Biden Press Secretary Wins the Jabberwocky Award
Jen Psaki, chief defender and spokesperson for the Biden administration, has won another prestigious award for her work as Biden’s most successful flack. The Jabberwocky award, initially a sarcastic inside joke among the White House press corps, is…
Read full storyMan starts 'New Year, New Me' regime... just like last year
As millions of Brits are feeling flabby after the Christmas break, one man has taken the revolutionary step of announcing his new fitness regime. Kevin Sponge, 46, said, 'Yes, I know I've said this every year since 2004, but this time it's going t…
Read full storyTexts From and To The Famous & Infamous (January 7, 2022)
THE FOLLOWING TEXTS WERE COMPILED BY THE SENIOR WRITER FOR TITTLE TATTLE TONIGHT, PICO DE GALLO MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, AARON RODGERS, MELANIA TRUMP, & CAITLYN JENNER Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – I just want you to know that I am not as ugl…
Read full storyThe California Forest Fire Report Is In And It Is Un-Effing-Believable
SACRAMENTO – (Satire News)- The California wildfires of the Summer of 2021, were the worst in the history of the state. The California Commission of Wildfires (CCW) stated that they surpassed the 1949 La Brea Tar Pits Fire, the Calexico Fire of 19…
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