliveries

Residents of Lonesome Heights in America were shocked to see a number of Banjo shaped parcels delivered to the house of a large family that have just moved into the area. Brick Flooring said 'They have just moved in, it is a big house, and they se…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Caught Donaldo Wearing Her Panties (Again!)

Melania Trump Caught Donaldo Wearing Her Panties (Again!)

MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – Megan Markle says that Melania told her that she caught her husbandt (sic) wearing a pair of her imported French bikini panties (again). Markle said that this now makes about 17 times that her BFF Melly has told her th…

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Funny story: Montana Is Rounding Up Its Entire Skunk Population and Will Release Them Into Canada

Montana Is Rounding Up Its Entire Skunk Population and Will Release Them Into Canada

BEAVER DAM, Montana – (Satire News) – The Montana Department of Varmints has issued an emergency declaration, declaring that the skunk population has ballooned to astronomical proportions. MDV spokeswoman, Wilma P. Fiffy, who has been legally sepa…

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Funny story: The United States Government Is Fed Up With The Voter Suppression Antics of Georgia

The United States Government Is Fed Up With The Voter Suppression Antics of Georgia

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The U.S. government has just issued a mandate to the state of Georgia regarding their recent acts of blatant voter discrimination. According to Scuttlebutt Review reporter April Jiggle, Georgia has been warned re…

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Funny story: Sen. Joe “The Pussy” Manchin Receives 2021’s “Spineless, Low-Life Asshole of The Year” Award

Sen. Joe “The Pussy” Manchin Receives 2021’s “Spineless, Low-Life Asshole of The Year” Award

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just named West Virgina suckass senator, Joe Manchin as their “Spineless, Low-Life Asshole of The Year.” Each year the Daily Wind bestows this award on the nation’s most pathetic, piti…

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Funny story: Shocking Culmination of the Dialectic: Socialism Conquers Death!

Shocking Culmination of the Dialectic: Socialism Conquers Death!

According to a new article by scholars of the leftwing Brookings Institution, critics who are fond of deriding socialism’s supposed failures are the ones who fail, in that they stubbornly refuse to see “the big picture.” While pointing to the mat…

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Funny story: NASCAR Driver And Aaron Rodgers’ Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick Admits She Has a Tattoo on Her Ass With The Intials “AR”

NASCAR Driver And Aaron Rodgers’ Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick Admits She Has a Tattoo on Her Ass With The Intials “AR”

GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – It is no secret that ever since she was dumped by her Green Bay Packers boyfriend, Danica (Patrick) has been pining about her quarterback. Danica has told close friends that AR has the most amazing cock that she has e…

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Funny story: England and Cambodia Involved In a Crumpets For Bamboo Sticks Trade Deal

England and Cambodia Involved In a Crumpets For Bamboo Sticks Trade Deal

LONDON – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of 10 Downing Street state that England and Cambodia have just agreed to one of the biggest trade deals in the history of trade deals. Prime Minister Boris Johnson informed the UK’s biggest news agenc…

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Funny story: The US Threatens To Launch A Missile Towards Cambodia

The US Threatens To Launch A Missile Towards Cambodia

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue are that President Biden is extremely upset with the Cambodian government. According to iRumors, Cambodia has been warned no less that 13 times to stop harboring kno…

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Funny story: The Bright Red State of Alabama Issues A Directive That Effective Immediately Only White, Caucasian Tourists Will Be Allowed Into The State

The Bright Red State of Alabama Issues A Directive That Effective Immediately Only White, Caucasian Tourists Will Be Allowed Into The State

MOBILE, Alabama – (Satire News) – In a move that has many older folks revisiting those dreadfully racist days of the 50s and 60s, the state of Alabama (aka "The Banjo On My Knee State”) has just issued a directive that is about as racist as a skunk i…

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Funny story: Ringo Starr Sues The Beatles

Ringo Starr Sues The Beatles

New York, NY - Ringo Starr, best known as the Beatles drummer, is suing his former bandmates. The suit names as defendants, Paul McCartney, Yoko Ono, and the estate of the late John Lennon. Starr alleges breach of contract and non-support by two of h…

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Funny story: “The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"

“The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that the host of “The View” has just been signed to star in a movie about the American Civil War. Whoopi Goldberg, who probably hates Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump even more than Nancy Pelosi, Hil…

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Funny story: Texas Institutes New Voting Law

Texas Institutes New Voting Law

Austin, Texas - The State of Texas incited outrage among Democrats today by enacting a new voting law that appears to violate the 15th and 26th Constitutional Amendments. “This law gives the power of voting back to real Americans,” said a smiling…

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Funny story: The List of 10 Words That Taylor Swift Uses In Each Song She Writes

The List of 10 Words That Taylor Swift Uses In Each Song She Writes

HOLLYWOOD – (Magazine Satire) – Cowbell Notes Music Magazine looked over every single song that Taylor Swift has ever written, going back to when she was only 3-year-old. And they found that out of the millions of lyrics that Taylor has written, ther…

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Funny story: Three people injured as clown drives his clown car into crowd

Three people injured as clown drives his clown car into crowd

Hundreds of Torontonians braved the cold weather to celebrate the 166th anniversary of the infamous Toronto Clown Riot of 1855. Many came out dressed as clowns, some with plastic swords, baseball bats or boxing gloves. Others had faux black eyes, ban…

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Funny story: “Climate Change,” Which Is Owned and Trained By World Famous Thoroughbred Trainer Bob Baffert Easily Wins The Poughkeepsie Invitational Derby

“Climate Change,” Which Is Owned and Trained By World Famous Thoroughbred Trainer Bob Baffert Easily Wins The Poughkeepsie Invitational Derby

POUGHKEEPSIE, New York – (Sports Satire) - The most famous horse trainer in the world just keeps on winning, as evidenced by his newest thoroughbred race horse named “Climate Change.” “CC” is a two-year-old gelding, which means that he has been ‘…

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Funny story: The Latest Reality Show Is “The Sing Sing Prison Jailbirds” Starring The Trump Family

The Latest Reality Show Is “The Sing Sing Prison Jailbirds” Starring The Trump Family

OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – Buzz Fuzz is reporting that the newest reality show on cable TV is “The Sing Sing Prison Jailbirds” which stars Trump family members Donald “The Pussy Grabber,” Ivanka “The Giraffe,” Eric “The Dumbass,” and Jared…

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Funny story: After 649 Years The Leaning Tower of Pisa Is Finally Going To Be Righted

After 649 Years The Leaning Tower of Pisa Is Finally Going To Be Righted

TUSCANY, Italy – (Satire News) – The Tuscany City Council has just voted to take money from the city coffers to pay for construction work on the world-famous Leaning Tower of Pisa. The tower which was built in 1372, is shifting at a rate of .4 inc…

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Funny story: Biden Press Secretary Wins the Jabberwocky Award

Biden Press Secretary Wins the Jabberwocky Award

Jen Psaki, chief defender and spokesperson for the Biden administration, has won another prestigious award for her work as Biden’s most successful flack. The Jabberwocky award, initially a sarcastic inside joke among the White House press corps, is…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene, AKA The Banshee Bitch, Is Thrilled That She Has A Brand New Boyfriend

Marjorie Taylor Greene, AKA The Banshee Bitch, Is Thrilled That She Has A Brand New Boyfriend

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine has just reported that the ugliest congresswoman in D.C. (i.e. Marjorie Taylor Greene) is as happy as a woodpecker in an Oregon lumber mill. MTG, who in the past has been the piece-of-ass girlfri…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Announces New INCLUSIVE Franchise Names

Major League Baseball Announces New INCLUSIVE Franchise Names

Baseball Commissioner Rob – The Clown – Manfred has announced the results of a year long attempt to make baseball more inclusive (boring). To mimic other woke organizations and companies, baseball has decided to strip teams of their historic identiti…

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Shows Off Her $8.7 Million Engagement Ring

Kelly Clarkson Shows Off Her $8.7 Million Engagement Ring

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Cinderella St. Lamb, with the Daily Drama News Agency has just broken the story about the recently divorced songstress Kelly Clarkson’s engagement. The 39-year-old judge on “The Voice” is reportedly walking on Cloud 9,…

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Funny story: Rep. Devin Nunes Has Just Shown The Entire Country That He Is The Stupidest Asshole In America

Rep. Devin Nunes Has Just Shown The Entire Country That He Is The Stupidest Asshole In America

BUENAS NOCHES, California – (Satire News) – The Omnium Gatherum News Agency is reporting that Devin Nunes, who is one of the Trumptard’s biggest ass kissers (along with Hannity, Jordan, Gaetz, and that horrendously horrible-looking skank Marjorie Tay…

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Funny story: The Georgia Senate Mandates That Medical Masks Be Worn in The Shower

The Georgia Senate Mandates That Medical Masks Be Worn in The Shower

ATLANTA – (Satire News) – The Daily Max News Agency has just informed the public that the Georgia Senate overwhelmingly passed a law that makes it a requirement that any resident of the Peach State, or any visitor to the state must wear medical masks…

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Funny story: Prince Charles Becomes The Manager of The All-Female Rock Band, The Raging Female Hormones

Prince Charles Becomes The Manager of The All-Female Rock Band, The Raging Female Hormones

LONDON – (Satire News) – In a move that shocked pretty much all of the United Kingdom, as well as most of the free world, Prince Charles has gotten into the music business. According to Ta Ta For Now News, the prince has just signed to become the…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Colluded With Mexico In Order To Get A Shipment of Tamales

Donald Trump Colluded With Mexico In Order To Get A Shipment of Tamales

MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – Mexico’s El Olè News Agency has verified that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump colluded with Mexico in order to work out a deal to receive 21,000 dozen pork tamales in exchange for $270,000 cash. At first Trump told Mexic…

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Funny story: The NFL Has Decided To Bring Back The Cardboard Fan Cutouts Due To An Increase In The Covid-19 Virus Among The Players and Cheerleaders

The NFL Has Decided To Bring Back The Cardboard Fan Cutouts Due To An Increase In The Covid-19 Virus Among The Players and Cheerleaders

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has just broken the story that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to bring back the cardboard fan cutouts, that were first used during the Covid-19 Pandemic of 2020. The commissioner…

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Funny story: The Reason Why China Is Going To Invade Canada

The Reason Why China Is Going To Invade Canada

HONG KONG – (World Satire) – BuzzFuzz (Hong Kong Division) has just broken the story about the extremely strained relations between China and Canada. The Chinese government is so pissed off at Canada for reneging on their trade agreement, that the…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Devastated As Mar-a-Lago May Have To Be Totally Destroyed

Donald Trump Devastated As Mar-a-Lago May Have To Be Totally Destroyed

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of Trump’s humongous Florida complex Mar-a-Lago, which means “Jellyfish Ejaculate,” say that the complex will most probably have to be totally destroyed. A White House gardener identified…

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Funny story: Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur To Play In Shanghai, China

Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur To Play In Shanghai, China

MANCHESTER, England – (Sports Satire) – Reports out of the UK state that Simon Cowell’s If I’m Being Honest Productions has just finalized plans for two of Britain’s most popular football clubs to play a game in China. The game will be played in S…

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Funny story: SEX in Heaven? Yes, Including Premarital, Divorce. Abortion... & More

SEX in Heaven? Yes, Including Premarital, Divorce. Abortion... & More

This Spoof writer, going on 92, is thinking a bit more about eternity then he did only a decade ago. With his wife already there, he wishes he could be as certain about reuniting with a spouse after death as the late president George H W Bush was abo…

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Funny story: Liverpool Football Club To Build a Football Stadium That Will Eclipse Wembley Stadium

Liverpool Football Club To Build a Football Stadium That Will Eclipse Wembley Stadium

LIVERPOOL, England – (UK Satire) – After several years in the planning stages, the chairman of the Liverpool Football Club. Tom “Hey Mate” Werner has just informed the UK sports media that construction will soon begin on a brand, new, state-of-the-ar…

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Funny story: The CIA Reports That Cambodia Has Expelled A Russian Spy, A Chinese Spy, and a Guatemalan Spy

The CIA Reports That Cambodia Has Expelled A Russian Spy, A Chinese Spy, and a Guatemalan Spy

BATTAMBANG, CAMBODIA – (Satire News) – The government of Cambodia in an effort to remove the clandestine element has just deported three foreign spies. Cambodian King Norodom Sihamoni, commented that before the end of the year, he hopes to remove…

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Funny story: Ex-Teachers Asked to Come Back as Volunteers Give Boris a Big F

Ex-Teachers Asked to Come Back as Volunteers Give Boris a Big F

In the wake of the prime minister’s call for ex-teachers to return as volunteers to help keep schools open during Covid, the thousands of educators who left the job in the last decade have graded his work as F : for Failure, Fuck Off and Funny How W…

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Funny story: The 2 Reasons Why Portugal Cancelled Their Planned Invasion of Peru

The 2 Reasons Why Portugal Cancelled Their Planned Invasion of Peru

LISBOA, Portugal – (Satire News) – The U.S. CIA has just learned through a clandestine female double spy, who goes by the spy name of “Hormonal Hanna,” that Portugal has called off their planned invasion of Peru. “HH” reported that there were two…

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Funny story: Americans Thrilled that Unprecedented Infringement of Civil Liberties during COVID-19 Era Has Been Obviated by Unprecedented Infringement of Bodily Autonomy

Americans Thrilled that Unprecedented Infringement of Civil Liberties during COVID-19 Era Has Been Obviated by Unprecedented Infringement of Bodily Autonomy

Americans who blanched at the unprecedented infringement of Constitutional freedoms they experienced in the form of lockdowns, church shutdowns, and business closures, all in the name of mitigating an illness with a sub-one-percent mortality rate, ha…

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Funny story: Jabba Isn't Too Keen On Flying No Frills Flights

Jabba Isn't Too Keen On Flying No Frills Flights

Jabba should have known better than to use the discount flyer. First, he couldn't bring all the baggage he needed to support his immense girth. Then, they wouldn't allow him to take along his three huge coolers of dried Wankon jerky (on previous…

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Funny story: Mississippi Closes Public Schools

Mississippi Closes Public Schools

Jackson, MS - The state of Mississippi has closed all public schools. Students in grades PreK through 12 must now attend private, religious schools or not attend school at all. “It doesn’t much matter to us,” said state education commissioner Edwa…

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