The List of 10 Words That Taylor Swift Uses In Each Song She Writes
HOLLYWOOD – (Magazine Satire) – Cowbell Notes Music Magazine looked over every single song that Taylor Swift has ever written, going back to when she was only 3-year-old. And they found that out of the millions of lyrics that Taylor has written, ther…
Read full storyHuddersfield Teenager turning his back on crime
Although Government ministers are blaming a rise in crime on the fact that Dr Who is now played by a woman, at least one teenager has been encouraged to turn his back on crime by Jodie Whitaker taking over the Tardis. Brian Jones said 'I am Hudder…
Read full storyOne of The Largest Meteors In History Is Heading Towards Alabama
DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News reports that it has just learned from information guru Andy Cohen, that one of the biggest meteors in the history of the world is speeding towards Earth, and is expected to hit the state of Alabama…
Read full storyTwo Priests Agree To Perform An Exorcism on Donald J. Trump
BOSTON – (Satire News) – It is no secret that just about every Catholic in America hates the asshole who resided in the White House for 4 very, very, very long years! The golf-addicted, pussy-grabbing loser was called everything from the Orange Bl…
Read full storyKelly Clarkson Shows Off Her $8.7 Million Engagement Ring
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Cinderella St. Lamb, with the Daily Drama News Agency has just broken the story about the recently divorced songstress Kelly Clarkson’s engagement. The 39-year-old judge on “The Voice” is reportedly walking on Cloud 9,…
Read full story“The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that the host of “The View” has just been signed to star in a movie about the American Civil War. Whoopi Goldberg, who probably hates Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump even more than Nancy Pelosi, Hil…
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