MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – Mexico’s El Olè News Agency has verified that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump colluded with Mexico in order to work out a deal to receive 21,000 dozen pork tamales in exchange for $270,000 cash.
At first Trump told Mexico that he would make 10 easy monthly payments of $27,000, but Mexico replied, “Fuck ju asshole raceezt – ju pay $270,000 catch or ju can go suck Marjorie Taylor Greene’s lint-infested billy button.”
The Trumptard reportedly said that he wouldn’t suck the butt-ugly, whore bitch’s navel if it was on fucking fire!
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