MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – Megan Markle says that Melania told her that she caught her husbandt (sic) wearing a pair of her imported French bikini panties (again).
Markle said that this now makes about 17 times that her BFF Melly has told her that she has caught old “Toddler Fingers” wearing either one of her panties, teddies, baby dolls, or Daisy Duke short shorts.
Melania said that the first two times she thought it was kinda cute seeing a big, fat, 303 pound glob of a slob wearing female lingerie.
But she now says that by the 17th time, she is realizing that the piece-of-monkey shit, as Nancy Pelosi calls him, is most probably a transvestite.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump has said that yes, it’s true he has worn women’s panties before, but that was only because his lover Stormy Daniels said that if he did not wear her panties and parade all over their hotel room, then he would not get any nookie. ■
