We Didn't Do It and You Can't Prove it: No.10
The Government has issued a statement today saying nothing had been 'going on' and if there was they didn't know about it. The Prime Minister's (latest) spokesman said, 'It wasn't him, and it definitely wasn't me. I've only been in this job twent…
Read full storyIf You Outlaw Abortions, You Have To Outlaw Guns
If abortion kills a life and abortion is outlawed, it follows that guns which also kill lives should also be outlawed. Guns are made and sold specifically to kill lives. Since there is a sanctity for a life that requires a microscope to identify,…
Read full storyFrisbee still missing
A couple in Chutney on the Fritz has asked for the return of a beloved family heirloom. Gary and Lorriane Johnson, well known on these pages for their various travails, have blogged about their most recent one. 'We were playing with Frisbee in the…
Read full storyDastardly Thieves Break Into London's Petula Clark Art Gallery And Make Off With 19 Extremely Expensive Paintings
LONDON – (UK Satire) – In what London law enforcement authorities are calling one of the most brazen art heists in recent history, a group of six thieves, dressed as Buckingham Palace guards, have made off with 19 extremely expensive paintings. Th…
Read full storyJose Altuve Says He Wants To Leave The Houston Astros
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – According to The Sports Bet Gazette, one of the most popular Astros players in the history of the team has hinted that he may be requesting to be traded. SBG sports writer Zorro La Bamba, met with Altuve at a local Barb…
Read full storyFDA Approves Rooster Booster For Chicken Erectile Dysfunction
BILLINGSGATE POST: On Elmer Smuckmeister’s chicken ranch outside Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, the hens were singing, “He loves my walk. He loves my cluck. He’s starring me with Donald Duck.” Who were they talking about? It certainly wasn’t about…
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