There have been 63 spoof news stories published in January 2022. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Ted Cruz Says Daughters Tricked Him Into Saying That January 6th Was a Violent Terrorist Insurrection

Ted Cruz Says Daughters Tricked Him Into Saying That January 6th Was a Violent Terrorist Insurrection

Washington - After he was lambasted by right wing commentator Tucker Carlson on Fox News for correctly pointing out that the January 6th violent right wing insurrection, fomented by President Trump to stop the vote count in Congress, was carried out…

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Funny story: Trump For Prison In 2024

Trump For Prison In 2024

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – A group calling itself The Windy City Citizens To Make Sure Trump Ends Up In Prison In 2024 (TWCCTMSTEUIPI-2024) has informed the national news media that they plan to raise $75.3 million within three weeks. A spokesperso…

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Funny story: Nazi Man (to be sung to the melody of "Spider Man")

Nazi Man (to be sung to the melody of "Spider Man")

Nazi Man, Nazi Man, Does whatever a Nazi can. Spins his lies, any size, Attracts more Nazis, just like flies. Look Out! Here comes the Nazi Man. Is he wrong? Listen bud, He's got White Supremacist blood. Can he swing from a thread? Take…

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Funny story: Betty White Left Most of Her $75 Million To Her Pet Cockatoo “Cocky”

Betty White Left Most of Her $75 Million To Her Pet Cockatoo “Cocky”

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – One of the most beloved comedian/actresses of all time has gone to that great television studio in the sky. The “First Lady of Television," Betty White passed away days short of her 100th birthday. According to LaL…

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Funny story: California To Ban Everything Made Of Plastic

California To Ban Everything Made Of Plastic

The State of California is planning on banning all plastic products. Yes, soon, in California, there will be no plastic allowed: no more soda bottles, water bottles, baby bottles, shampoo bottles, pill bottles, plastic silverware, food containers, su…

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Funny story: Russia, China, and Cambodia Agree To Form a NATO-Like Pact To Be Called, “Two Big Ass Major World Powers and One Little Bitty Insignificant One”

Russia, China, and Cambodia Agree To Form a NATO-Like Pact To Be Called, “Two Big Ass Major World Powers and One Little Bitty Insignificant One”

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin has just announced that two of the world’s major powers have agreed to form a three-nation pact with a smaller, insignificant power. When asked why in the world the great powerful countries of Russia and China…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Writing a Science Fiction Novel

Donald Trump Is Writing a Science Fiction Novel

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – GOPicky Magazine has just broken the story that Donald Trump is writing a science fiction novel. A Mar-a-Lago insider, told GOPicky senior writer Amos Soursuckle that DJT is on page 4 of his 339-page book.

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Funny story: A Top NASA Official Reveals That Dumbass Trump Wanted To Send A Land Rover To The Sun!

A Top NASA Official Reveals That Dumbass Trump Wanted To Send A Land Rover To The Sun!

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Just when everyone thinks that nothing else stupid-as-shit, could come out about old “Toddler Fingers” (DJT), the racist, perverted pussy-grabber shocks the nation. A high-ranking NASA official, who did not want his name…

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Funny story: The British Band The Camel Toe Named The Best New Heavy Metal Band In The United Kingdom

The British Band The Camel Toe Named The Best New Heavy Metal Band In The United Kingdom

LONDON - ( UK Satire) – The Brit Music Scene Magazine has just named The Best Heavy Metal Band of The Year. This year’s winner is Camel Toe, and the five lads that hail from Wimbledon beat out a field of 90 bands, including such popular bands as L…

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Funny story: A National Tampon Company Warns Its Users That Some Could Explode When They Come In Contact With Sperm

A National Tampon Company Warns Its Users That Some Could Explode When They Come In Contact With Sperm

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just reported that the Hooha Tampon Company, headquartered in Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania, has just issued a very important warning that needs to be heeded by any and all females who use their tampons. Company…

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Funny story: The New York City Rockettes Are Laying Off Half of The Dancers

The New York City Rockettes Are Laying Off Half of The Dancers

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that at first was being blamed solely on the dreaded Trumpapalooza Virus, the most famous dance group in the world will be laying off 50% of their dancers. A spokesperson for the New York City Rockettes, R…

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Denies That He Owns a Ku Klux Klan Hood and Robe

Mitch McConnell Denies That He Owns a Ku Klux Klan Hood and Robe

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Senate minority leader Mitch “The Moscow Bitch” McConnell was recently asked about the widespread rumor that he owns an official KKK hood and robe. McConnell almost choked on the slice of Pizza Hut pepperoni pizz…

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Funny story: The Huge Meteor That Was Heading For Duck Dung, Alabama Is Now Going To Land In Dodge City, Kansas

The Huge Meteor That Was Heading For Duck Dung, Alabama Is Now Going To Land In Dodge City, Kansas

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Weather experts are now stating that the gigantic meteor which was scheduled to hit Alabama in March will not hit the cotton-pickin’ state after all. Weather expert, and collector of foreign adult toys, Toby Prixsteen, ha…

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Funny story: The U.S. Supreme Court Warns The State of Florida It Better Not Cheat In The 2022 National Election Like It Did In The 2020 National Election

The U.S. Supreme Court Warns The State of Florida It Better Not Cheat In The 2022 National Election Like It Did In The 2020 National Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Seven of the nine members of the United States Supreme Court have issued the Plywood State of Florida a very stern warning. The highest court in the land, after reviewing over 373,000 documents, reports, and memo…

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Funny story: Tickets To The NFL Game Between The Dallas Cowboys and The Green Bay Packers at London’s Wembley Stadium Are All Sold Out!

Tickets To The NFL Game Between The Dallas Cowboys and The Green Bay Packers at London’s Wembley Stadium Are All Sold Out!

LONDON – (UK Sports Satire) – Tickety Boo News reports “They’re All Gone!” referring to the hottest sports tickets in town. TBN writer Brompton Boxgrove informed the British citizens that all 89,903 tickets were sold within 37 minutes of being put…

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Funny story: A Saudi Arabian Prince Proposes To LPGA Beauty Paige Spiranac

A Saudi Arabian Prince Proposes To LPGA Beauty Paige Spiranac

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – One of the most beautiful female athletes in the history of female athletes has just received a stunning marriage proposal. BuzzFuzz (Saudi Arabian Division) has just stated that filthy-rich Prince Trubeer Alleman…

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Funny story: Manchester United Manager Withdraws Transfer Offer for Jesse Lingard After Learning He’s Already on Team

Manchester United Manager Withdraws Transfer Offer for Jesse Lingard After Learning He’s Already on Team

Manchester - Mauricio Pochettino, who recently joined Manchester United as manager, has been forced to reverse his first decision as the head man at the club, which was to buy attacking midfielder Jesse Lingard from West Ham United. Pochettino, wh…

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Funny story: Kamala Harris Demoted to T-Ball Journalism League

Kamala Harris Demoted to T-Ball Journalism League

With Harris’ latest effort to rehabilitate her political batting average widely seen as a dramatic failure, her dwindling team of strategists have decided to move on from the “softball” interview format to the T-ball interview format. For those who…

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Funny story: Taliban set to allow women to practice mild nagging during daylight hours

Taliban set to allow women to practice mild nagging during daylight hours

Afghanistan's Taliban leaders have announced, that as part of their inclusivity policy towards women, a controlled amount of spousal nagging will be permitted from February this year during daylight hours, after which a strict ban will be imposed.

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Funny story: Mike Lindell Again Predicts His Company Will Be Reinstated by Better Business Bureau

Mike Lindell Again Predicts His Company Will Be Reinstated by Better Business Bureau

Minnesota - Pillow Company owner and Trumper conspiracy peddler Mike Lindell is sticking with his narrative that former President Donald Trump will soon be reinstated as President of the United States after he convinces the country and US Supreme Cou…

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Funny story: The Manchester United Cheerleaders Will Pattern Themselves After The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

The Manchester United Cheerleaders Will Pattern Themselves After The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

MANCHESTER, England – (UK Satire) – Like the old saying goes “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,” the Glazer family, who owns the Manchester United Red Devils, have decided to take a cue from Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys.

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Funny story: A Hot, Sexy, 2nd Grade Teacher Has The Most Beautiful Pussy In Louisiana

A Hot, Sexy, 2nd Grade Teacher Has The Most Beautiful Pussy In Louisiana

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just broken the story that a 26-year-old 2nd grade teacher from Lake Charles, has just had the honor of having her vagina named The Most Beautiful Pussy in Louisiana. The blonde blue-eye…

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Funny story: Vaccine industry indicates “mass formation psychosis” important tool devoted to patriotism not profit

Vaccine industry indicates “mass formation psychosis” important tool devoted to patriotism not profit

An anonymous spokesperson for vaccine producers Outmoda has stepped forward to clarify his company's position in the current controversy over “mass formation psychosis.” Mass formation psychosis has emerged recently as an explanation for the gener…

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Funny story: Funny and original woman claims Chocolate Orange is one of her five a day

Funny and original woman claims Chocolate Orange is one of her five a day

As people across the country are starting their new year diets, one woman has found a hilarious and original way to eat chocolate and stick to her diet by posting on Fakebook 'Look everyone, having my five a day, LOL' accompanied by a photo of a half…

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Funny story: Guatemala Reveals The Nation’s Most Nortorious Drug Cartel Hitwoman

Guatemala Reveals The Nation’s Most Nortorious Drug Cartel Hitwoman

GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala – (Satire News) – Guatemala’s El Platano News Agency has just revealed that one of the country’s most notorious hitmen is actually a hitwoman. El Plat reporter Paloma Bocalinda, actually spoke with the woman in question i…

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Funny story: Racial Diversity Column

Racial Diversity Column

As part of our new attempts at diversity, here is an excerpt from “Things That Piss Me Off About White People,” the bestselling book by Rubbin’ D. Angelo, an academian who has been leading racial diversity seminars for the past thirty years. Most…

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Funny story: Trump Hints He May Move To England – Queen Elizabeth Tells Him To Stay Away, Racists Are Not Welcome!

Trump Hints He May Move To England – Queen Elizabeth Tells Him To Stay Away, Racists Are Not Welcome!

LONDON – (Satire News) – A close friend of Ivanka Trump has informed London’s Tickety Boo News Agency that her daddy, aka The Predatorial Perv, is seriously thinking about leaving America and moving to the United Kingdom. TBNA reporter Neville Twi…

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Funny story: A Pilot and Co-Pilot Get Into A Fist Fight In The Cockpit of A Jetliner At 30,000 Feet

A Pilot and Co-Pilot Get Into A Fist Fight In The Cockpit of A Jetliner At 30,000 Feet

SOMEWHERE OVER IOWA – (Satire News) – Sky Blue Airlines has just confirmed that two of their cockpit crew members did in fact get into an altercation while 30,000 feet up in the sky. An airline spokewoman, identified as Virginia Liliana Tippenkunt…

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Funny story: Melania Trump is Reportedly Considering a $4 Million Offer To Do a Nude Layout Spread In a National Mens Magazine

Melania Trump is Reportedly Considering a $4 Million Offer To Do a Nude Layout Spread In a National Mens Magazine

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just reported that the former first lady and wife of the Trumptard, has been approached about doing a layout in Playguy Magazine. A spokesperson for the adult mens magazine, Juanito F. D…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Has Just Paid £1 Million For A Kentucky Thoroughbred Racehorse

Queen Elizabeth Has Just Paid £1 Million For A Kentucky Thoroughbred Racehorse

LONDON – (UK Satire) – Word coming out of Buckingham Palace is that her majesty Queen Elizbeth has just purchased a thoroughbred racehorse from Kentucky. The horse named "Princess iPad" is 2-years-old, and has won 4 of the 5 races she has entered.

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Funny story: FedEx Has Now Resorted To Using Robot Drivers

FedEx Has Now Resorted To Using Robot Drivers

MEMPHIS, Tennessee – (Satire News) – FedEx, the transportation giant has just announced that it has finally perfected the art of using electronic robot drivers to deliver their customers' products. A FedEx rep said that the company had been workin…

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Funny story: The NFL’s First Transgender Cheerleader To Get Her Own TV Reality Show

The NFL’s First Transgender Cheerleader To Get Her Own TV Reality Show

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News)- Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader Gayle Wunderlust has just signed a contract to star in her very own reality show. Savannah Stiletto with The Daily Max interviewed Miss Wanderlust and asked if she will still be an NFL ch…

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Funny story: The NFL Is Moving The Super Bowl From California To Texas

The NFL Is Moving The Super Bowl From California To Texas

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has just stated that Super Bowl LVI (51), which was supposed to have taken place at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles is being moved. SBIM writer Dottie Bazooka says that the game will…

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Funny story: New legislative controls sought over Governor Newsom's obsession with outer stratosphere emissions

New legislative controls sought over Governor Newsom's obsession with outer stratosphere emissions

The California governor's concentration on restricting such gasoline-driven devices as leaf blowers to being electricity driven, plus moving on with replacing fossil fuel vehicles with electric, has led on to extensive investigation by the press.

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Funny story: The Red State of Kansas Passes a Law That Lesbians Are Prohibited From Getting To Third Base In Public

The Red State of Kansas Passes a Law That Lesbians Are Prohibited From Getting To Third Base In Public

TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – The Kansas state senate has just enacted a law that prohibits lesbionics (lesbians) from engaging in “Third Base Sex.” Senator Myrtle Fannadurdle, 73, [R-Wichita], stated that the bill was passed to show the lesbos…

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Funny story: God Suffers with Mental Health; Becomes Atheist

God Suffers with Mental Health; Becomes Atheist

Vatican - On Wednesday Pope Francis made a shocking statement of God's mental health. "I just don't believe in myself anymore." God is rumored to have said to his therapist. In addition to his recent self doubt God has been suffering with an…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Shows How Positively Ignorant He Is As He Now Says That California’s Wild Fires Were Caused By Vicious Fireflies

Donald Trump Shows How Positively Ignorant He Is As He Now Says That California’s Wild Fires Were Caused By Vicious Fireflies

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The “Turdhead” (DJT) who said that COVID was a hoax, and he won the election by 54 million votes, and that the Boy Scouts of America were conducting a “Witch Hunt” on him has now surpassed even his most stupid, id…

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Funny story: Horny Trump Housewives Get Hot Over Ins'erection' Strippers

Horny Trump Housewives Get Hot Over Ins'erection' Strippers

TEXAS - Chippendale's male exotic dancers are booked solid with their new act, The 'Ins'erection' Strippers. "Man, you wouldn't believe how many horny Trump hags there are out there in the suburbs," told Butch Manly, the head of the Chippendale da…

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Funny story: Alabama Outlaws Gay & Lesbian Parades

Alabama Outlaws Gay & Lesbian Parades

MONTGOMERY, Alabama – (Satire News) – The extremely homophobic state of Alabama has just passed a law that will prohibit any homosexualized group, organization, or entity from having a parade within the city limits of any town or city in the state.

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Funny story: Crime Fiction Lover Receives 8 Richard Osman Books for Christmas

Crime Fiction Lover Receives 8 Richard Osman Books for Christmas

Crime fiction Fan Lorraine Johnson received eight Richard Osman books for Christmas. 6 copies of his first one The Thursday Murder Club, and two of his second, The Man Who Died Twice. ‘People think I like Cosy crime fiction’ stated Lorraine ‘becau…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian is Finally Having All of Her Kanye West Tattoos Removed

Kim Kardashian is Finally Having All of Her Kanye West Tattoos Removed

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Kim Kardashian commented to Scandal Today reporter Cheyenne Patio that she has finally decided to get rid of her four Kanye West tattoos. Kim told Miss Patio that now that she is dating "Saturday Night Live" star Pete…

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Funny story: New Politically Correct Fashion Doll Has A Tramp Stamp, Piercings, and a Hormonal Imbalance

New Politically Correct Fashion Doll Has A Tramp Stamp, Piercings, and a Hormonal Imbalance

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Hasbrutha Toy Company, formerly Hasbro, has just introduced it's brand new Betsy Doll edition. A rep for the huge toy company, Agatha Milladilla, 42, stated that the latest doll, in keeping with being politically corr…

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Funny story: Wanker suffers under the long arm of the law

Wanker suffers under the long arm of the law

Police swooped into a Wetherspoon's early this morning to arrest a male suspected of wanking in a public toilet that is marked Disabled Only. Police say after breaking the door down with brutal force they entered to find the man on his back with…

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Funny story: Goodbye 2021 And No Thanks For The Memories

Goodbye 2021 And No Thanks For The Memories

The best thing about 2021? Donald Trump is out of the White House. The worst thing about 2021? Donald Trump nearly succeeded in destroying U.S. Democracy. He came close. He and his cronies worked their collective tails off with desperate back…

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Funny story: Getting Rid Of Donald Trump

Getting Rid Of Donald Trump

Even his pal Lindsey Graham said, “Enough is enough!” What Graham meant was Donald Trump should go away. But Trump lingers like terrible indigestion and heartburn. Trump lost the 2020 election but never conceded, and he just won’t quit it. Tr…

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Funny story: Chicago Will Be Ghost Town In 34,000 Years Says Mayor Lightfoot

Chicago Will Be Ghost Town In 34,000 Years Says Mayor Lightfoot

BILLINGSGATE POST: Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s plan to curb violence in the city is facing an unprecedented dateline. This past year, there were 777 homicides reported in Chicago, ending the deadliest year in a quarter century. With the present p…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Begins To Hammer Trump

Joe Biden Begins To Hammer Trump

Well, it's about time. Trump has been spewing lies forever. Most recently, on the escalator ride down, followed by his Mexican tirade. Then, no one can forget the bone spur shenanigans. All lies. Too many to list. But the most recent: The 2020 electi…

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Funny story: Ghislaine Maxwell Says That Sex Is So Rampant In Prison – She's Even Molested Herself

Ghislaine Maxwell Says That Sex Is So Rampant In Prison – She's Even Molested Herself

OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The Unofficial Duchess of Sexual Perversion, Ghislaine Maxwell, says she has sort of gotten used to living behind the iron bars. Maxwell, said that since she is much, much prettier and sexier than 99.3% of all…

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Funny story: Despite expensive aftershave, Kevin still smells like Kevin

Despite expensive aftershave, Kevin still smells like Kevin

Although he got some expensive aftershave from girlfriend Lauren, Kevin Smith, a 31-year-old sewage worker still smells as bad as he always has done. ‘Yes’ said Lauren on her blog ‘I bought Kevin some aftershave that was advertised by an actor or…

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Funny story: Renowned Scientists And Fabulous Hairdressers Reveal The Truth; The Man-Bun Is Deadly!

Renowned Scientists And Fabulous Hairdressers Reveal The Truth; The Man-Bun Is Deadly!

Scientist from the U.S., Europe, and Oakville, Ontario, Canada have joined forces with their hairdressing counterparts to warn the world at large that the scourge of the 21st century, the dopey-looking, douchie hairstyle known as 'The Man-Bun' is not…

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Funny story: The Reason Queen Elizabeth Has Entered The Hospital

The Reason Queen Elizabeth Has Entered The Hospital

LONDON – (UK Satire) – A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace has informed the British Press that Queen Elizabeth has been admitted into The Maid Marion Hospital located in Twickenham. The spokesperson, Imelda Fellafix, 61, wanted the citizens of th…

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Lays Off 17 Palace Guards

Buckingham Palace Lays Off 17 Palace Guards

LONDON - (UK Satire) - The world's economy is still in a world of trouble due to the Coronavirus (aka The Trumpapalooza Virus). Many countries have had to layoff some of their federal employees. The Kremlin Voice reports that Russia has had to lay…

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Funny story: Brooklyn Streetwalkers Prefer Wearing Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Miniskirts

Brooklyn Streetwalkers Prefer Wearing Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Miniskirts

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Police Department has just issued a notice that 91% of all Brooklyn prostitutes would rather wear short shorts instead of short skirts. Detective Jacobi Ribbatiski, stated that when hookers wear their tight…

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Funny story: Vice-President Kamala Harris Signs An $8 Million Contract With Converse Tennis Shoes

Vice-President Kamala Harris Signs An $8 Million Contract With Converse Tennis Shoes

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One thing about being a US president or vice-president are the nice little monetary perks that come with the office. For example, President Abraham Lincoln sold the rights to his name to the Lincoln Logs Toy Comp…

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Funny story: Las Vegas Oddsmakers Say Beto O’Rourke Will Win In A Landslide Over Texas Governor Greg Abbott

Las Vegas Oddsmakers Say Beto O’Rourke Will Win In A Landslide Over Texas Governor Greg Abbott

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Great news for the decent, law-abiding, non-racist citizens of Texas is that the oddsmakers in Vegas have Beto O’Rourke of El Paso, clobbering Gov. Abbott of Hell! In the upcoming Texas governor’s race. O’Rourke who came v…

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Funny story: How To Resurrect Daniel Craig As James Bond And Judi Dench As M

How To Resurrect Daniel Craig As James Bond And Judi Dench As M

Easy. The new film is an old James Bond case, protected under the Official Secrets Act and supervised by Judi Dench as M before Javier Barden killed her in the Skyfall film. Everything works on celluloid. Pay film director Ridley Scott loads…

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Funny story: Famous Sayings Updated For Our Modern Times

Famous Sayings Updated For Our Modern Times

(Original saying) I think, therefore I am. ( Updated saying) I stink, therefore I am pretty sure I still exist. That which does not kill us makes us stronger. That which does not kill us makes us really careful to avoid it the next time.

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Funny story: A Medical Report Reveals That Marjorie Taylor Greene Was Actually Born With Flip-Flopped Ovaries

A Medical Report Reveals That Marjorie Taylor Greene Was Actually Born With Flip-Flopped Ovaries

BALTIMORE, Maryland – (Satire News) – A medical report that has just come out has revealed a startling fact about the woman known as “The Ugliest Female Politician In Washington, D.C. The report conducted by the medical reporting agency, Medical R…

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Funny story: "I want to be laid to rest alongside Artoo Deetoo," says Queen

"I want to be laid to rest alongside Artoo Deetoo," says Queen

In a leaked Palace document, Her Majesty, The Queen has revealed that she wants to be buried alongside the Star Wars droid, R2-D2. In an appendix to her will, The Queen states: “I have always been a huge fan of the Star Wars series of films and, i…

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Funny story: The Truth Is Out There And Pointing At Trump

The Truth Is Out There And Pointing At Trump

So Donald Trump wasn't napping during the riots of January 6 at the Capitol building. Instead, Trump watched the riots on television from the dining room off of the Oval Office. And because of his silence and inaction, he must have been rooting for t…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Opens Up An Adult Sex Toy Shoppe

Sarah Ferguson Opens Up An Adult Sex Toy Shoppe

LONDON – (Satire News) – The Duchess of York, has been in the news more in the past two months, than she has in the past four years. Sarah Ferguson, gained some unwanted fame due to the Infamous Toe Sucking Incident of 1992. Fergie was the suck…

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Funny story: Does Attorney General Merrick Garland Have Cold Feet?

Does Attorney General Merrick Garland Have Cold Feet?

It seems as though the Attorney General of the United States, Merrick Garland, may have cold feet. While resembling the nervous Don Knotts, Mr. Garland proudly announced that after one whole year, his Justice Department has arrested and convicted ove…

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Funny story: Prince Charles Gets His Vasectomy Reversed

Prince Charles Gets His Vasectomy Reversed

LONDON - (UK Satire) - In a move that has stunned most of the citizens of the United Kingdom Prince Charles, Prince of Wales has just gone to his urologist to get his vasectomy reversed. The 73-year-old, was asked by a reporter with The Bee's Knee…

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