Donald Trump Says He Cannot Go To Prison Simply Because The Inmates Will Turn Him Into a Girl Within 24 Hours

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 14 December 2021

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Trump makes a horrendously ugly-as-shit woman - But to the sex-starved convicts he looks like Taylor Swift!

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – The former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania known as Trump The Chump is finally realizing reality.

The Trumptard who was a total and complete predator, liar, bigot, racist, and your basic run-of-the-mill hemorrhoid, is now paying the price for all of his hate-filled machinations.

The Nazi-lover thought that he could just do whatever the fuck he wanted and not have to answer to anyone.

And Stormy Daniel’s little orange bitch did just that.

But now as they say in Maine, the fuckin' chickens have come home to roost ya.

Trump’s daughter/girlfriend Ivanka has told her daddy that his ass will definitely end up in prison before too long.

And so the long-legged giraffe has suggested that he start making plans to flee the country and seek asylum in Scotland, in order to save his racist ass.

SIDENOTE: When Melania found out what Ivanka had said, she allegedly jumped up in the air and yelled out, “Jes! Jes, I am witching dat my evil, hate-mongering husbandt flees his big, gigantic butt to Scotland queeker dan eat takes a flee to jack-off!”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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