GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – It is no secret that ever since she was dumped by her Green Bay Packers boyfriend, Danica (Patrick) has been pining about her quarterback.
Danica has told close friends that AR has the most amazing cock that she has ever seen. She noted that there are things that he can do to her with his peckerino that she had never ever heard of before.
[PUBLISHER’S NOTE: Danica is 39-years-old and Aaron is 38.].
She added that one time when they were in the heat of passion, he accidentally hit her with his gonads (balls) on her face, and almost knocked her out.
Danica finally admitted to Cinderella St. Lamb, with the Daily Drama that she does indeed have a tattoo on her ass with Aaron’s initials AR.
