The LPGA’s Sex Goddess Paige Spiranac Agrees To Pose Naked In A Men’s Magazine
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Many golfing writers, enthusiasts, and fans all agree that the best thing to ever happen to the Ladies Professional Golf Association is namely one hot, sexy, gorgeously delicious babe named Paige Spiranac. The big…
Read full storyDonald Trump Says He Cannot Go To Prison Simply Because The Inmates Will Turn Him Into a Girl Within 24 Hours
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – The former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania known as Trump The Chump is finally realizing reality. The Trumptard who was a total and complete predator, liar, bigot, racist, and your basic run-of-the-mill hemorrho…
Read full storyWhat Trump Legacy?
A Fox news reporter sent a message to Donald Trump during the insurrection on January 6th, saying to call off his rioters or he would destroy his legacy. Huh? What legacy? As a tax payer? Judging from his history to prevent discloser of all hi…
Read full storyPresident Biden May Close Off Florida
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider, who wishes to remain anonymous, has just let it leak, that POTUS called a meeting of his closest, most trusted advisors about the situation in Florida. The insider told Pico de Gallo, with…
Read full storyNude Photos of Sarah Ferguson Have Surfaced In Birmingham, England
BIRMINGHAM, England – (UK News)- Scotland Yard has just been informed that a dozen X-rated photos of Sarah Ferguson, “The Duchess of York” have been found in a pawn shop in Birmingham. A spokesperson for Scotland Yard, Wilmington McWax, 43, inform…
Read full storyDollar Tree In a Blockbuster Move Is Now Selling Pets!
IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia – (Satire News) – The Nation’s #1 variety discount store chain has just hit a gold mine! Boom Boom News is reporting that the store that sells all kinds of items for $1.25 has ventured into the pet arena. And nation…
Read full storyPresident Biden Said That Trump Texted Him And Asked Him To Please Give Him a Presidential Pardon
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just verified that the Trumptard aka (The Hooha Grabber), had the damn nerve to ask POTUS for a Presidential Pardon. ABNA writer Mimosa Sabrosa could not believe the unmitigated gal…
Read full storyThe CIA Reports That Cambodia Has Expelled A Russian Spy, A Chinese Spy, and a Guatemalan Spy
BATTAMBANG, CAMBODIA – (Satire News) – The government of Cambodia in an effort to remove the clandestine element has just deported three foreign spies. Cambodian King Norodom Sihamoni, commented that before the end of the year, he hopes to remove…
Read full storyVeterinarians Are Puzzled As To Why A Cincinnati Chihuahua’s Bark Is Louder Than A Harley Davidson Motorcycle
CINCINNATI, Ohio – (Satire News) – Animal doctors in Cincinnati are extremely amazed at the fact that a little 1.2 pound female Chihuahua's bark can reach a decibel reading of 92, which is the same exact decibel reading of a Harley Davidson motorcycl…
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