Funny story: The Latest Quinnipinni Poll Shows That Diarrhea Is More Popular Than Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas

The Latest Quinnipinni Poll Shows That Diarrhea Is More Popular Than Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Quinnipinni has just released their latest poll and it shows that the majority of the people that were polled said that Gov. Greg “Shithead” Abbott is even less popular than diarrhea. One person who was polled remarked th…

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Funny story: French Pay Phones - A Bitter Instrument To Insanity

French Pay Phones - A Bitter Instrument To Insanity

I have just read that France has mercifully gotten rid of the majority of their public pay phones. This might sound like a tragedy but it is as necessary as was the French Revolution. In fact, the telephones deserve to be guillotined as much as they…

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Funny story: A Texas Rancher Is Sending 800 Longhorn Cattle To Food-Ravaged Iceland

A Texas Rancher Is Sending 800 Longhorn Cattle To Food-Ravaged Iceland

SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that Leland “Tex” Prattwater, owner of the sprawling 273,000 acre La Chupacabra Ranch, located outside of San Antonio is going to help the food ravaged country of Iceland. BuzzFuzz writer Sonora Cahoo…

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Funny story: Mississippi Reports That There Are Only 3 Gays Living in The Entire State

Mississippi Reports That There Are Only 3 Gays Living in The Entire State

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The state of Mississippi is thrilled at the fact that there are only three gays residing in the entire state. A spokesperson for the bright red state, who said his name was Bubba, told reporter Margarita M…

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Funny story: A Smash & Grab Group of Thugs Hits Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Residence

A Smash & Grab Group of Thugs Hits Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Residence

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News is reporting that a group of Smash & Grab hoodlums managed to break into the Trumptard's Mar-a-Lago complex at 2:35 am. According to one of the maids, who was in the kitchen eating a salami…

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Funny story: London man disappointed to discover father was Gestapo torture fiend

London man disappointed to discover father was Gestapo torture fiend

A 54-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has told a local newspaper that a recent search on a genealogy site revealed that his late father was a brutal torturer in the feared Nazi secret police, the Gestapo. Speaking from his home in Brus…

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Funny story: Supreme Court To Hear Pandemic Oral Arguments Next Year

Supreme Court To Hear Pandemic Oral Arguments Next Year

Guys, we are in the middle of a pandemic. People are dying. Hospitals will soon be filled. And the Supreme Court, ho, hum, scratch, scratch, schedules oral arguments to hear about Biden's vaccine mandate for next year in 2022. Like Sinatra used t…

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